Grumpy Old Man
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
It would simply change to "Is the Robot broken? Can you check it?"
Named ours "George Clooney". That worked.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Some people have such exotic lives. What's a vacuum?
Think Steve Hansen. Brain. RWC 2019 Semi. Sam Cane.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
I have played the break everything that I put in the dishwasher card (no not the maid that I don't have)
Wife no longer no longer lets me put anything in there (dishwasher, you children).
Contender for the Fernies "Most Surreal Post of 2020" Award....
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@Victor-Meldrew I just know you lot too well to leave any innuendo to chance.
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@Victor-Meldrew Using my own Dad jokes on me. Nice work.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
What is a "dating app?"
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
I reckon. Grindr.....um I mean Tinder usually filters out dodgy ones like that
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
What is a "dating app?"
Ask Snowy's dishwasher...
She's busy.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
Can relate. Mrs Meldrew has been in Kent looking after elderly parents for the last 2 weeks. Stressful time which she's handled with her usual mix of aplomb, good humour & intelligence.
First words on coming home and dumping suitcase in bedroom "Have you made the bed differently?...
I think an apt reply would be "No. But the new girlfriend gave me a few ideas."