Ron Swanson
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I think I am slowing turning into him. He is my hero... I am fairly sure that should depress me. But it does not.
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@Baron-Silas-Greenback said in Ron Swanson:
I think I am slowing turning into him. He is my hero... I am fairly sure that should depress me. But it does not.
Parks and Recreation is genius.He is my hero too mate
Him and Richie moaga anyway
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He's literallyt one of the most popular people on the internet. I think you'd struggle to find anyone who doesnt adore Ron or Nick Offerman (they are basically the same person)
I saw him & Megan do their act in London a couple of months ago. It was fricking aces.
He's my hero too. Surprising overlap there...
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My in laws think Ron and me are the same person .
They couldn't be more wrong. I only have one ex wife.
Offerman in real life seems to be a very cool guy, his woodworking videos on YouTube are interesting too. Very talented man.
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@gollum they were supposed to do their act here last year but she couldn't make it so he came along . He described his singing style as , " sure I hit the right notes, just not in the right places". Legend.
On instagram he's Offermanwoodshop, that's not just him he has five or six people in his workshop he's promoting using his name now.
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I'm gonna be a dick and say that the 1st season of the show was much better than the rest.
When the main character was a delusional city council employee who thought she was Hillary Clinton it had some vitality.
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I liked the later seasons where Offermans & Andy's role beefed up, but they overdid Aziz Anzari. By the end you could tell he was the one with no ther job offers as all the rest were off doing stuff & they'd go "who's available to do 80% of this episode? OK, Aziz it is"
Its one of the best shows ever for quality support cast tho' - folks like Megan Mullally, the guy who played Jean-Ralphio, his sister, the tiny horse
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He is great, but this freaks me out
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@MN5 would have loved this thread
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Goddammit, I watched about half that compilation before an overwhelming urge to go out and buy a bottle of Lagavulin overtook me.
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@TeWaio said in Ron Swanson:
He is great, but this freaks me out
Shit. That ruined everything somehow. Take it away, take it away.
@Virgil
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@TeWaio said in Ron Swanson:
He is great, but this freaks me out
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'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
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@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
Look at the signature of the post above yours
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@jegga said in Ron Swanson:
@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
Look at the signature of the post above yours
Thought he said 50 pounds?
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@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.
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@antipodean said in Ron Swanson:
@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.
Got a picture of the cat? At the retirement home my mother works at this guy moved in with a huge ginger tomcat which completely altered the balance of power there and kept the local vet busy with the hidings it was dishing out. It all came to and end when it jumped through the window of the house of a former CEO of a large nz business and in front of his afternoon tea guests tore their pedigree wimp a new one. The thing was long haired so there was fur all over the carpet.
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@jegga said in Ron Swanson:
@antipodean said in Ron Swanson:
@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.
Got a picture of the cat? At the retirement home my mother works at this guy moved in with a huge ginger tomcat which completely altered the balance of power there and kept the local vet busy with the hidings it was dishing out. It all came to and end when it jumped through the window of the house of a former CEO of a large nz business and in front of his afternoon tea guests tore their pedigree wimp a new one. The thing was long haired so there was fur all over the carpet.
@jegga did you leave the fern logged on and let your mrs post this reply??
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@jegga I'll try and find one.
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I grew up with a tiny black cat (runt of the litter) and a massive Rotty/German Shephard cross. The cat used to beat the shit out of the dog on a regular basis, there was a massive power imbalance there.
Though of course the dog was great for scaring the shit out of anyone that dared walk through or past our gate.
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@No-Quarter said in Ron Swanson:
I grew up with a tiny black cat (runt of the litter) and a massive Rotty/German Shephard cross. The cat used to beat the shit out of the dog on a regular basis, there was a massive power imbalance there.
Though of course the dog was great for scaring the shit out of anyone that dared walk through or past our gate.
We currently have a rotti, I'd say she's around 45 - 50kgs maybe more
It's satisfying when you take her for walks ( well realistically it's the other way round) and see people crap their pants and cross the road.
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I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
Cats are fluffybunnies, you should get more like our hero Ron Swanson
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@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
Cats are fluffybunnies, you should get more like our hero Ron Swanson
Even Ron has his flaws.
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No you fuckers. Any more posts about cats in my Ron Swanson thread will be deleted.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
Quoting this on purpose. I almost used this one.
Nice job staying on topic
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I love dogs now.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
A what? Is that one of the 72 new genders?
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Mrs DK works at a butchers. Just sayin
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