Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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This "Dear Prudence" submission is one of the more amusing things I've read recently:
Q. Daughter’s friend being in wedding: My 27-year-old daughter and her best friend, Katie, have been best friends since they were 4. Katie practically grew up in our house and is like a daughter to me. My daughter recently got engaged to her fiancé and announced that Katie would be the maid of honor (Katie’s boyfriend is also a good friend of my future son-in-law). The problem is that Katie walks with a pretty severe limp due to a birth defect (not an underlying medical issue). She has no problem wearing high heels and has already been fitted for the dress, but I still think it will look unsightly if she’s in the wedding procession limping ahead of my daughter. I mentioned this to my daughter and suggested that maybe Katie could take video or hand out programs (while sitting) so she doesn’t ruin the aesthetic aspect of the wedding. My daughter is no longer speaking to me (we were never that close), but this is her big wedding and I want it to be perfect. All of the other bridesmaids will look gorgeous walking down the aisle with my daughter. Is it wrong to have her friend sit out?
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"Inevitable, and bloody"...
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"Medics said later that Gavin could easily have bled to death had his screams not been heard by neighbours, who broke down the door of his flat and called an ambhulance."
He could have died.
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"When you chop your own cock off with a desk fan, it's time to reassess your drinking."
Not the drinking-problem-metric I've opted to use, but each to their own.
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I smell a fad trending...
Jogger Dubbed The "Mad Pooper" Is Terrorizing Colorado Springs
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The control-room is out of control and Lawrence O'Donnell is losing his mind. "I don't care who the f#ck you have to call, STOP THE HAMMERING!!!"
EXCLUSIVE: Watch MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell’s Unhinged Outtakes for Eight Crazy Minutes
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@tim That is so not funny.
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@bones said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Kinda awesome...
http://bgr.com/2017/09/21/maya-the-bee-king-willi-episode-omg-thats-a-penis/You say what? You're making me redundant at the end of the day. Sure no problem, no I'm not upset...I'll just finish up some of this background art and be on my way.
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How the hell did he even get that throw away. Outrageous.
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What have I forgotten?
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@bones said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Kinda awesome...
http://bgr.com/2017/09/21/maya-the-bee-king-willi-episode-omg-thats-a-penis/My last job in London I ran industrial temp agencies. Best job ever and has left me with a wealth of stories around staff fucking up.
This one reminds me that I had a contract to supply staff to Buena Vista's video duplication plant in West London. Incredibly lucrative contract supplying 3 shifts who pretty much spent their working hours feeding bland tape cassettes into machines where they were copied from the master.
We supplied everyone including the Quality guys. Mainly Yugoslav's (as was then)
I don't know what the motivation was - no one was sacked but for whatever reason someone decided to take a vivid and edit the Master.
I can't remember what film it was but it was a kids cartoon movie and it didn't get discovered until after it had been distributed and shocked parents started complaining.
The edit was deemed unsuitable
DUMBO FUCKS MINNIE UP THE ARSE
Did I mention we lost the contract.......
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@antipodean sorry, that's a FAKE joke
http://www.allposters.co.uk/-sp/A-Paratrooper-Executes-An-Airborne-Jump-Out-of-a-C-17-Globemaster-III-Posters_i9770339_.htm
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@wairau said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@antipodean sorry, that's a FAKE joke
I know, it still looks funny.
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“The rebounding of California’s mountain lion population has been well documented, and it’s no secret that the predators are making meals of area wildlife, and domestic pets, to sustain their numbers. But a trail camera, belonging to Randy Spade of Whitmore, Calif., captured a sight rarely seen—a lion taking down an unsuspecting deer.” – Field and Stream
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@tim said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
“The rebounding of California’s mountain lion population has been well documented, and it’s no secret that the predators are making meals of area wildlife, and domestic pets, to sustain their numbers. But a trail camera, belonging to Randy Spade of Whitmore, Calif., captured a sight rarely seen—a lion taking down an unsuspecting deer.” – Field and Stream
Still like to think it's a chupacabra...
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@booboo Those eyes in the dark are pretty cool.
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@tim said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
That's a cracking tackle. I've named that lion "Cane".
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That reminds me of this footage in the Planet Earth II series. Amazing that this is happening in the middle of the city.
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Firstly, it's Gal Gadot but there are plenty of laughs too (especially the last tweet).
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@bovidae awesome camera gear. Which city?
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