Bogans with kids
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
Less likely at our age than years ago luckily.
But you make a good point, they can have excessive tatts ( kids names are a standard ), badly dyed hair, piercings and all the rest and still be hot in a “I want to fuck you, no way will I want my family/mates to meet you” kind of way.
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
Less likely at our age than years ago luckily.
But you make a good point, they can have excessive tatts ( kids names are a standard ), badly dyed hair, piercings and all the rest and still be hot in a “I want to fuck you, no way will I want my family/mates to meet you” kind of way.
Especially if you’ve already made the effort to get dressed and leave the house.
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She never stood a chance in life...
A teenager who crashed a stolen car into a rock, brandished an imitation pistol at police officers and took off in their patrol car has been jailed for two years and two months.
The sentence also came with a warning: she now faces the prospect of being “in and out of jail for your adult life”.
Both were issued to Mykky Icclessiastes Illusion X-Calibur Maxinmus Walker, 18, at Rotorua District Court on Thursday by Judge Greg Hollister-Jones.
Walker, who appeared via audiovisual link, had earlier entered guilty pleas to threatening to kill police officers, using an imitation firearm to prevent arrest, unlawful vehicle use, failing to stop and aggravated robbery.
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@bovidae said in Bogans with kids:
Maxinmus
So parents were fans of Gladiator, and unsurprisingly, not great at spelling?
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@taniwharugby also fans of the old testament and...king Arthur?
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@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
What a lovely story, I thought, until they mentioned what they named their daughter (right at the end)
Imagine filling in forms with a 26 word full name, FFS
I read it as 26 separate names? Anyhow. A really fucking annoying look at us story. 🤮 But totally in the right thread 😁
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@catogrande said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
What a lovely story, I thought, until they mentioned what they named their daughter (right at the end)
Imagine filling in forms with a 26 word full name, FFS
I read it as 26 separate names? Anyhow. A really fucking annoying look at us story. 🤮 But totally in the right thread 😁
Yeah like “Anna Billy Ceri Delta Eloise Georgia…” fucking twats
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@machpants you know that kid is getting called Alphabet Soup... amongst some other things.
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Worth a mention for the kids names and the fact that Maverick has a mud flap that Joe Dirt would be proud of
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/300546003/wanted-marokopa-dad-returned-home-for-supplies
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Did this guy ever really have a chance with that name?
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
Did this guy ever really have a chance with that name?
Natural selection.
As expected other munter/bogan/shithead/ferals are coming out saying he wasn’t “armed” seemingly oblivious to the fact that a car is a deadly weapon in the hands of a lunatic.
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@MN5 You do realise he was on foot when he was shot?
Clearly this guy was no angel and his actions contributed to his death but on the evidence presented thus far I would say the cops involved possibly panicked and definitely over-reacted.
Evidence being he sped through a police check and rammed a cop car munting his own vehicle in the process. He then got out and tried to commandeer other vehicles waiting at the checkpoint.
The police say he was on foot and unarmed. I'm sure it was terrifying for those in the cars but there were cops in attendance, the public were inside their cars the bogan was outside the cars. Shooting him dead seems ... overkill.
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@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 **You do realise he was on foot when he was shot?
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Clearly this guy was no angel and his actions contributed to his death but on the evidence presented thus far I would say the cops involved possibly panicked and definitely over-reacted.Evidence being he sped through a police check and rammed a cop car munting his own vehicle in the process. He then got out and tried to commandeer other vehicles waiting at the checkpoint.
The police say he was on foot and unarmed. I'm sure it was terrifying for those in the cars but there were cops in attendance, the public were inside their cars the bogan was outside the cars. Shooting him dead seems ... overkill.
No, I wasn’t there.
…..and yep to be fair I’m definitely judging him on name, appearance and what I’ve read.
If there was any wrongdoing on the part of the Police I’ve got no doubt we’ll hear all about it and they’ll be hauled over the coals but on the basis of probabilities and given none have been found guilty in 40 fatal shootings since 1990 you’d imagine they had no choice but to do what they did.
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@MN5 Don't get me wrong Police have an incredibly difficult job which is getting harder all the time with the rise in gun crime. Plus this guy was clearly a bad 'un but The Police themselves have said he was on foot and carried no weapon.
I thought shooting was a last resort by the Police when their own or someone else's lives were in imminent danger. on the face of it, this scenario doesn't appear to reach that threshold.
The fact that no police have been found guilty doesn't mean jack for this case. Plus it doesn't mean all 40 deaths were unavoidable either.