Gym story



  • Ok I swear this is NOT me.....

    A mate of mine has moved to sydney recently. Hes as fit as anything being a cross country runner and all, about my height but 65kg dripping wet. I think Caleb Ralph still holds the record for the fastest 3km time trial in the ABs, something like 11 minutes. This guy can do that in eight on a bad day.....

    Anyway he joined the gym in Surrey Hills that is frequented by some of the folk sydney is famous for. Gay men. So he jumps on the bench press and is pumping away ( on the weights that is eusa_whistle ) not much weight, 50kg for sets of 6. Being extremely lanky and having long arms hes certainly no Aled de malmanche....anyway he goes for one more rep than he should. Disaster, he lowers the bar and is trapped. Most guys on here could probably get that kind of weight off with one arm but bear in mind he is a different kind of athlete. Anyway rather than roll the weight off he panics and yells for help. Cue some big musclebound homosexual in tiny shorts coming to his rescue. Anyone who has benched will know the only way to look is up so as this guy leans over my mate realises HE IS NOT WEARING ANY DAKS UNDER HIS SHORTS. Cock and balls everywhere.....

    My mate gags and panics and this dude offers to spot him on another set all the time commenting how lovely and delicate his physique is. My mate busts out one final set and thats that. He didn't stay to have a shower and won't tell me whether or not he is still a member of this establishment.....

    Apparently theres some really nice posters of Ian Roberts up there as inspiration.



  • Geez. I hope his mouth was closed when the guy was standing over him, swinging in the breeze...



  • [quote name='davidav']Geez. I hope his mouth was closed when the guy was standing over him, swinging in the breeze...[/quote]

    Well he said he has made a few "gains" but I'm not sure exactly what hes referring to xzxcool



  • not one of those 'special' protein gels was it?



  • [quote name='scribe']not one of those 'special' protein gels was it?[/quote]

    Is that the one that has the side effect of a black out and you wake up with a sore arse?



  • Hes back for Xmas for a visit so if he slips off the seat when he sits down your theory will be confirmed !


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