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    • canefan
      canefan @JC last edited by Duluth

      [edit - split from the NZ covid thread]


      @jc the current lending approval process seems so invasive it would be a miracle for most people to get the OK to borrow money from banks at all

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      • mariner4life
        mariner4life @canefan last edited by

        @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

        @jc the current lending approval process seems so invasive it would be a miracle for most people to get the OK to borrow money from banks at all

        hugely OT but i assume by current you mean "since the GFC"

        I bought my first house in 2007, with 5% deposit, some of which was my First Home Buyers grant. Application was a piece of piss, we had good jobs and could afford it
        Now? Fucking 25 year old bankers are looking at yur bank statements and questioning why you buy breakfast every day. Want a mortgage Delete your betting apps for 5 months prior. It's over the top invasive bullshit.

        In business, getting money used to be a reasonably straight forward process, and your price was built on your risk profile?
        Now? If it's seen as a risk, they don't want it. Price be damned. We are long standing customers with strong profitability history, and yet for everything i do i spend time with the banks risk department (the most tedious people in the world). We've basically reached a point where banks will only lend to you if you don't really need it.

        Some in Aus is as a result of the Royal Commission, where, in order to stop thieves in Sydney stealing money from poor and dead people with straight up fraud, they instead made it more difficult to borrow.

        Yes, Australian banks are rock solid, but it comes at the price of a fully functioning economy in my very uneducated view. Property values are good though...

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        • canefan
          canefan @mariner4life last edited by

          @mariner4life my sister lives in Melbourne. Borrowing is a piece of piss if you can simply demonstrate means to service the loan. Here they basically want to weigh your organs just in case they have to harvest them. It's OTT BS

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          • Crucial
            Crucial @canefan last edited by

            @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

            @mariner4life my sister lives in Melbourne. Borrowing is a piece of piss if you can simply demonstrate means to service the loan. Here they basically want to weigh your organs just in case they have to harvest them. It's OTT BS

            I know that the govt put the onus on banks to check affordability but did anyone actually direct them to be quite so draconian or did they come up with that part themselves?

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            • Rapido
              Rapido @mariner4life last edited by

              @mariner4life said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

              @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

              @jc the current lending approval process seems so invasive it would be a miracle for most people to get the OK to borrow money from banks at all

              hugely OT but i assume by current you mean "since the GFC"

              No, I'm assuming he means since the CCCFA act came into being in November.

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              • canefan
                canefan @Crucial last edited by canefan

                @crucial said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                @mariner4life my sister lives in Melbourne. Borrowing is a piece of piss if you can simply demonstrate means to service the loan. Here they basically want to weigh your organs just in case they have to harvest them. It's OTT BS

                I know that the govt put the onus on banks to check affordability but did anyone actually direct them to be quite so draconian or did they come up with that part themselves?

                Someone should tell them to dial it the fuck down. It loads the deck to people who are cashed up

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                • mariner4life
                  mariner4life @Crucial last edited by

                  @crucial said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                  @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                  @mariner4life my sister lives in Melbourne. Borrowing is a piece of piss if you can simply demonstrate means to service the loan. Here they basically want to weigh your organs just in case they have to harvest them. It's OTT BS

                  I know that the govt put the onus on banks to check affordability but did anyone actually direct them to be quite so draconian or did they come up with that part themselves?

                  I reckon the later.

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                  • canefan
                    canefan @mariner4life last edited by

                    @mariner4life said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                    @crucial said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                    @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                    @mariner4life my sister lives in Melbourne. Borrowing is a piece of piss if you can simply demonstrate means to service the loan. Here they basically want to weigh your organs just in case they have to harvest them. It's OTT BS

                    I know that the govt put the onus on banks to check affordability but did anyone actually direct them to be quite so draconian or did they come up with that part themselves?

                    I reckon the later.

                    Banks are fluffybunnies. That is all

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                    • MajorRage
                      MajorRage @mariner4life last edited by

                      @mariner4life well yes but the level people need to borrow now is insane.

                      2005 - If you are borrowing 250k on 80k salar(ies) it’s a no brainer. At 25 tax snd 5% rate u are paying 12.5k interest on 60k earnings. Which leaves 4000 a month snd real growth opportunities for cap gains on global indexes. Hell, may as well pay off the debt too with that surplus!

                      2022 - same situation is borrow 900k on 120k salary. Tax now 30% Rates at 4% - you pay 36k per year interest on 84k earnings. Not as pretty but still 4000 per month cash! Well yes, but inflation means that’s a lot less than it was … rates is 10% if that already. Growth opportunities all looking awful vs global indexes …. As for paying iff the debt …. HA!

                      Any lending in NZ now is a bet on continual property growth. It doesn’t add up at all and the potential for default is ridiculously high.

                      I’d be looking at your breakfast too.

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                      • MajorRage
                        MajorRage @canefan last edited by

                        @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                        @crucial said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                        @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                        @mariner4life my sister lives in Melbourne. Borrowing is a piece of piss if you can simply demonstrate means to service the loan. Here they basically want to weigh your organs just in case they have to harvest them. It's OTT BS

                        I know that the govt put the onus on banks to check affordability but did anyone actually direct them to be quite so draconian or did they come up with that part themselves?

                        Someone should tell them to dial it the fuck down. It loads the deck to people who are cashed up

                        Not quite. It takes all others out of the game.

                        It’s cashed up or you aren’t in the game.

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                        • mariner4life
                          mariner4life @MajorRage last edited by

                          @majorrage fair point,

                          depressing, but fair point

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                          • Kirwan
                            Kirwan @Crucial last edited by

                            @crucial said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                            @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                            @mariner4life my sister lives in Melbourne. Borrowing is a piece of piss if you can simply demonstrate means to service the loan. Here they basically want to weigh your organs just in case they have to harvest them. It's OTT BS

                            I know that the govt put the onus on banks to check affordability but did anyone actually direct them to be quite so draconian or did they come up with that part themselves?

                            The government was warned by two different groups what the impact of their legislation would be and chose to ignore it. Fault lays squarely with the government, who once again failed to predict unintended consequences to their ideas.

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                            • antipodean
                              antipodean last edited by

                              The loan process for our current place wasn't as bad as I thought it might be given the bank already had all our spending history. What was eye opening was the amount they were prepared to saddle us with. We LOL'd and said we'll take less than a quarter of that thanks.

                              I see younger people in newer, flashier houses with new cars and I wonder how that's possible and what the situation will look like once interest rates go north. Following the excitement of 2007-08 the government introduced "responsible lending practices" which have been around for a decade now. So either these people bought before that period and have had the opportunity to pay down debt, or simply lived off the (unrealised) capital gain from market reappraisals. Or they earn more than we do, or have a greater appetite for risk. I guess when the tide goes out we'll see who has been swimming naked.

                              I do have some sympathy for banks who can't be expected to know when people aren't telling them about obligations they have with other credit providers, or what actually constitutes discretionary income. What's clear is the higher standard has not assisted in letting younger, poorer people into the market. But I fear banking practises are the least of the issues there.

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                              • Crucial
                                Crucial @Kirwan last edited by

                                @kirwan said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                @crucial said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                                @mariner4life my sister lives in Melbourne. Borrowing is a piece of piss if you can simply demonstrate means to service the loan. Here they basically want to weigh your organs just in case they have to harvest them. It's OTT BS

                                I know that the govt put the onus on banks to check affordability but did anyone actually direct them to be quite so draconian or did they come up with that part themselves?

                                The government was warned by two different groups what the impact of their legislation would be and chose to ignore it. Fault lays squarely with the government, who once again failed to predict unintended consequences to their ideas.

                                I honestly don't know how it went down or if the banks are playing games because they didn't want to be included and are trying to prove a point. I agree though that the govt decided to call their bluff despite warnings.
                                The aim of the CCFA was around high interest 'loan shark' type lending and those buy on credit trucks mainly. If you read the legislation there is nothing to say that banks need to do any more than they were actually already doing except put a bit more room for increases into their calcs of affordability.
                                The risk to the banks is only if a borrower can prove they didn't check affordability or were too optimistic.
                                I think the big problems come in when mortgages are linked to revolving credit which is how I think banks make lots and borrowers are able to both spend money and afford a mortgage.
                                My guess is that unless you can show a way of living without extra borrowing then you become high risk for the bank if things fall over.
                                For more traditional mortgage set ups I don't know if they follow the same strictness of assessment. Mrs C spoke to the bank the other day to see how we would go if we moved down south. As we were looking to end up with a very small mortgage after trading properties they were virtually throwing money at her.
                                I think in part this is because they now have percentage limits on the low deposit loans on their books. If they can get you business as a high equity borrower that means effectively it releases 10% of your loan amount to be available to low equity loans.

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                                • JC
                                  JC last edited by JC

                                  @crucial said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                  @canefan said in Coronavirus - New Zealand:

                                  @mariner4life my sister lives in Melbourne. Borrowing is a piece of piss if you can simply demonstrate means to service the loan. Here they basically want to weigh your organs just in case they have to harvest them. It's OTT BS

                                  I know that the govt put the onus on banks to check affordability but did anyone actually direct them to be quite so draconian or did they come up with that part themselves?

                                  No. It's a pretence that governments like to keep up that regulators control things. In practice you can never get a regulator to tell you how to do things, they just check afterwards and tell you whether you've got it wrong. And then the risk and legal people point to the actual wording of the regulations and say "we're compliant" and the officials back down, because they know they can't win that argument in court.

                                  The point is the banks are being pricks, but you have to put it in context. The CCCFA amendment was put in place because the banks were accused of lending to people who didn't have the means to repay without encountering hardship if rates increased or the borrower's circumstances changed. In some cases people shouldn't have been given loans or credit at all because they overstated their ability to pay and understated their liabilities. That wasn't all the banks' fault though. The "scorecards" they used to calculate the risks had a major blindspot: non-financial credit like Afterpay. People could have $1000s in debt to those creditors without it appearing on credit agencies' reporting, because they opted out of sharing the info.

                                  Anyway, it's been apparent for several years that th government was going to wield the big stick and appear to be reining the banks in. The way they chose to do that was to make loans unenforceable unless there was clear due diligence checks that demonstrated an ability to repay without hardship. That meant that banks had to consider any lending to people with marginal credit scores or insufficient disposal income as, effectively a potential contingent liability. Banks record loans as assets with offsetting reserve requirements. Riskier loans require higher reserves, which is bad business, because reserves are non-earning. In addition the scorecards usually have tiered rating built in, so it may recommend that you don't get offered a loan unless the rate is higher than usual. The banks could theoretically offer loans at rates well into double digits and so offset the risk somewhat, but we all know that someone is going to print a story at some point saying "Disgusting: Bank A lending at 35%pa". Once again that's bad business. So it's better to screen out anyone that might prove difficult.

                                  The result has been that if person B lied on a loan application and was given a loan on that basis, she could argue that the bank didn't do its due diligence and she's not to blame for that and shouldn't have to repay the loan. She can also make a complaint to the Commerce Commission, regulators, supervisors and the disputes resolution schemes. And why wouldn't she, she could possibly get awarded damages because the bank put her through pain and suffering, and in fact could have what payments she did make refunded.

                                  But the worst thing the CCCFA amendment did was make senior managers and directors personally responsible for any enforcement action. So in the situation above Person B makes a complaint, which is upheld. The GM Lending at Bank A possibly gets censured and fined. The fine can be up to $200,000 per incident. The directors and senior managers are jointly and severally liable alongside the bank for statutory penalties and exemplary damages. Crucially (sorry, no pun intended) the directors and senior managers can insure themselves against statutory penalties but the Act specifically prohibits them from insuring themselves against any damages.

                                  So it'll be no surprise that the directors and senior managers have instructed their staff to be very careful. So there we have the unintended consequence. There are penalties for doing the right thing wrongly (lending money incorrectly) but none for doing the wrong thing rightly (not lending at all). And the outcome of trying to protect vulnerable borrowers is that they can't become borrowers in the first place.

                                  The scorecard algorithms are actually fascinating in themselves, but that's for another time.

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                                  • Crucial
                                    Crucial @JC last edited by Crucial

                                    @jc thanks for all of that.

                                    Are you sure though that if a borrower lies on application they can point the finger at the bank? That seems to be first line of defence as you can't protect yourself entirely from a lie.

                                    Edit: due diligence on the veracity of information is a different thing in my eyes

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                                    • JC
                                      JC @Crucial last edited by JC

                                      @crucial said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                      @jc thanks for all of that.

                                      Are you sure though that if a borrower lies on application they can point the finger at the bank? That seems to be first line of defence as you can't protect yourself entirely from a lie.

                                      Edit: due diligence on the veracity of information is a different thing in my eyes

                                      Yes. The principle is that retail borrowers and banks have asymmetric resources. The bank should (in the mind of the people who wrote the law) be able to ferret out any gaps or anomalies. Whereas borrowers are forgetful and sometimes disorganised and can overlook things. In practice banks can't easily argue after the fact that Person B wilfully deceived them (which is of course fraud).

                                      If you say you earn $1000 per week the banks should be able to see the income into a bank account. If you have a 500$ per week pokie habit, once again the bank should be able to see that from your accounts.

                                      By doing the investigative thing, they're effectively cutting the possibility of lying out of the equation, and that's the bit that people find invasive. I think people feel bad when they aren't trusted, but the Act has made it so that trusting someone is out of the question.

                                      Edit: remember when you were a student and the banks chased your business and the branch managers would give you a wink and give you an overdraft extension? Yeah, that's pretty much impossible now. Sad though. I'm glad I was never a retail manager.

                                      Other edit: BTW, people lie. All.The.Time. Sometimes they don't even care that they get caught out. If you worked as a collections person in a bank you'd lose any remaining faith in humanity before your first lunchtime.

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                                      • taniwharugby
                                        taniwharugby last edited by taniwharugby

                                        Its when Govt involves themselves in these types without proper consultation with people doing the job, similar happened last year with new compliance for the Insurance and Finance Industry, Govt gives a one size fits all piece of legislation for banks, stock brokers/agent, Finance Advisors, Health, Life Brokers, Fire & General Insurance Brokers, which doesnt, fit, all.

                                        Was talking to my bank manager the other day and it is almost like banks are pushing the envelope to the edge, when they dont need to.

                                        A lady at work, is going through it as they are building a house, her husband owns a very successful business, they have another smaller new, but also successful business, they are borrowing circa 50% of the value of a home that will be worth near 2m upon completion (even accounting for batshit prices up here, it will be a quality pad) yet they are pointing to coffees, dinners etc...

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                                        • Crucial
                                          Crucial last edited by

                                          Good info coming through thanks @JC

                                          On the silly side I hope they aren't lending money to cafes as they insist people stop buying coffees.

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                                          • canefan
                                            canefan @taniwharugby last edited by

                                            @taniwharugby said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                            Its when Govt involves themselves in these types without proper consultation with people doing the job, similar happened last year with new compliance for the Insurance and Finance Industry, Govt gives a one size fits all piece of legislation for banks, stock brokers/agent, Finance Advisors, Health, Life Brokers, Fire & General Insurance Brokers, which doesnt, fit, all.

                                            Was talking to my bank manager the other day and it is almost like banks are pushing the envelope to the edge, when they dont need to.

                                            A lady at work, is going through it as they are building a house, her husband owns a very successful business, they have another smaller new, but also successful business, they are borrowing circa 50% of the value of a home that will be worth near 2m upon completion (even accounting for batshit prices up here, it will be a quality pad) yet they are pointing to coffees, dinners etc...

                                            Same happened with me. They want to know everything, it's like the farken Gestapo

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                                            • nzzp
                                              nzzp @JC last edited by

                                              @jc said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                              But the worst thing the CCCFA amendment did was make senior managers and directors personally responsible for any enforcement action. So in the situation above Person B makes a complaint, which is upheld. The GM Lending at Bank A possibly gets censured and fined. The fine can be up to $200,000 per incident. The directors and senior managers are jointly and severally liable alongside the bank for statutory penalties and exemplary damages. Crucially (sorry, no pun intended) the directors and senior managers can insure themselves against statutory penalties but the Act specifically prohibits them from insuring themselves against any damages.

                                              So it'll be no surprise that the directors and senior managers have instructed their staff to be very careful. So there we have the unintended consequence. There are penalties for doing the right thing wrongly (lending money incorrectly) but none for doing the wrong thing rightly (not lending at all). And the outcome of trying to protect vulnerable borrowers is that they can't become borrowers in the first place.

                                              This is it. If you sheet home personal liability to directors who can't lay it off, they respond by becoming very cautious. It's exactly what the HSW act tried to do - make it the director's responsibility, and prevent them from insuring against any liability.

                                              Side note, this also means fark being a director. The remuneration isn't worth the liability - something goes wrong, and you'll wind up getting smoked in court. No surprise that a lot of really good directors are choosing to pull back directorships. Unintended consequences are real, and someone (maybe @jc) said it well up top - people are used to dealing with people like them; running into some smart, cynical people who work to lever open holes and cracks in legislation and regulation.

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                                              • MN5
                                                MN5 last edited by MN5

                                                When we got our mortgage last year they didn’t seem too impressed that I had a full use work vehicle ( which saves a fucken shitload considering the girl doesn’t drive ) but seemed to frown on the fact we had Netflix, Neon AND Disney Plus……

                                                In true Scottish fashion I canned the latter and only steal the boys login to watch Boba Fett. Seemed to fool the bank at any rate.

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                                                • gt12
                                                  gt12 last edited by

                                                  My thoughts about returning to NZ were already pretty bad, but this might be the point that pushes me to say fuck it. They seriously look at whether you have Netflix etc? Really? Fuck me.

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                                                  • MajorRage
                                                    MajorRage @gt12 last edited by MajorRage

                                                    @gt12 said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                    My thoughts about returning to NZ were already pretty bad, but this might be the point that pushes me to say fuck it. They seriously look at whether you have Netflix etc? Really? Fuck me.

                                                    Unless you are buying cash / outright I suspect you'd be fucked anyway.

                                                    Can't imagine sending through foreign bank statements or NZ bank statements showing fuck all activity would be accepted. There are probably exceptions for Chinese though.

                                                    More likely to find you arrested.

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                                                    • MajorRage
                                                      MajorRage @JC last edited by

                                                      @jc said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                      But the worst thing the CCCFA amendment did was make senior managers and directors personally responsible for any enforcement action. So in the situation above Person B makes a complaint, which is upheld. The GM Lending at Bank A possibly gets censured and fined. The fine can be up to $200,000 per incident. The directors and senior managers are jointly and severally liable alongside the bank for statutory penalties and exemplary damages. Crucially (sorry, no pun intended) the directors and senior managers can insure themselves against statutory penalties but the Act specifically prohibits them from insuring themselves against any damages.

                                                      So it'll be no surprise that the directors and senior managers have instructed their staff to be very careful. So there we have the unintended consequence. There are penalties for doing the right thing wrongly (lending money incorrectly) but none for doing the wrong thing rightly (not lending at all). And the outcome of trying to protect vulnerable borrowers is that they can't become borrowers in the first place.

                                                      Yes some of the financial stuff I'm still involved in we've had to change the rules for NZ based directors. And we won't be bringing any new NZ based directors on board.

                                                      As what can only be described of perfectly typical of the current NZ government, what they are trying to achieve is not necessarily a bad thing. However they way they have gone about it is completely counter-intuitive to actually achieving what they want, and brings about a whole other bunch of unintended consequences.

                                                      I've always thought that directors have far far too much power as it is, given how hands off they are on the companies they direct. Then when you couple continual diversity push onto BoD's it's a bit of a recipe for disaster. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that a board of white men does a better job of things. But a board elected 100% on merit sure as hell does.

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                                                        Anonymous @gt12 last edited by

                                                        @gt12 said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                        My thoughts about returning to NZ were already pretty bad, but this might be the point that pushes me to say fuck it. They seriously look at whether you have Netflix etc? Really? Fuck me.

                                                        If you only have the basic plan you might be okay if you're earning over $500,000 a year. But if you have standard, or premium, no way your mortgage is getting approved.

                                                        Thankfully, my Netflix is included with my phone bill, so they can't turn me down for that.

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                                                          ploughboy last edited by

                                                          off topic but fun fact since we are a sports forum Bernards brother rob played basketball for new zealand

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                                                          • JC
                                                            JC last edited by JC

                                                            One other thing to consider is that they may not actually care wether or not you have Netflix. If the scorecard algorithm doesn’t wave you straight through the application will go to a manual review queue. The Netflix / avo toast questions are how they demonstrate that they actually discussed affordability with you. It’s how they can prove their due diligence. It’s invasive, sure, but it’s really not personal.

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                                                            • gt12
                                                              gt12 @MajorRage last edited by

                                                              @majorrage said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                              @gt12 said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                              My thoughts about returning to NZ were already pretty bad, but this might be the point that pushes me to say fuck it. They seriously look at whether you have Netflix etc? Really? Fuck me.

                                                              Unless you are buying cash / outright I suspect you'd be fucked anyway.

                                                              Can't imagine sending through foreign bank statements or NZ bank statements showing fuck all activity would be accepted. There are probably exceptions for Chinese though.

                                                              More likely to find you arrested.

                                                              Our original plan was to build (we own land) with cash, but with the inflated prices there now, I don't think we can do it for a lot more years than I want. We can afford to hold it, but I don't see us coming home now.

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                                                              • Paekakboyz
                                                                Paekakboyz @JC last edited by Paekakboyz

                                                                @jc I'm hoping that is the worst case for our home reno borrowing. We are in a fortunate position in terms of debt, and we aren't going for a huge amount. But it will be interesting to see if we slip through and get approved immediately, or we go down the audit route.

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                                                                • Mick Gold Coast QLD
                                                                  Mick Gold Coast QLD @Kirwan last edited by Mick Gold Coast QLD

                                                                  @kirwan

                                                                  You blokes voted for Saint Jackie Jackie, Kirwan, twice. Child poverty would end by 2027 she said. More free doctors, child minding/feeding at school, fabulous pay rises for teachers she said. World's best new housing creation she said, grand new subsidies for those who cannot afford to go to work. 😉

                                                                  What did you get? About seven new welfare houses, 350,000 to 400,000 people on taxpayer funded fortnightly money for nothing, 4% unemployment, GDP 1.9% - continuing a 7-year trend south - government debt at NZD$102,080 million / 30% of GDP and nowhere to go!

                                                                  What did you think would happen?

                                                                  The smart young things, who assess their political leaders on some sort of empathy scale (which doesn't pay the rent), were always going to arrive at the point I am reading about here now. They are about to get a fabulous surprise, difficulties they never contemplated, a shock to their aspirations. Whether they pay attention or not is anyone's guess.

                                                                  You will get the opportunity to give her another go in just two years.

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                                                                  • MN5
                                                                    MN5 @gt12 last edited by

                                                                    @gt12 said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                                    My thoughts about returning to NZ were already pretty bad, but this might be the point that pushes me to say fuck it. They seriously look at whether you have Netflix etc? Really? Fuck me.

                                                                    Yep. The girl and I had seperate accounts so our broker ( who was outstanding ) suggested we can one of them quick smart which we did

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                                                                    • taniwharugby
                                                                      taniwharugby @Paekakboyz last edited by taniwharugby

                                                                      @paekakboyz if you have equity already, its more this is how much we want to give you.

                                                                      My neighbour has thier house next door, 18 months ago bought a rental, and then have bought another, all based on the equity in the existing property, no deposit or anything, just we can loan you x for your 2nd rental property.

                                                                      Changes to the H & S Act, along with other compliance stuff over the years, has seen alot of people who owned thier own businesses sell up or exit the industry sooner than they had planned, and some were able to retire, while some went and worked for someone else to avoid having to deal with all the compliance as a business owner/director.

                                                                      THe company I work for, bought acquired a local business, all the staff came over, but one guy retired within 2 months (he was the catalyst for the acquisition as he was wanting to retire) another retired during the 1st lock down and the other 2 within a year (all had been planned exit from the industry) all because they didnt want to have to deal with the certification and compliance side of things that had been in the pipelines for many years, most of which is overkill and based on the assumption that all the consumers in our industry are stupid.

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                                                                      • Kirwan
                                                                        Kirwan @Mick Gold Coast QLD last edited by

                                                                        @mick-gold-coast-qld said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                                        @kirwan

                                                                        You blokes voted for Saint Jackie Jackie, Kirwan, twice. Child poverty would end by 2027 she said. More free doctors, child minding/feeding at school, fabulous pay rises for teachers she said. World's best new housing creation she said, grand new subsidies for those who cannot afford to go to work. 😉

                                                                        What did you get? About seven new welfare houses, 350,000 to 400,000 people on taxpayer funded fortnightly money for nothing, 4% unemployment, GDP 1.9% - continuing a 7-year trend south - government debt at NZD$102,080 million / 30% of GDP and nowhere to go!

                                                                        What did you think would happen?

                                                                        The smart young things, who assess their political leaders on some sort of empathy scale (which doesn't pay the rent), were always going to arrive at the point I am reading about here now. They are about to get a fabulous surprise, difficulties they never contemplated, a shock to their aspirations. Whether they pay attention or not is anyone's guess.

                                                                        You will get the opportunity to give her another go in just two years.

                                                                        Not sure why this directed at me, thought I’d been pretty clear who I voted for.

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                                                                        • Mick Gold Coast QLD
                                                                          Mick Gold Coast QLD @Kirwan last edited by

                                                                          @kirwan

                                                                          It is directed at "you blokes", the voters, and attached to cogent comments you made identifying the subject it is focused on ... "government was warned by two different groups what the impact of their legislation would be ...".

                                                                          My treatise is not to you individually. Perhaps I should have addressed it to "youse". 😉

                                                                          I haven't especially noticed voting (or other) characteristics of individuals here because I am afraid to attend often, having been warned off by one of the Fern's brightest 😉 - for being old I gather - it makes him feeeel uneasy and causes him to swear a lot, in a tough way.

                                                                          I have been aware of what your government has been cooking up - it's in the papers.

                                                                          Thirty or more years ago I watched Kerry Packer bark back at a Senate hearing into paying tax:

                                                                          "I am not evading tax in any way shape or form. 
                                                                          
                                                                          Now, of course, I am minimising my tax. 
                                                                          
                                                                          And if anybody in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read. 
                                                                          
                                                                          Because, as a government, I can tell you, **you're not spending it that well that we should be donating extra**."
                                                                          

                                                                          That had an impact - I started paying closer attention to what fools who couldn't run a chook raffle were doing with millions and billions; and keeping track of government borrowings. It was alarming.

                                                                          I am attempting to point up the need for young blokes in their economic prime to study closely how much government is scooping up from them and who it is being spent on.

                                                                          That's a sight more effective use of their time and energy than furious agreement with strangers on a blog about trivia ... that Morrison is evil, just like Reagan and Trump; and that "Saint Jacinta cares for me and others - look at her sad face under the fez/hijab/Apache feathers" she has adopted for this week to maximise a headline opportunity; and so on.

                                                                          Your government, your bellicose, snarling "foreign minister" this week for example, is a huge problem for New Zealand. The several political parties clearly know nothing about commercial management, yet they distract you so easily on incidentals such as repatriation of your exported criminals and who should speak what language. The most productive group is a mere 20% of your 5 million people - too low a proportion doing the work of regularly providing for the rest.

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                                                                          • MN5
                                                                            MN5 @Mick Gold Coast QLD last edited by

                                                                            @mick-gold-coast-qld said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                                            @kirwan

                                                                            It is directed at "you blokes", the voters, and attached to cogent comments you made identifying the subject it is focused on ... "government was warned by two different groups what the impact of their legislation would be ...".

                                                                            My treatise is not to you individually. Perhaps I should have addressed it to "youse". 😉

                                                                            I haven't especially noticed voting (or other) characteristics of individuals here because I am afraid to attend often, having been warned off by one of the Fern's brightest 😉 - for being old I gather - it makes him feeeel uneasy and causes him to swear a lot, in a tough way.

                                                                            I have been aware of what your government has been cooking up - it's in the papers.

                                                                            Thirty or more years ago I watched Kerry Packer bark back at a Senate hearing into paying tax:

                                                                            "I am not evading tax in any way shape or form. 
                                                                            
                                                                            Now, of course, I am minimising my tax. 
                                                                            
                                                                            And if anybody in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read. 
                                                                            
                                                                            Because, as a government, I can tell you, **you're not spending it that well that we should be donating extra**."
                                                                            

                                                                            That had an impact - I started paying closer attention to what fools who couldn't run a chook raffle were doing with millions and billions; and keeping track of government borrowings. It was alarming.

                                                                            I am attempting to point up the need for young blokes in their economic prime to study closely how much government is scooping up from them and who it is being spent on.

                                                                            That's a sight more effective use of their time and energy than furious agreement with strangers on a blog about trivia ... that Morrison is evil, just like Reagan and Trump; and that "Saint Jacinta cares for me and others - look at her sad face under the fez/hijab/Apache feathers" she has adopted for this week to maximise a headline opportunity; and so on.

                                                                            Your government, your bellicose, snarling "foreign minister" this week for example, is a huge problem for New Zealand. The several political parties clearly know nothing about commercial management, yet they distract you so easily on incidentals such as repatriation of your exported criminals and who should speak what language. The most productive group is a mere 20% of your 5 million people - too low a proportion doing the work of regularly providing for the rest.

                                                                            Believe me, no one is tough on the fern. Don’t worry about it

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                                                                            • JC
                                                                              JC @MN5 last edited by

                                                                              @mn5 said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                                              @mick-gold-coast-qld said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                                              @kirwan

                                                                              It is directed at "you blokes", the voters, and attached to cogent comments you made identifying the subject it is focused on ... "government was warned by two different groups what the impact of their legislation would be ...".

                                                                              My treatise is not to you individually. Perhaps I should have addressed it to "youse". 😉

                                                                              I haven't especially noticed voting (or other) characteristics of individuals here because I am afraid to attend often, having been warned off by one of the Fern's brightest 😉 - for being old I gather - it makes him feeeel uneasy and causes him to swear a lot, in a tough way.

                                                                              I have been aware of what your government has been cooking up - it's in the papers.

                                                                              Thirty or more years ago I watched Kerry Packer bark back at a Senate hearing into paying tax:

                                                                              "I am not evading tax in any way shape or form. 
                                                                              
                                                                              Now, of course, I am minimising my tax. 
                                                                              
                                                                              And if anybody in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read. 
                                                                              
                                                                              Because, as a government, I can tell you, **you're not spending it that well that we should be donating extra**."
                                                                              

                                                                              That had an impact - I started paying closer attention to what fools who couldn't run a chook raffle were doing with millions and billions; and keeping track of government borrowings. It was alarming.

                                                                              I am attempting to point up the need for young blokes in their economic prime to study closely how much government is scooping up from them and who it is being spent on.

                                                                              That's a sight more effective use of their time and energy than furious agreement with strangers on a blog about trivia ... that Morrison is evil, just like Reagan and Trump; and that "Saint Jacinta cares for me and others - look at her sad face under the fez/hijab/Apache feathers" she has adopted for this week to maximise a headline opportunity; and so on.

                                                                              Your government, your bellicose, snarling "foreign minister" this week for example, is a huge problem for New Zealand. The several political parties clearly know nothing about commercial management, yet they distract you so easily on incidentals such as repatriation of your exported criminals and who should speak what language. The most productive group is a mere 20% of your 5 million people - too low a proportion doing the work of regularly providing for the rest.

                                                                              Believe me, no one is tough on the fern. Don’t worry about it

                                                                              Oi, I’ll farken have you!

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                                                                              • antipodean
                                                                                antipodean @MN5 last edited by

                                                                                @mn5 said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                                                @mick-gold-coast-qld said in Bank Lending/CCCFA:

                                                                                @kirwan

                                                                                It is directed at "you blokes", the voters, and attached to cogent comments you made identifying the subject it is focused on ... "government was warned by two different groups what the impact of their legislation would be ...".

                                                                                My treatise is not to you individually. Perhaps I should have addressed it to "youse". 😉

                                                                                I haven't especially noticed voting (or other) characteristics of individuals here because I am afraid to attend often, having been warned off by one of the Fern's brightest 😉 - for being old I gather - it makes him feeeel uneasy and causes him to swear a lot, in a tough way.

                                                                                I have been aware of what your government has been cooking up - it's in the papers.

                                                                                Thirty or more years ago I watched Kerry Packer bark back at a Senate hearing into paying tax:

                                                                                "I am not evading tax in any way shape or form. 
                                                                                
                                                                                Now, of course, I am minimising my tax. 
                                                                                
                                                                                And if anybody in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read. 
                                                                                
                                                                                Because, as a government, I can tell you, **you're not spending it that well that we should be donating extra**."
                                                                                

                                                                                That had an impact - I started paying closer attention to what fools who couldn't run a chook raffle were doing with millions and billions; and keeping track of government borrowings. It was alarming.

                                                                                I am attempting to point up the need for young blokes in their economic prime to study closely how much government is scooping up from them and who it is being spent on.

                                                                                That's a sight more effective use of their time and energy than furious agreement with strangers on a blog about trivia ... that Morrison is evil, just like Reagan and Trump; and that "Saint Jacinta cares for me and others - look at her sad face under the fez/hijab/Apache feathers" she has adopted for this week to maximise a headline opportunity; and so on.

                                                                                Your government, your bellicose, snarling "foreign minister" this week for example, is a huge problem for New Zealand. The several political parties clearly know nothing about commercial management, yet they distract you so easily on incidentals such as repatriation of your exported criminals and who should speak what language. The most productive group is a mere 20% of your 5 million people - too low a proportion doing the work of regularly providing for the rest.

                                                                                Believe me, no one is tough on the fern. Don’t worry about it

                                                                                True. I wear slippers before winter.

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                                                                                • Mick Gold Coast QLD
                                                                                  Mick Gold Coast QLD @MN5 last edited by

                                                                                  @mn5

                                                                                  Look, really MN5, I am touched that you care enough to reach out - a new warm term I have learned from my life coach, who is helping me through the fear. However ...

                                                                                  I have counselled a couple of the local supermarket check out technician-ettes when they ask "How are you?"

                                                                                  Lovely young things that they are I suggest that when they see an old bloke approaching they must assume that he either:

                                                                                  a) lived a miserable life and doesn't care much for people, or

                                                                                  b) he lives alone and no-one has spoken to him for a week and a half, he "might think you really care and stand here boring you witless for a half hour!"

                                                                                  They must take control I say, by making an assertion - "What a fabulous morning!" responding to it themselves "Lovely breeze out there" and moving him along "That'll be 3 and sixpence thanks".

                                                                                  Now, you do seem to be a nice chap, have you got some time to hear about the old days?

                                                                                  (Ooohhh! Little Ash Barty was 6-4, 2-5 but now she's back near square. Better go!)

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                                                                                  • Crucial
                                                                                    Crucial last edited by

                                                                                    Just when you accept the fact that you may just be ready for the looney bin, something comes along to remind you that you aren't yet qualified.

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