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Not really a meme, but a true story. Wasn't sure where to put it.
The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple
“I am a 40-something attorney and mother who lives in a quiet neighborhood with a yard and a garage full of scooters and soccer balls. I am not the type of person who would normally consider becoming a Satanist, but these are not normal times.” -
Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down
EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.
"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."
The set will also come with toy televisions, cell phones, jewelry, and clothing, allowing kids to simulate looting before they torch the entire set. The set will be available in stores for $399 because of capitalism.
Experts are questioning the wisdom of this move by Fisher-Price, mainly because people in the target market don't typically have any kids. "We know we'll probably only sell, like, 3 of these," said Flufferton, "but selling them isn't the point. We just need you to know we're on the right side of history."
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Not Democrat.
Nor Republican.Rather - Cabal.
United against Trump.Legion of doom, annual meeting photo. They even have all the archetypes....crafty wheelchairbound patriarch/evil genius, oversized freakish enforcer (Michelle), cyborg with a Starscream personality wishing she could seize power (Hillary). Starscream's bumbling henchman who is just along for the perks (Bill), Embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as Jeb, son who couldn't get world domination right so Dad had to step in.
Political Memes (memes only)