Merry Christmas



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    Tis the season bros

    Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.

    I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.



  • Merry Xmas all you wankers, eat and drink too much.
    @mariner4life she's wearing far too much clothing for me



  • Eat a bag of dicks.

    If that's your thing.

    Been on leave two days already and its the shit. Have a good one, fluffybunnies.



  • GFYs

    That is all .

    Apart from mere kirihirimete to all of you.

    And GFYs



  • @Virgil thats why shes wearing clothes, FOR YOU....once I get home, thats when they come off 🙂

    Anyways, Happy Christmas and Merry New Year to all you out of work fluffybunnies who spend too much time on the internet talking shit with dudes you probably never met

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  • MC all

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  • You're a weird bunch of pricks but I guess that is what makes it interesting (and I'm still reading your bullshit after 17 years of it from some of you).

    Christmas is hard work for me - I do all the cooking, organising, hosting, and paying but I will enjoy everybody else going back to work this time,while I go water skiing ( if I can fix the broken down boat) and everybody pisses off from my paradise. It's like an invasion of arseholes around here in summer. God I hate Christmas.

    Anyway, all the best to you all for the festive season, and GFY's.



  • It's been a great Fern year. Great hangover from the RWC win (Back to back, baby), a surprising Super season (Canes WTF?), followed by a dominant year in Black. Anton L-B my rookie of the year, by some considerable margin. Wins the Conrad Smith Unassuming Monster award 🙂

    Hiccup with the Irish, but important buildup for the Lions. boys won't be looking around during that series for sure - will be 100% focus.

    Anywa, enjoy your break all, it's been great and informative fun. Don't forget to run head down into tackles to win Red Cards and penalties in the new year 🙂



  • Merry Xmas you mad bastards. Thanks for helping me avoid work for another year.



  • Meri Kirihimete guys and Mokey.

    Have some hangi for me.



  • Merry Christmas ya filthy animals, and a Happy New Year.



  • Also, fark tradition, we're doing a full beef wellington for christmas dinner this year. Take that you ham, chicken and turkey traditionalists! Can't bloody wait



  • @nzzp said in Merry Christmas:

    Also, fark tradition, we're doing a full beef wellington for christmas dinner this year. Take that you ham, chicken and turkey traditionalists! Can't bloody wait

    Amen to that, I'm doing a lamb leg on the BBQ and bourban glazed pork belly in the oven.



  • @mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:

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    Tis the season bros

    Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.

    I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.

    She's cute. I think we would have fun together.

    Merry Christmas, my batshit crazy internet brothers. Present tip: buy your wives and girlfriends my historical porn and get lucky this year. I'm always on desserts at the fam gathering, and my signature dish is ice cream covered in Icecap and decorated with lollies. Family staple for more than 20 years.

    Stay safe, drive carefully, and may Santa take pity on you despite being cemented on the naughty list.



  • @Mokey said in Merry Christmas:

    @mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:

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    Tis the season bros

    Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.

    I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.

    She's cute. I think we would have fun together.

    That all I've managed to read so far

    About a dozen times.



  • @jegga said in Merry Christmas:

    @Mokey said in Merry Christmas:

    @mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:

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    Tis the season bros

    Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.

    I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.

    She's cute. I think we would have fun together.

    That all I've managed to read so far

    About a dozen times.

    She knows her audience well.



  • @NTA said in Merry Christmas:

    Eat a bag of dicks.

    If that's your thing.

    Been on leave two days already and its the shit. Have a good one, fluffybunnies.

    Why say fluffybunnies? You're allowed to say cunt on the new fern



  • @MN5 cos fluffybunny is cooler, plus it is a recognised term...even if added by a former ferner

    see #5

    Slang for "cunt" from rugby-centric New Zealand rugby website www.thesilverfern.com.

    In fact if typed and posted, "cunt" is auto-replaced with "fluffybunny".
    "Stephen Jones of the Times is a fluffybunny".
    #cunt #vagina #pussy #vjj #front-bum

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fluffy bunny



  • @taniwharugby said in Merry Christmas:

    @MN5 cos fluffybunny is cooler, plus it is a recognised term...even if added by a former ferner

    see #5

    Slang for "cunt" from rugby-centric New Zealand rugby website www.thesilverfern.com.

    In fact if typed and posted, "cunt" is auto-replaced with "fluffybunny".
    "Stephen Jones of the Times is a fluffybunny".
    #cunt #vagina #pussy #vjj #front-bum

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fluffy bunny

    I don't think it'll roll off the tongue too well next time someone doesn't give way to me at a roundabout though.



  • @Kirwan said in Merry Christmas:

    @jegga said in Merry Christmas:

    @Mokey said in Merry Christmas:

    @mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:

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    Tis the season bros

    Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.

    I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.

    She's cute. I think we would have fun together.

    That all I've managed to read so far

    About a dozen times.

    She knows her audience well.

    Curtsies