Awesome stuff you see on the internet

[taniwharugby]

Think he missed the signals...

5.4M views · 70K reactions | How Russell Crowe Met Elizabeth Hurley |...

“Jonathan, I met Elizabeth Hurley in Los Angeles in like 1992 or '93."

[Tim]

[Victor Meldrew]

[mikedogz]

[dogmeat]

Interesting more than awesome

[antipodean]

[Victor Meldrew]

[antipodean]

Some good stuff on DeepSeek doing the rounds.

[Victor Meldrew]

Plus size rapper sues Lyft 'after driver refused to take her over fears she'd burst his tires'

Plus size female rapper sues Lyft 'after she was too big for car'

[dogmeat]

My name is Rank
I be built like a tank
Arms like hams
Thighs oversized
But I aint fat
It’s my metabolism mutha fucker

I need a feed
So a Lyft I hires
But that asshole concerned bout his tyres
MF said I can’t fit in his car
Gonna cancel my ride
Won’t let me inside
But I aint fat
It’s my metabolism mutha fucker

Poor lil me he body shame
It aint right
I aint to blame
I gonna fight
My day in court
It aint fair
He wouldn’t take my fare
I’m sure to win
Coz I aint fat
It’s my metabolism mutha fucker

This situations a gift
Coz I aint wrong
Them asshoes at Lyft
Gonna pay a song
I coulda said fuckit
But nows the chance
To stand up for plus sized
And win the mega party bucket
Coz I aint fat
It’s my metabolism mutha fucker

[booboo]

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[Victor Meldrew]

I was at a wedding in Spain a few years back.

It was about 2am, and we had retreated to the residents' bar - a few sheets to the wind. I step outside to the terrace with my non-rugby fan mate and after a moment I notice that Nigel fucking Owens is standing beside us with a couple of mates.

I'd usually be pretty respectful and not bother people, but hey it's a wedding and he must be staying at the hotel. So I say hello to him, and he looks over at me with that grin we all know and love. I turn to my mate and explain who he is, how he's the greatest referee in any sport. But midway through I notice that Nige is staring at me like I've shat on his toe. I mean he's looking at me with utter contempt, I kid you not. He promptly then turns away and proceeds to ignore us. Wasn't expecting a hug, but I was a bit disappointed.

So me and my mate go back inside and one of the other lads who is a rugby fan asks did we spot who was standing beside us on the terrace. I say yeah Nigel Owens, but he was a bit rude.

My mate: "That's Jonathan Davies."

[MiketheSnow]

Brilliant

[Stockcar86]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

It has been stated in a previous interview with Elon's father that he was named that because of this manuscript

[Machpants]

@Stockcar86 said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

It has been stated in a previous interview with Elon's father that he was named that because of this manuscript

Fake news

[Tim]

[Higgins]

David dealing to Goliath but would have been even better if it was the tiny little blue player on the far left of the screen wearing the scrum cup doing it!

1.9M views · 11K reactions | School boys rugby league 🏉😅🔥💯...

School boys rugby league 🏉😅🔥💯 #rugbyleague #rugby #schoolboys #JuniorLeague #shouldercharge #foryouシ #vfyp.

[Bones]

[Higgins]

Low reoffending rates for private prison prompt $6m in bonuses

A private prison operator has been paid millions for reoffending rates that are incredibly low, even by international standards.

Not sure whether this falls under the "awesome" category, which it would be if completely true, or whether it could simply be just be that the released prisoners learnt new ways of how not to be caught when re-offending whilst inside or even more simply that the NZ Police have just not yet got round to arresting them for any offences they might have done after being released.

[taniwharugby]

@Higgins for the most part I think our cops do a great job and catch a good number of offenders, it's usually the courts that let them back into the community.

So hopefully these guys are just good at rehabilitation.