Christmas Gifts



  • Mere Kirihimete everyone!



  • @Paekakboyz said in Christmas Gifts:

    Merry xmas ya dirty animals. Best wishes to you and yours.

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  • Merry Christmas my fellow deviants



  • @mariner4life said in Christmas Gifts:

    Merry Christmas my fellow deviants

    Strippers, guns and something else thread... Deviants indeed 😀



  • @voodoo said in Christmas Gifts:

    you argumentative cnuts



  • @Snowy gold



  • So, any Christmas Gift disasters? Anyone's wife pack the shits?



  • @voodoo secret santa means blame cannot be apportioned!! The perfect crime... if you messed up of course 😁



  • @voodoo said in Christmas Gifts:

    So, any Christmas Gift disasters? Anyone's wife pack the shits?

    Not a disaster but I went to the Mrs' family get-together. Their family do a secret santa system so they all get one awesome present each. So I wouldn't be left out my Mrs said that her parents were getting me a gift but that was all. So all I went with was a gift for her folks.

    Well as it turns out I end up getting gifts not only from her folks but also her brother, her sister who that day flew in from Europe and even her new boyfriend who that day flew in from the States...so yeah great grinch impression on the family there.



  • @Rembrandt Magic mate 😅



  • My inlaws were generous and gave me $100 cash, my missus took $50 and said you don't need that much to waste....



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    Colorado man robbed bank, immediately threw cash in air yelling 'Merry Christmas'

    A Colorado Springs, Colo., robber was anything but discreet after he stole thousands from a downtown bank on Monday afternoon, with witnesses saying he immediately ran outside and yelled "Merry Christmas!" while throwing wads of cash into the air.

    An eyewitness told KKTV that the man, identified by police as 65-year-old David Oliver, left the bank, threw money into the air, shouted the holiday wishes, then went to a nearby Starbucks where he sat down and waited to be arrested.

    [...]

    https://thehill.com/homenews/news/475868-colorado-man-robbed-bank-immediately-threw-cash-in-air-yelling-merry-christmas



  • @voodoo said in Christmas Gifts:

    So, any Christmas Gift disasters? Anyone's wife pack the shits?

    A close run thing.

    We have a new oven which packed a sad. Luckily the Turkey had finished cooking and only the Brussels Sprouts were under-cooked.

    On the plus side, I got a bottle of Auchentoshan Three Wood Single Malt from Mrs Meldrew.



  • The neighbors dog got in to the fridge in the garage and ate 2 chickens and a pork fillet.

    It's lucky we always massively over-cater.

    I got buckled on vodka at the end of the day. Ripper Christmas



  • @mariner4life said in Christmas Gifts:

    The neighbors dog got in to the fridge in the garage and ate 2 chickens and a pork fillet.

    It's lucky we always massively over-cater.

    I got buckled on vodka at the end of the day. Ripper Christmas

    The neighbours should put that dog on tv - he managed to get into a garage and then open the fridge and then sort through the beer and salad to get the meat.



  • @Nepia said in Christmas Gifts:

    @mariner4life said in Christmas Gifts:

    The neighbors dog got in to the fridge in the garage and ate 2 chickens and a pork fillet.

    It's lucky we always massively over-cater.

    I got buckled on vodka at the end of the day. Ripper Christmas

    The neighbours should put that dog on tv - he managed to get into a garage and then open the fridge and then sort through the beer and salad to get the meat.

    Should have drunk the beer to get to the meat, but still pretty good.



  • @Snowy said in Christmas Gifts:

    @Nepia said in Christmas Gifts:

    @mariner4life said in Christmas Gifts:

    The neighbors dog got in to the fridge in the garage and ate 2 chickens and a pork fillet.

    It's lucky we always massively over-cater.

    I got buckled on vodka at the end of the day. Ripper Christmas

    The neighbours should put that dog on tv - he managed to get into a garage and then open the fridge and then sort through the beer and salad to get the meat.

    Should have drunk the beer to get to the meat, but still pretty good.

    I don't think this neighbours dog is silly enough to mess with @mariner4life's beer, it's FNQ he likely has a gun(s).



  • @No-Quarter said in Christmas Gifts:

    Merry Christmas fluffybunnies.

    The Black Caps getting screwed at the CWC and the ABs screwing themselves at the RWC made for a tough year sporting wise. Going online and moaning about it with a bunch of sad bastards like myself does seem to help, so thanks for all the yarns, and GFYs.

    For me, the ABs losing was cushioned by the about 20 mattresses of the Mako winning earlier in the evening.

    #TasmanMako #Suckstobeanyonebutus #BlackCapsdidntlose

    Happy 2020 to all - despite the necessity that your teams lose to mine! 🙂



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    Well Merry Christmas Bros!
    Can I say bro? I'm saying it anyway. Hope it was a good one, you've given me giggles dear ones!
    Rum is a flowing munching and on left over sausage meat stuffing balls.



  • The unofficial Hawkes Bay Chinese Checkers Championships concluded late this morning with the Hurricanes A contestant (yours truly) proving too strong for the Waratahs Development Representative in the final. Bronze went to the Melbourne Rebels player after a lengthy battle with the Hurricanes Development rep almost came to blows after the latter upended the board. The ruling has just come through from the MCC head office at Lords to uphold the decision to disqualify the guilty player by the innocent player's Nana!
    Next up appears to be Cribbage after the Venue Manager has placed a one week ban on the playing of Chinese Checkers! It will probably also conclude in some sort of dispute............…
    Ah the joys of board games turning up in Christmas Stockings. The competitiveness of games not lessening in the forty five odd years since the last time we dared risk playing any!



  • Best Xmas present cockup ever.





  • @RoninWC said in Christmas Gifts:

    For those interested, I've been putting all of our Court experiences down based on emails and diary notes sent at the time into a single document which I will copy to the Off Topic area soon. Keep an eye out for that. It is my plan to finish writing that story over the holiday break.

    So now that you're presumably working from home to ride out this global depression, howzabout you get on with this then???



  • @voodoo said in Christmas Gifts:

    @RoninWC said in Christmas Gifts:

    For those interested, I've been putting all of our Court experiences down based on emails and diary notes sent at the time into a single document which I will copy to the Off Topic area soon. Keep an eye out for that. It is my plan to finish writing that story over the holiday break.

    So now that you're presumably working from home to ride out this global depression, howzabout you get on with this then???

    Been doing that but also work is crazy busy. I work for NSW Health and as you can imagine, we are kinda busy 😉

    But yes, I've been putting this all together for some time now and I'll get it out soon.

    Thanks for the prompt @voodoo , it does help to get a good prodding every now and then.



  • @RoninWC said in Christmas Gifts:

    @voodoo said in Christmas Gifts:

    @RoninWC said in Christmas Gifts:

    For those interested, I've been putting all of our Court experiences down based on emails and diary notes sent at the time into a single document which I will copy to the Off Topic area soon. Keep an eye out for that. It is my plan to finish writing that story over the holiday break.

    So now that you're presumably working from home to ride out this global depression, howzabout you get on with this then???

    Been doing that but also work is crazy busy. I work for NSW Health and as you can imagine, we are kinda busy 😉

    But yes, I've been putting this all together for some time now and I'll get it out soon.

    Thanks for the prompt @voodoo , it does help to get a good prodding every now and then.

    Always an excuse with you government folk....😉

    😀


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