Grumpy Old Man
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
I reckon. Grindr.....um I mean Tinder usually filters out dodgy ones like that
Grindr farts are usually when getting out of bed .... and can be we...
I’m stopping now.
Oh the double entendre is strong in this one.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Singers who randomly alter tones and elongate words in anthems at sports events so the crowd can't sing along properly.
When the whole crowd still waits until the English part of the kiwi anthem to start singing.
Oh, at the rugby. I thought for a moment you were talking about a Coldplay concert.
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Singers who randomly alter tones and elongate words in anthems at sports events so the crowd can't sing along properly.
When the whole crowd still waits until the English part of the kiwi anthem to start singing.
Oh, at the rugby. I thought for a moment you were talking about a Coldplay concert.
I'm not the serial killer, that's @Snowy
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put 12 cushions on a bed
I call them "women".
Colour me surprised that you see women as mere cushions. Just the ones in the basement?
No, the people who use them are not usually men.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put 12 cushions on a bed
I call them "women".
Colour me surprised that you see women as mere cushions. Just the ones in the basement?
No, the people who use them are not usually men.
I think you'll find there's a large quantity of men who use women.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
People who put 12 cushions on a bed
Also known as me!
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Love this thread, top work.
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Hooroo You mean Sarf Eass Lunnon
We had a stunning EA when I worked there, and she was from Essex and used to say "Fanks" with a smile that would melt your heart
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Hooroo You mean Sarf Eass Lunnon
Too many consonants in there @Catogrande , but very close.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
Love this thread, top work.
People who get famous despite being talentless fucks.
Like James Cordan.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 take that back, he's a darling.
At what ? Genuinely curious why anyone has any sort of time for him.