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@Tim said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
"Hello Lawsie, I'm a first time caller"
This is the first time I have entered this thread. I have been here for about three minutes.
Man on the Moon, Yamamoto to Pearl Harbour via Cape Horn, Tom Hanks and Deep State, Sandy Hook, sex, sex and more sex - I feel so unclean.
I believe I need going over with a high pressure hose followed by delousing powder. I shall leave now and I may be out for a while.
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There's actually a second sun and NASA have covered it up (yes, really).
Obviously the astronomer involved was taking the piss, but gues that went whoosh over the loons heads
Mr Cox, a presenter for the respected online Slooh Telescope channel, which broadcasts live shows to coincide with significant astronomical events, made the comments as Mercury was filmed as a tiny dot passing over the surface of our sun.
Speaking about the view from the telescope, which showed the Sun and Mercury to the left, and part of another large glowing shape to the right, which some viewers thought was just the sun being reflected, he said: “You can see there, the sun is on the left.
“You can see the small black dot…that is Mercury.
“Now you may be asking yourself what is that large round thing to the right of our sun.
“That’s our second sun. I don’t know if you knew that we had a second sun but there it is.
“It’s normally hidden from view. NASA and other organisations, they usually hide that stuff away from us, but there it is. It is true.
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@Victor-Meldrew I don’t get the point. What would be the point of covering such a thing up? If we were part of a binary system then it’s been stable enough to leave our planet alone for billions of years, so what would be the imminent problem that NASA is hiding from us?
I also like how the loons always seem to assume that NASA is the only space science organisation in the world, with the ability to coerce every scientist and government into silence. Because, you know, Merica.
By the way binary systems aren’t even that rare. Gemini’s Castor is made up of three binary pairs all orbiting a common centre of mass.
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@JC said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
I don’t get the point. What would be the point of covering such a thing up?
Give the loonies something to keep them occupied?
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
@JC said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
I don’t get the point. What would be the point of covering such a thing up?
Give the loonies something to keep them occupied?
True. If they’re focussing on the second sun they’ll be too preoccupied to notice the earth is flat. Cunning from NASA.
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Coronavirus was created in the USA. They then infected people, and sent them to Wuhan, with the intention of creating an outbreak.
Wuhan is chosen because of the biological weapons lab there. And thus the theories it will create.
The plan is to impact China's economy short term, reduce China's international standing, and force countries to examine their supply risk, and relocate manufacturing back to western countries.
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Currently doing the rounds in the UK.
Boris Johnson's Coronavirus plans are to secretly infect 60% of the population to deliberately cull the older population. Reducing the numbers of old people (who use most NHS resources) will make it easier to sell the NHS to Trump.
Thankfully Twitter seem to deleteing this sort of shit.
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Had a chat to my partners parents...jesus h christ, Im sorry but maybe boomer generation should have to pass a test before being allowed a facebook account.
Holding your breath for 10 seconds without coughing means you dont have coronavirus.
Drinking water first thing in the morning pushes the virus into your stomach and the acids destroy it
My old man, who is generally very clued up was adamant NZ's 4th infection (the one who flew to palmy) had in fact died and her partner went to the tool concert after she had died of coronavirus
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@sparky said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
People with links to UK Government intelligence claiming that COVID-19 is a Chinese weapon of war that was unleashed by unauthorised profiteers:
Colonel Klink here has no expertise in the topic. Might as well point out it's a Chinese conspiracy that my printer jammed because HP builds them in Wuhan...
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Professor Hayward retweeted the film-maker Oliver Stone speculating on whether the virus could have been a biological attack on China.
Professor Hayward told The Times: “The implications of the virus’s effects and the policy response to it on economy, culture, society, order and every aspect of life in the UK require people to have greater access to information, not less. If I retweet interesting tweets by an influential public figure, I think it is up to other people what they make of it. If controversial ideas are not discussed, mistakes cannot be revealed.”
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@antipodean said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
Scientologists. Scientologists are behind it.
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Hour-plus indie conspiratorial documentary OUT OF SHADOWS dropped on youtube yesterday. Over a million views under 24 hours; another 600K the past 12 hours, it’ll likely hit 2M by tonight. It’s about C.I.A., Hollywood, and predatory sex abuse of minors. Presumably churches have been promoting and spreading it virally on Easter weekend.
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This one might have been more suitable in the Coronavirus thread(s) but I’ll opt for it here. Do I believe it? Mmmmm. It’s kinda incendiary. Is it interesting? Ohfuckyeah!
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Not sure where this should go so meh!
Hoping one of my neighbours sells up soon...
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