This is probably along the lines of too much information, but this is in the spirit of the thread. Was 20 years ago, and I was out drinking with a woman from work (who I was sleeping with, but not dating).
We were completely shitfaced, and decided to go back to my place. She had never been to my house before, and it was a weird layout extended flat on an existing house.
I didn’t want to wake up my brother, so didn’t turn on the lights so we could sneak in, and I let her walk down the hallway first. That was a mistake, as I forgot to tell her there was a (super dangerous) step in the middle of the hallway, and she fell heavily onto the concrete block edge of the doorway to the lounge.
Amazingly, she wasn’t badly hurt, thought it was funny (we were very drunk), and we continued to the bedroom. One thing led to another and she was going down on me, perched on the edge of my bed. Score!
Except she lost her balance, fell off the bed with her mouth full, and ripped the foreskin off the head of my cock.
There was a lot of blood.
It wouldn’t stop, so I had to drive to A & E with a towel wrapped around my groin. So we walked in, and at this point she has a swollen side of her face a decent black eye forming (which she got questioned by HR at work about the next week - she literally walked into a door!), and I had a bloodstained towel hanging over my jeans.
I guessed it looked like I punched her after she tried to bite off my cock? Certainly got strange looks and we were taken to seperate rooms.
I don’t remember the next blowjob, but I must have been nervous.
Yes, the little feller does bleed like a stuck pig. Was in a small post lunch group of very drunk people that had gone back to someone's flat and the stupid games started. Strip poker or something similar. Anyway after about 10 minutes there are a few people in varying degrees of undress, including one guy who had bizarrely kept just his socks on. As there were a couple of tidy females in similar straits he had become a little "interested" and had developed a decent blue veiner. One the naked women, who was very drunk, got up to get another drink and staggered and fell over. She put out her hand to soften the fall and fell on this poor guys cock. She grabbed at the thing and effectively skinned him until his banjo string snapped. Blood shot about 3 feet into the air and just would not stop, not surprising as the old chap was pretty much full of blood at the time. The poor fucker had a dressing on for about a month.
