Bogans with kids



  • Keen to hear from others and what they have come across
    The mrs just sent me a pic of our daughters school news letter. It's regarding new kids to our local primary school ( yes we are out West Auckland, sort of)
    Can't imagine what the poor kid's parents were thinking...
    None of the names are what you would call 'normal' but one stands out from the rest..



  • Ha! I assume it is a boy but Metallica has more of a girl sound to it



  • Ha! I assume it is a boy but Metallica has more of a girl sound to it

    Told the mrs the kids won't know what the fuss is but I bet a lot of parents will be looking around at pick up time trying to find this 80's heavy metal band.



  • Still, it would be pretty cool saying that you literally had Metallica at your kids birthday party!



  • Told the mrs the kids won't know what the fuss is but I bet a lot of parents will be looking around at pick up time trying to find this 80's heavy metal band.

    am sure you could pick his/her parents out!



  • Apparently he/she is in a class quite far from our daughters one.
    But yeah how hard to spot a run down Ford Falcon smashing out 80's heavy metal music from a cassette tape while mum walks over with teased hair, animal print skirt and or top,



  • The poor little bastards don't stand a chance do they?



  • Keen to hear from others and what they have come across
    The mrs just sent me a pic of our daughters school news letter. It's regarding new kids to our local primary school ( yes we are out West Auckland, sort of)
    Can't imagine what if the poor kid's parents were thinking...

    Fixed.



  • Oh the boganity.
    Should just called the little fella Lemmy and they could have got away with it.



  • The poor little bastards don't stand a chance do they?

    Are bogans are born or raised?



  • UGH. All those names. Why would you do that to a little kid?
     
    Again proof that brain is not a prerequisite to breeding.



  • Although Ravin may be Asian as it has a Indian/Bangladesh/Pakistan sound to it



  • On the rock radio station (bogans choice of station) some one called in with the name Blaze. That started it rolling for other 'trash' names as they called them
    The 'winner' was a poor wee girl who's cousin marrying parents named her 'Random'. I shit you not



  • Although Ravin may be Asian as it has a Indian/Bangladesh/Pakistan sound to it

    Sure. Much more likely than them being cretins who think Raven is a cool name but the spelling is just not adventurous* enough.
     
    Your willingness to think the best of people is refreshing though!

    • Re the weird spellings, we were at a thing a few weeks ago and my Sis-In-Law's friend went off her rocker at some poor bloke who inadvertently disrespected her by spelling her kid's name Drayvin. Apparently it's Drayvyn, obviously.


  • Sure. Much more likely than them being cretins who think Raven is a cool name but the spelling is just not adventurous* enough.
     
    Your willingness to think the best of people is refreshing though!

    • Re the weird spellings, we were at a thing a few weeks ago and my Sis-In-Law's friend went off her rocker at some poor bloke who inadvertently disrespected her by spelling her kid's name Drayvin. Apparently it's Drayvyn, obviously.

    I live my life with my name being mispelt or being called by my last name.
     
    You get that with being called Robin though



  • Brilliant idea for a thread, I've had an ongoing joke with my uncle regarding names like these for several years.
     
    Will post a few up when I've got time to read through old texts



  • The poor little bastards don't stand a chance do they?

    I remember someone posted a study of sorts on here a while back. Found that kids with shit names didn't fail in life due to their name, but due to the fact they were raised by people stupid enough to call them that in the first place.



  • I'm sure a few of you have read Freakanomics. 
     
    There's chapter or so devoted to the subject, apparently what you name your kid has a huge influence on their future success



  • Think I've said before but the midwife said the last baby she delivered before my boy was called Luke. Except spelt Looc. I.E. 'Cool' backwards.



  • Apparently he/she is in a class quite far from our daughters one.
    But yeah how hard to spot a run down Ford Falcon smashing out 80's heavy metal music from a cassette tape while mum walks over with teased hair, animal print skirt and or top,
    I'm sure your falcon isn't that run down bro.



  • I feel so normal, our girls are only called Ella and Abigail
    Too late to change them to Ellz and and Megadeath?



  • Spotted this one on Police 10-7 a while ago



  • Think I've said before but the midwife said the last baby she delivered before my boy was called Luke. Except spelt Looc. I.E. 'Cool' backwards.

    Oh good grief. That poor little mite is going to be a silent c for the rest of his life.



  • I wonder what little metallicas first brush with fame will be ? Police 10/7 or road cops?
    There's also an Anica , Luan and Phoenix in there , they've got their stripper names sorted out well in advance .
    (Apologies if those kids names are ferners kids names)



  • Oh good grief. That poor little mite is going to be a silent c for the rest of his life.

    Or worse, a soft c



  • Oh good grief. That poor little mite is going to be a silent c for the rest of his life.

    It is your destiny, Looc!



  • My kids go to Berhampore school which is a genuine melting pot so there's a few Abdullahs, Xians, Manjullahs etc.
     
    There is also one kid called Cloud.
     
    Fucken hell.
     
    Jack and Christian are my boys handles. Pretty sensible and almost boring really.
     
    I do pity any kid called "Ravin".....so easy to add "homo" to it for a low brow schoolyard insult.....
     
    VIrg, both those names were on our list if we were gonna have a girl. Nicest thing you've ever done in your life giving them names like that 🙂



  • I wonder what little metallicas first brush with fame will be ? Police 10/7 or road cops?
    There's also an Anica , Luan and Phoenix in there , they've got their stripper names sorted out well in advance .
    (Apologies if those kids names are ferners kids names)

    Great idea, competition time.
    Which ferners has the strangest/coolest/most bogan kids name



  • I'm sure a few of you have read Freakanomics. 
     
    There's chapter or so devoted to the subject, apparently what you name your kid has a huge influence on their future success

    On a related note we chose names that were adult names, not cutey little kid names.



  • fuck i wish i had thought of that. My eldest did the Ironkids triathlon on the weekend, and they call out each name as they passed the finish line. It would have been fucking sweet to hear over the PA "great work Megadeth!"



  • All my kids' names were inspired by The Motherfucking Share Zone. Bitch.
     
    https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne
     
    https://clyp.it/o4dpq1cm



  • fuck i wish i had thought of that. My eldest did the Ironkids triathlon on the weekend, and they call out each name as they passed the finish line. It would have been fucking sweet to hear over the PA "great work Megadeth!"

    I'll be going to my kids next prize giving, want to be there when 'Metallica' gets an award and is called on stage..



  • All my kids' names were inspired by The Motherfucking Share Zone. Bitch.
     
    https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne
     
    https://clyp.it/o4dpq1cm

    what the actual....?



  • It's basically a parody of idiots who post retarded biker and Sons of Anarchy themed shit to facebook. That's what it's like in THE SHAREZONE. BITCH.



  • On the rock radio station (bogans choice of station) some one called in with the name Blaze.

    The parents must have been American Gladiator fans...



  • On the rock radio station (bogans choice of station) some one called in with the name Blaze. That started it rolling for other 'trash' names as they called them
    The 'winner' was a poor wee girl who's cousin marrying parents named her 'Random'. I shit you not

    Was their last name 'Task'?
     
    I still remember the Ford family from school.  I think the Dad was a big-shot in the Mongrel Mob, the kids first names were Fairlane, Galaxy and Customline



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    Only on the gold coast 🙂



  • I wonder what little metallicas first brush with fame will be ? Police 10/7 or road cops?
    There's also an Anica , Luan and Phoenix in there , they've got their stripper names sorted out well in advance .
    (Apologies if those kids names are ferners kids names)

    Heh, I had a mate who was dating a stripper at Uni. Her name was Candy..her actual name! She had to choose another as a stage name. He got her knocked up and I lost touch after that



  • Heh, I had a mate who was dating a stripper at Uni. Her name was Candy..her actual name! She had to choose another as a stage name. He got her knocked up and I lost touch after that

    For some reason this post made me laugh. Probably as it is happy story.. that turned sad.
     
    Good news! Dating a stripper while at Uni
    Bad news! She got pregnant and now she is your baby mama...
     
     
    Get back in touch with him.. I want to know how it ended!


  • Banned

    I've seen Halo and Lando in the same family. Lando is literally named after the guy from Star Wars. I don't know if that's cool or really sad.


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