@Virgil said in Where are they now? (Past Ferners):

@Mokey said in Where are they now? (Past Ferners):

IIRC I found the Fern via PR circa 2002. Bartman made me a mod I think 2003? All I know is that I was about 24, sexy AF and drunk on power.

Ah, the good old days.

and now you're??.....

Much older. Bisexual. Getting paid to write historical kinky sex books and watch a lot of porn. So pretty much living my best life, although if the US and UK would calm the fuck down, so people would chill and read more books, that would be excellent.

How many fucking catches have we dropped today. ARGH.

IIRC I found the Fern via PR circa 2002. Bartman made me a mod I think 2003? All I know is that I was about 24, sexy AF and drunk on power.

Ah, the good old days.

The ad has a cringe factor of 1000 (think early Shortland St) but the country has far bigger fish to fry than wanking on about it. (The fact that Paula thinks the ad has humour is more concerning.)

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Crucial Hey fuck you I actually was a journalist once upon a time. Back in the good old days when shorthand was a thing.

fuck, what haven't you been?

A bloke.

@Crucial Oh, nice save. Heh.

@Crucial Hey fuck you I actually was a journalist once upon a time. Back in the good old days when shorthand was a thing.

@mariner4life Fuck no. Could you imagine.

Interviewer: so, the Fern is a place where men and women can hang out online and talk sports and other shit.
Fern: men and woman. There can be only one. We don't know what happened to the others. It's actually a bit suspicious.

@No-Quarter Personally I reckon if you kill someone while drunk driving/drug driving/speeding, it should be an automatic manslaughter charge. And the driver should never be eligible for a license again. It's not a right.

@Bones With the support they had at most of the grounds, it was almost a home series for the Indian team. Made it weird to listen to on the radio. A big cheer could have meant anything.