Grumpy Old Man
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Young ladies in g string bikinis. Why the hell didn't they wear them when I was young enough to have a shot? Now I have to try not to look like a dirty old man while being a dirty old man.
Yes, I see the bad in everything....
It's funny you mention this, I spotted a very attractive young lady today and I literally told myself off, saying stop being a dirty old man and look away. It took a lot of effort to keep my eyes on the road.
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Young ladies in g string bikinis. Why the hell didn't they wear them when I was young enough to have a shot? Now I have to try not to look like a dirty old man while being a dirty old man.
Yes, I see the bad in everything....
I fucken hate this too. I live in a beach area, bloody schoolgirls everywhere on the weekend and nine of them bother to cover their arse cheeks. I find it genuinely painful.
When my daughter hits 15, she's giving to be wearing a bloody wetsuit around.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Young ladies in g string bikinis. Why the hell didn't they wear them when I was young enough to have a shot? Now I have to try not to look like a dirty old man while being a dirty old man.
Yes, I see the bad in everything....
It's funny you mention this, I spotted a very attractive young lady today and I literally told myself off, saying stop being a dirty old man and look away. It took a lot of effort to keep my eyes on the road.
It happens over night. I swear I went to bed one night still having a chance then when I woke up the next morning I was being ignored. And I don't mean by Mrs Crazy Horse. She would never ignore me.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Young ladies in g string bikinis. Why the hell didn't they wear them when I was young enough to have a shot? Now I have to try not to look like a dirty old man while being a dirty old man.
Yes, I see the bad in everything....
I fucken hate this too. I live in a beach area, bloody schoolgirls everywhere on the weekend and nine of them bother to cover their arse cheeks. I find it genuinely painful.
When my daughter hits 15, she's giving to be wearing a bloody wetsuit around.
Way to go up a level Mr Specific.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Young ladies in g string bikinis. Why the hell didn't they wear them when I was young enough to have a shot? Now I have to try not to look like a dirty old man while being a dirty old man.
Yes, I see the bad in everything....
I fucken hate this too. I live in a beach area, bloody schoolgirls everywhere on the weekend and nine of them bother to cover their arse cheeks. I find it genuinely painful.
When my daughter hits 15, she's giving to be wearing a bloody wetsuit around.
Way to go up a level Mr Specific.
It's disturbing the way he counted them. There is always one that turns an innocent conversation creepy.
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Young ladies in g string bikinis. Why the hell didn't they wear them when I was young enough to have a shot? Now I have to try not to look like a dirty old man while being a dirty old man.
Yes, I see the bad in everything....
I fucken hate this too. I live in a beach area, bloody schoolgirls everywhere on the weekend and nine of them bother to cover their arse cheeks. I find it genuinely painful.
When my daughter hits 15, she's giving to be wearing a bloody wetsuit around.
Way to go up a level Mr Specific.
It's disturbing the way he counted them. There is always one that turns an innocent conversation creepy.
The way he's livid at schoolgirls for covering their arses prolly means you can look him up on one of your registers...
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@taniwharugby is even worse when they take the machine behind you, right in your eyeline...
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus I'm at the gym, on a machine and some hotty in lycra starts doing some exercises on the next machine, right in my eye-line...
I hear @voodoo looks good in Lycra. Was it him?
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@Crazy-Horse dont think so, I think he managed to get back to Aus
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus I'm at the gym, on a machine and some hotty in lycra starts doing some exercises on the next machine, right in my eye-line...
I hear Voodoo looks good in Lycra. Was it him?
Outstanding sir.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Young ladies in g string bikinis. Why the hell didn't they wear them when I was young enough to have a shot? Now I have to try not to look like a dirty old man while being a dirty old man.
Yes, I see the bad in everything....
I fucken hate this too. I live in a beach area, bloody schoolgirls everywhere on the weekend and nine of them bother to cover their arse cheeks. I find it genuinely painful.
When my daughter hits 15, she's giving to be wearing a bloody wetsuit around.
Way to go up a level Mr Specific.
Goddamn my fat fingers π¨
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo was it 10?
None, it was none!!!
Ahh, fuck it, sometimes all you can do is a @jegga GFYG
π
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Young ladies in g string bikinis. Why the hell didn't they wear them when I was young enough to have a shot? Now I have to try not to look like a dirty old man while being a dirty old man.
Yes, I see the bad in everything....
I fucken hate this too. I live in a beach area, bloody schoolgirls everywhere on the weekend and nine of them bother to cover their arse cheeks. I find it genuinely painful.
When my daughter hits 15, she's giving to be wearing a bloody wetsuit around.
Bro, I know it has βpalmβ in the name but Palmy is NOT a beach area.
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The difficult thing with this new trend of limited butt cover is trying to agree with girlfriend that it's vulgar while at the same time not being caught oggling the goods on display. Tis a difficult and dangerous balancing act.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
The difficult thing with this new trend of limited butt cover is trying to agree with girlfriend that it's vulgar while at the same time not being caught oggling the goods on display. Tis a difficult and dangerous balancing act.
I might have to try that, look at that display of vulgarity, oh and that one, and that one.