Shitty Australian Boxing



  • Tonight, at the Adelaide Oval, there will be some shitty Australian boxing.

    Danny Green and Anthony Mundine will square off for a re-match 11 years after Mundine won the underwhelming first fight. Both blokes are now in to their 40s, Mundine weighed in at 79.6, Green at 82.9.

    Mundine has done his usual shit to make sure he creates a siege mentality, Green trying to be the Aussie every man. I won't be watching, but i imagine the PPV numbers will be okay as a bunch of guys buy it to see if Mundine can get knocked the fuck out

    The best part of evening will be Quade's fight. He's fighting a guy who looks like won a beer promotion

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    seriously, look at the rig on that bloke!! It's worse than mine!

    Apparently he has 55 kick boxing fights under his belt, but his pro boxing record is an incredible 0-2

    Bigger joke than the drainage at McLean



  • In an odd kind of universal logic, Quade is missing the Rugby Tens to fight a Ten year old kid with a Ten kilo weight problem.

    And I hope the kid drops Quade to teach him he should stop fucking around and play rugby. He's not SBW.



  • Quade is actually much better than you'd think, much like Carlos Spencer. I think it probably pisses people off to admit that.



  • Not saying he isn't - in fact, he was very generous with his time during the NRC here, even at away games. He's learned a lot.

    But needs to stop fucking around with boxing.



  • @MN5 at what?



  • @mariner4life said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 at what?

    He's very good at stealing things.

    Liam Messam is another bloke who's a more than handy boxer.



  • @MN5 said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @mariner4life said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 at what?

    He's very good at stealing things.

    But like Spencer i think because both were/are a bit gunshy on defence sometimes they'd be shit at boxing. Far from the truth, Spencer was awesome. Imagine the hiding he'd give Merhts for example.



  • @MN5 said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @mariner4life said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 at what?

    He's very good at stealing things.

    But like Spencer i think because both were/are a bit gunshy on defence sometimes they'd be shit at boxing. Far from the truth, Spencer was awesome. Imagine the hiding he'd give Merhts for example.

    Haha you know you just contradicted yourself right?



  • @Frye said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @mariner4life said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 at what?

    He's very good at stealing things.

    But like Spencer i think because both were/are a bit gunshy on defence sometimes they'd be shit at boxing. Far from the truth, Spencer was awesome. Imagine the hiding he'd give Merhts for example.

    Haha you know you just contradicted yourself right?

    I can see how it looks that way but Maori fullas always waste white guys

    Particularly when they're pudgy and have bowl cuts. Merhts brand of non physical rugby set the standard for Ronan O'gara who took the mantle wonderfully....

    Somehow I can't see him beating Awen Guttenbiel and Jarrod McCracken and holding his own against Monty Betham.



  • @MN5 said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @mariner4life said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 at what?

    He's very good at stealing things.

    Liam Messam is another bloke who's a more than handy boxer.

    Not against boxers they aren't.



  • @antipodean said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @mariner4life said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @MN5 at what?

    He's very good at stealing things.

    Liam Messam is another bloke who's a more than handy boxer.

    Not against boxers they aren't.

    Well based on that logic SBW is only a rung above them on the ladder if he's lucky.



  • @mariner4life said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    Tonight, at the Adelaide Oval, there will be some shitty Australian boxing.

    The best part of evening will be Quade's fight. He's fighting a guy who looks like won a beer promotion

    Quade's handler (I presume it's Nasser) has an iron grip understanding of the fight game.

    You won't get a world title shot with many losses on your record, so you can't take too many risks in your build-up.



  • @Chris-B. said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    @mariner4life said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    Tonight, at the Adelaide Oval, there will be some shitty Australian boxing.

    The best part of evening will be Quade's fight. He's fighting a guy who looks like won a beer promotion

    Quade's handler (I presume it's Nasser) has an iron grip understanding of the fight game.

    You won't get a world title shot with many losses on your record, so you can't take too many risks in your build-up.

    I find it odd that more feral NZ rugby fans aren't up in arms about SBW being so matey with QC.

    Well, maybe if I joined Twitter and instagram and all those cool apps then I'd hear more about it.



  • @MN5 Probably run out of legs after his already being mates with Nasser and Mundine.

    Though I was shocked to hear that those two had fallen out.



  • Is that Mehrts that quade is fighting?
    Hard to take it seriously with that shit.
    I hope mundine gets knocked out. Would be nice to see him not running his mouth for once. Although i do feel sorry for him sometimes when watching him speak. Obviously not many braincells still operational up there.

    Having said that im not going to watch it.
    Got better things to do like constantly reloading TSF to see if it makes the rugby season start sooner.



  • Here's a bit of fun viewing of Mundine in the meantime!



  • Apparently the bloke is a plasterer. He took the fight 2 weeks ago, then chucked it in when it was clear he couldn't drop the required 13kg in 2 weeks. The promoters then allowed him to come in at 99kg, and he weighed in at 96-odd.

    His trainer reckons the two weeks of training is more than he has had for his previous two fights. He's only taken it on to give Quade someone to fight.





  • Oh, Betoota Advocate, you never fail to amuse...



  • @mariner4life said in Shitty Australian Boxing:

    the real story here

    That is one of the best things I've ever read on here