The Silver Fern

    • Register
    • Login
    • Search
    • Categories
    • Recent
    • Users
    • Tipping
    • Thread Topics
    • Highlights
    • Team Sheets
    • NPC Results
    • Upvote Leaderboard
        • TSF
        • Home Page
        • Browse Posts
        • Tipping
        • Tipping Home
        • Submit Your Tips
        • Current Tips
          Rugby Info
        • Team Sheets
        • Highlights
        • Rugby Results
        • AB Results
        • SR Results
        • NPC Results
          Forum Links
        • Leaderboard
        • Popular Topics
        • Topic Tags

    Ron Swanson

    Off Topic
    15
    37
    5017
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • Baron Silas Greenback
      Baron Silas Greenback last edited by

      I think I am slowing turning into him. He is my hero... I am fairly sure that should depress me. But it does not.
      Parks and Recreation is genius.

      SammyC 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 7
      • SammyC
        SammyC @Baron Silas Greenback last edited by SammyC

        @Baron-Silas-Greenback said in Ron Swanson:

        I think I am slowing turning into him. He is my hero... I am fairly sure that should depress me. But it does not.
        Parks and Recreation is genius.

        He is my hero too mate

        Him and Richie moaga anyway

        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • gollum
          gollum last edited by Baron Silas Greenback

          He's literallyt one of the most popular people on the internet. I think you'd struggle to find anyone who doesnt adore Ron or Nick Offerman (they are basically the same person)

          I saw him & Megan do their act in London a couple of months ago. It was fricking aces.

          He's my hero too. Surprising overlap there...

          Frank 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
          • jegga
            jegga last edited by

            My in laws think Ron and me are the same person .

            They couldn't be more wrong. I only have one ex wife.

            Offerman in real life seems to be a very cool guy, his woodworking videos on YouTube are interesting too. Very talented man.

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
            • gollum
              gollum last edited by

              jegga 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • jegga
                jegga @gollum last edited by

                @gollum they were supposed to do their act here last year but she couldn't make it so he came along . He described his singing style as , " sure I hit the right notes, just not in the right places". Legend.

                On instagram he's Offermanwoodshop, that's not just him he has five or six people in his workshop he's promoting using his name now.

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • Tim
                  Tim last edited by

                  I'm gonna be a dick and say that the 1st season of the show was much better than the rest.

                  When the main character was a delusional city council employee who thought she was Hillary Clinton it had some vitality.

                  gollum 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • gollum
                    gollum @Tim last edited by

                    @Tim

                    I liked the later seasons where Offermans & Andy's role beefed up, but they overdid Aziz Anzari. By the end you could tell he was the one with no ther job offers as all the rest were off doing stuff & they'd go "who's available to do 80% of this episode? OK, Aziz it is"

                    Its one of the best shows ever for quality support cast tho' - folks like Megan Mullally, the guy who played Jean-Ralphio, his sister, the tiny horse

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • TeWaio
                      TeWaio last edited by

                      He is great, but this freaks me out

                      0_1495207745061_upload-e77a85e6-345c-483d-a793-613222775270

                      Rancid Schnitzel jegga 2 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 7
                      • V
                        Virgil last edited by

                        @MN5 would have loved this thread

                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                        • Kruse
                          Kruse last edited by

                          Goddammit, I watched about half that compilation before an overwhelming urge to go out and buy a bottle of Lagavulin overtook me.

                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                          • Rancid Schnitzel
                            Rancid Schnitzel @TeWaio last edited by Rancid Schnitzel

                            @TeWaio said in Ron Swanson:

                            He is great, but this freaks me out

                            0_1495207745061_upload-e77a85e6-345c-483d-a793-613222775270

                            Shit. That ruined everything somehow. Take it away, take it away.

                            @Virgil
                            Why was M5 banned?

                            MN5 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                            • jegga
                              jegga @TeWaio last edited by

                              @TeWaio said in Ron Swanson:

                              He is great, but this freaks me out

                              0_1495207745061_upload-e77a85e6-345c-483d-a793-613222775270

                              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                              • V
                                Virgil last edited by

                                'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

                                jegga antipodean 2 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                • jegga
                                  jegga @Virgil last edited by

                                  @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

                                  'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

                                  Look at the signature of the post above yours

                                  V 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                  • Frank
                                    Frank @gollum last edited by

                                    This post is deleted!
                                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                    • V
                                      Virgil @jegga last edited by

                                      @jegga said in Ron Swanson:

                                      @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

                                      'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

                                      Look at the signature of the post above yours

                                      Thought he said 50 pounds?
                                      Am currently going through the whole series, currently about to finish season 3

                                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                      • antipodean
                                        antipodean @Virgil last edited by

                                        @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

                                        'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

                                        It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.

                                        jegga 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                        • jegga
                                          jegga @antipodean last edited by

                                          @antipodean said in Ron Swanson:

                                          @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

                                          'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

                                          It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.

                                          Got a picture of the cat? At the retirement home my mother works at this guy moved in with a huge ginger tomcat which completely altered the balance of power there and kept the local vet busy with the hidings it was dishing out. It all came to and end when it jumped through the window of the house of a former CEO of a large nz business and in front of his afternoon tea guests tore their pedigree wimp a new one. The thing was long haired so there was fur all over the carpet.

                                          V antipodean 2 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                          • V
                                            Virgil @jegga last edited by

                                            @jegga said in Ron Swanson:

                                            @antipodean said in Ron Swanson:

                                            @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

                                            'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

                                            It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.

                                            Got a picture of the cat? At the retirement home my mother works at this guy moved in with a huge ginger tomcat which completely altered the balance of power there and kept the local vet busy with the hidings it was dishing out. It all came to and end when it jumped through the window of the house of a former CEO of a large nz business and in front of his afternoon tea guests tore their pedigree wimp a new one. The thing was long haired so there was fur all over the carpet.

                                            @jegga did you leave the fern logged on and let your mrs post this reply??

                                            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                            • antipodean
                                              antipodean @jegga last edited by

                                              @jegga I'll try and find one.

                                              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                              • No Quarter
                                                No Quarter last edited by

                                                I grew up with a tiny black cat (runt of the litter) and a massive Rotty/German Shephard cross. The cat used to beat the shit out of the dog on a regular basis, there was a massive power imbalance there.

                                                Though of course the dog was great for scaring the shit out of anyone that dared walk through or past our gate.

                                                V 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                • V
                                                  Virgil @No Quarter last edited by

                                                  @No-Quarter said in Ron Swanson:

                                                  I grew up with a tiny black cat (runt of the litter) and a massive Rotty/German Shephard cross. The cat used to beat the shit out of the dog on a regular basis, there was a massive power imbalance there.

                                                  Though of course the dog was great for scaring the shit out of anyone that dared walk through or past our gate.

                                                  We currently have a rotti, I'd say she's around 45 - 50kgs maybe more
                                                  It's satisfying when you take her for walks ( well realistically it's the other way round) and see people crap their pants and cross the road.
                                                  She is a softy though wouldn't harm a fly, unless you happened to intrude into our our property without our permission, then your likely to find the inside of your throat on the outside

                                                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                                  • Rancid Schnitzel
                                                    Rancid Schnitzel last edited by

                                                    I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.

                                                    Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.

                                                    Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.

                                                    Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.

                                                    V jegga 2 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                                    • V
                                                      Virgil @Rancid Schnitzel last edited by

                                                      @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:

                                                      I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.

                                                      Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.

                                                      Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.

                                                      Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.

                                                      Cats are fluffybunnies, you should get more like our hero Ron Swanson

                                                      Rancid Schnitzel 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                                      • Rancid Schnitzel
                                                        Rancid Schnitzel @Virgil last edited by

                                                        @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

                                                        @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:

                                                        I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.

                                                        Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.

                                                        Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.

                                                        Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.

                                                        Cats are fluffybunnies, you should get more like our hero Ron Swanson

                                                        Even Ron has his flaws.

                                                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                                        • Baron Silas Greenback
                                                          Baron Silas Greenback last edited by

                                                          No you fuckers. Any more posts about cats in my Ron Swanson thread will be deleted.

                                                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                                          • Kirwan
                                                            Kirwan last edited by

                                                            alt text

                                                            V Baron Silas Greenback 2 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 6
                                                            • V
                                                              Virgil @Kirwan last edited by

                                                              @Kirwan said in Ron Swanson:

                                                              alt text

                                                              nice knowing you man..

                                                              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                              • Baron Silas Greenback
                                                                Baron Silas Greenback @Kirwan last edited by

                                                                @Kirwan said in Ron Swanson:

                                                                alt text

                                                                I want to punch you in the spleen.

                                                                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                                                • Rancid Schnitzel
                                                                  Rancid Schnitzel last edited by

                                                                  alt text

                                                                  Kirwan 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 6
                                                                  • Kirwan
                                                                    Kirwan @Rancid Schnitzel last edited by

                                                                    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:

                                                                    alt text

                                                                    Quoting this on purpose. I almost used this one.

                                                                    Nice job staying on topic

                                                                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                                    • Rancid Schnitzel
                                                                      Rancid Schnitzel last edited by

                                                                      alt text

                                                                      I love dogs now.

                                                                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                                      • jegga
                                                                        jegga @Rancid Schnitzel last edited by

                                                                        @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:

                                                                        I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.

                                                                        Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.

                                                                        Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.

                                                                        Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.

                                                                        A what? Is that one of the 72 new genders?

                                                                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
                                                                        • MN5
                                                                          MN5 @Rancid Schnitzel last edited by

                                                                          This post is deleted!
                                                                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                                          • dK
                                                                            dK last edited by

                                                                            Mrs DK works at a butchers. Just sayin

                                                                            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                                            • antipodean
                                                                              antipodean last edited by

                                                                              alt text

                                                                              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
                                                                              • First post
                                                                                Last post