Coronavirus memes (memes only)
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@No-Quarter said in Coronavirus memes:
Reminds me of a Betoota article:
Workmate Drying Hair In 2pm Zoom Meeting Definitely Just Had Root
Local sales director, Vita Garrison has almost definitely engaged in a bit of after-lunch nookie, it has been confirmed.
After close to two months of working from home with her jobseeker-stimulated personal trainer boyfriend Carl, the 27-year-old e-commerce professional seems to be mixing up her daily routine a bit.
For her colleagues at Betoota’s premier online retailer of fish tank filters, this couldn’t be more obvious – especially with all of the midday showers she seems to be having.
This comes as the nation’s office workers adapt to the idea that their jobs aren’t actually important enough to warrant a commercial lease and hourly commute.
In fact the staff at Betoota’s GoldfishAndFilters.com seem to be thriving working from home. Those without kids anyway.
For Vita, the biggest hurdle in her day-to-day schedule appears to be getting drying her hair in time for her 2pm Daily Zoom meetings with the sales team – and trying to pretend she hasn’t spent the previous hour receiving the pipe on her living room futon.
“Hey guys. Sorry about the wet hair haha” says Vita.
“I just realised I should put a bit of effort in for these meetings and ran through the shower” she says, attempting to subtly wipe off her smeared mascara while wearing nothing but a bathrobe.
“Anyway, umm… where were we.. Um yeah. So with work… How’s everyone been going with work”
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@MiketheSnow that is a million times better imagined in a Welsh accent.
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@No-Quarter took a while ...
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@No-Quarter I was expecting one of those "cute" vids of a little kid crawling in through the door gurgling. This was much, much better.
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@Catogrande said in Coronavirus memes:
@No-Quarter I was expecting one of those "cute" vids of a little kid crawling in through the door gurgling. This was much, much better.
That BBC one a year ago was a classic, his 2 kids came in one after another before his wife slide in a panic and dragged them out ( too lazy to search for it)
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@Donsteppa this is the fern now.. Sick of the covid chat.