The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<p>"Well, i'm off for a quick Nick" will be the phrase of 2016.</p>
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<p>I find it incredible that he has come out in the media with this. Why didn't he just deal with it indoors? (Heh heh, I've just seen what I did there)</p>
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<p>Anyhoo, I was wondering what triggered his fronting to the media about it and was picturing his wife doing a mad tea-pot at him and him saying that he'll do anything so she suggested fronting to media?</p>
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<p>Still can't quite undertand the issue either to be fair.</p>
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<p>How many other people are about to admit that their a "Pistonwristedgibbon"? Be a loooooong line.</p> -
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<p>He's religious isn't he? Says it all.<br><br>
Repent, repent, repent. Publicly is best.</p>
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<p>Yep it's his religious beliefs that make him think it's wrong and "unnatural". Those religious folk get really weird around the topic of sex. They love to try and involve themselves in what other people do in the privacy of their own home. I.E. "It must be done in exactly this manner and everything else is the work of satan".</p> -
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Yep it's his religious beliefs that make him think it's wrong and "unnatural". Those religious folk get really weird around the topic of sex. They love to try and involve themselves in what other people do in the privacy of their own home. I.E. "It must be done in exactly this manner and everything else is the work of satan".</p></blockquote>
Not too mention it's a sin to have sex outside of wedlock ie hook up when you first meet. But it's like a loop hole to them that you can marry basically a complete stranger 6 weeks after you start going out. Just so they can then sleep together.<br>
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Porn and Gambling..<br><br>
Gambling is only a problem if you suck at it, Porn is only a problem if the mrs comes home early and finds you with your trousers around your ankle while sitting at the family PC watching 'Captain Stabbin'</p></blockquote>Old school eh....im not going to pretend i dont know what youre talking about....<br><br>
Anyway. Its not all religious people that do this, out themselves publicly. But in this instance I think it played its part.<br><br>
"Nick you can turn your addiction into a beacon of hope for all those long suffering Christian w@nkers out there. Tell them of your pain and suffering so that they might save themselves from this demonic past time..."<br><br>
While saving his marriage and turning himself into the poster boy for what ever the fuck this is.<br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Razbra" data-cid="562970" data-time="1457312094"><p>Old school eh....im not going to pretend i dont know what your talking about....<br>
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I don't know what your talking about, I just googled 'best porn out there' and that was one of the results. <br><br>
I've never heard of such a site where a dirty filthy old man takes brainless unsuspecting hot blondes with nice bits onto his yacht for a 'joy ride' with no strings attached. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="562968" data-time="1457312048"><p>Not too mention it's a sin to have sex outside of wedlock ie hook up when you first meet. But it's like a loop hole to them that you can marry basically a complete stranger 6 weeks after you start going out. Just so they can then sleep together.<br>
I've had a couple mates and a brother go through that, all marriages were complete train wrecks. But that's what you get when you don't try before you buy.</p></blockquote>
Have you ever had sex with a virgin? Fuck does that suck! Could never understand the fuss about dying as a Muslim martyr. You want a chick that knows how to do stuff.....<br><br>
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<p>is also being discussed in the Daily Mail thread on Other Topics...</p>
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Have you ever had sex with a virgin? Fuck does that suck! Could never understand the fuss about dying as a Muslim martyr. You want a chick that knows how to do stuff.....<br><br>
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It's an oxymoron, you want a chick who knows how to do stuff. You just don't want a chick who's done lots of stuff with lots of other guys. -
<p>This thread is awesome.</p>
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Also I should really write Willis an abusive letter.<br>
Don't know about the rest of you but sitting through that news story on tv last night with the mrs was Fucken intense and awkward. I just said a lot of "pffft idiot, who does that kind of shit" while trying really really hard not to go bright red. -
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I laughed when i read it and the mrs asked what i was snickering at. <br><br>
She looked and rolled her eyes. Then i caught her looking at me with "knowing" eyes. You know the ones. Where shes fully aware of your personal happy alone time practices but you both pretend theres nothing to see here. <br><br>
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<p>Here comes the fucking fun police...</p>
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<p>It wasn't that much fun...I might move it to another forum later just to annoy you.</p> -
As mentioned on the other thread porn addict is another way of saying he bashes the bishop until the thing is reduced to a pink mist isn't it? <br><br>
I hope from now on he's nzs go to man for awkward comments on all things porn ie, "so nick, your thoughts on Lisa Ann retiring?" . -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="562990" data-time="1457313167"><p>As mentioned on the other thread porn addict is another way of saying he bashes the bishop until the thing is reduced to a pink mist isn't it? <br><br>
I hope from now on he's nzs go to man for awkward comments on all things porn ie, "so nick, your thoughts on Lisa Ann retiring?" .</p></blockquote>
I have this sneaking suspicion his idea of porn is a miley cyrus music video.<br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="562995" data-time="1457313327"><p>Him too??</p></blockquote>
Hes just such a square. I can magine him rubbing one out to the underwear section of a Farmers catalog. <br><br>
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<p>I have this sneaking suspicion his idea of porn is a miley cyrus music video.<br><br>
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<p>too hard core that shit!</p>
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<p>You guys are all so disrespectful and rude, wont you grow up....Said no one!</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Razbra" data-cid="563000" data-time="1457313464"><p>Lets not forget hes done NZ proud on a number of occasions though..<br><br>
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About 12 times a day it seems... -
<p>think you guys are being too hard on him</p>
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<p>We should really use this thread to talk about our issues with porn.</p>
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<p>My name is No Quarter and I'm a pornaholic. I was first introduced to this addictive drug by a friend in my early teens. He had got hold of a CD with movies like "Busty Nurses" and "Debbie does Dallas". It had an immediate impact on my family life, with my mum walking in on us about 5 minutes after we'd fired up Busty Nurses. The screen froze on a particularly explicit scene and I had to turn the monitor off to get it off the screen. This led to a very awkward conversation that I would much rather have avoided.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="No Quarter" data-cid="563008" data-time="1457313972"><p>We should really use this thread to talk about our issues with porn.<br><br>
My name is No Quarter and I'm a pornaholic. I was first introduced to this addictive drug by a friend in my early teens. He had got hold of a CD with movies like "Busty Nurses" and "Debbie does Dallas". It had an immediate impact on my family life, with my mum walking in on us about 5 minutes after we'd fired up Busty Nurses. The screen froze on a particularly explicit scene and I had to turn the monitor off to get it off the screen. This led to a very awkward conversation that I would much rather have avoided.</p></blockquote>
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Anyone ever check out Max Hardcore back in the day?? That guy was sick... So Nick Willis tells me... -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MajorRage" data-cid="563010" data-time="1457314131"><p>Imagine his wife now everytime he goes to take a dump, smartphone in hand. She's gonna be looking at him like a gambling addict walking into a casino, or an alcoholic going into a bar.</p></blockquote>
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Maybe if she put out more often and dirtied it up from time to time our Olympic Medalist wouldn't have to sneak off to the John with phone in hand. -
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<p>Lets not forget hes done NZ proud on a number of occasions though..<br><br>
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<p>By coming second?! :whistle:</p>
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<p>I'm on board with the you lot - he's gone full hard ass (hardcore didn't seem appropriate!) with his zero tolerance anti-porn position (snigger, position). Plenty of people being paid well and enjoying their work in the porn industry. But the human trafficking and abuse side of things is nasty... although I'd have thought that's more about prostitution than online porn??</p>
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<p>Re virgins v experienced Ludicrous did say "We want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed"</p> -
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Well at least stopped getting an 3 litres of moisturiser for her birthday and Xmas. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="dogmeat" data-cid="563032" data-time="1457317154"><p>good job he's a distance runner and not a sprinter. Wouldn't want to be fast out of the blocks</p></blockquote>
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Welcome to the party DM, what took you so long?
