Fuck I Feel Bad



  • First time I've perused the fat busters forum and I do feel ordinary.

    Have been on tour with a couple of other account managers the last month or so and I think I've averaged three or four beef fillets, a crispy duck, venison and a couple of calamari entrees, plus ravioli, one or two cheeseboards, a squillion beers, three or four bottles of red and one or two whites, a week. Each week. The only exercise being waddling from a commodore to a chair at various customers' offices. This is excluding the regular cooked breakfasts and various deep fried offerings for lunch.

    I desperately need to hit the tennis court tomorrow.



  • You should just get down to the local showroom and bench press a rolladoor for a few hours You can do squats on it as well :happy:



  • Shark you have been very quiet. You're not going to get fit knitting old chum  :happy:



  • [quote name='shark']
    I desperately need to hit the tennis court tomorrow.
    [/quote]

    Poof. Go for a run.



  • Good call Nick!!

    Shark did get called a poof on one of the forementioned tours in Whangarei - I did warn him about that LIME shirt however...........



  • [quote name='willie the weka']
    Good call Nick!!

    Shark did get called a poof on one of the forementioned tours in Whangarei - I did warn him about that LIME shirt however...........

    [/quote]

    It's [i]MINT[/i]...



  • As in mint to make you look like a poof?



  • [quote name='Nick the Aussie']
    As in mint to make you look like a poof?
    [/quote]

    Actually, I believe the in-bred toothless yokel in the brown Sunbird's words were "Ya fuckin' homo!"



  • :2funny: Made me laugh out loud. Now people in the office are looking at me funny. :neutral: Funnier than usual :shifty:



  • was super funny at the time Nick, Sharks reinactment was special.............. :2funny: 👏



  • I had a game of tennis yesterday (and cleaned up 6-0, 6-1 btw). However, this will have done almost nothing for my waistline as the rout took only an hour and I won many many points off serve, but have just found out the old man still has two bikes from his Giant repping days, so will be taking advantage of these. Time on the road is minimal over next three weeks which also bodes well for a little weight loss.



  • [quote name='shark']
    I had a game of tennis yesterday (and cleaned up 6-0, 6-1 btw). However, this will have done almost nothing for my waistline as the rout took only an hour and I won many many points off serve,[b] but have just found out the old man still has two bikes from his Giant repping days, so will be taking advantage of these[/b]. Time on the road is minimal over next three weeks which also bodes well for a little weight loss.
    [/quote]

    Just don't take them around Lake Clearwater.



  • [quote name='Voltman']
    [quote name='shark']
    I had a game of tennis yesterday (and cleaned up 6-0, 6-1 btw). However, this will have done almost nothing for my waistline as the rout took only an hour and I won many many points off serve,[b] but have just found out the old man still has two bikes from his Giant repping days, so will be taking advantage of these[/b]. Time on the road is minimal over next three weeks which also bodes well for a little weight loss.
    [/quote]

    Just don't take them around Lake Clearwater.
    [/quote]

    Rest assured, I won't be.



  • [quote name='Nick the Aussie']
    As in mint to make you look like a poof?
    [/quote]
    Don't worry Nick, my touch footy team has to wear lime/mint jerseys and we don't look like a bunch of poofs...... we do probably look to the casual observer like a bunch of idiots in loud, too tight fitting jerseys, which however does tend to lessen the attention paid to our supreme lack of ability, tactics, pace and fitness. So there is a bright side to it.  :whistle:



  • The old "make em laugh so hard they play badly" tactic eh? I like it


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