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@NTA said in Lockdown Check In:

The reason I'm really put out: it is the three year anniversary of starting my Long Service Leave. A month in which I did pretty much whatever the fuck I wanted, including a solo trip to NZ, and came home to a wife who was very happy to see me for the next week, if you know what I mean.

Which leads me to my next point: the lockdown work-from-home sex count is a sum total of 1 over 6 months. Which is bullshit.

Have our deepest sympathies.
2020 has been tough for us all

Except your wife. Sounds like it’s been pretty good for her

I assume Sir JK will be ringing the ex girlfriend to apologise?

That’s a loose forward trio you should only see play in a midweek game back in the 90’s.

That’s why we are here mate, to keep the contact going to help with our sanity. There’s members here who are in families struggling to keep the peace and keep kids from killing each other. Also members here who are on their own, let’s keep looking out for each other, keep the memes and jokes rolling in.

So India were lucky to come away with a point from the earlier rained out group game.

2018 Bledisloe

Points scored.

Beauden Barrett 60
Qantas Wallabies 45

Tries scored.

Beauden Barrett 6
Qantas Wallabies 5

On the outside yes, but inside I'm guessing is hanging like sleeve of wizard.

@NTA said in Hawt discussion (lots of PG13 gifs/pics):

@canefan said in Hawt discussion (lots of PG13 gifs/pics):

Underestimate your spouse's sex drive?

Women apparently crave "Sexual novelty" but when I try to slide my hand up her leg at the movies I get slapped

Your suppose to slide your hand up the leg that belongs to you wife, not the hot 22 year old to your other side..

@Godder said in US Politics:

Nice speech from Biden, didn't declare victory but said it was looking good, and very much an offer of bipartisan government. Also noted that he, Senator Harris and his advisors had been contacting experts to start working on plans for Covid and the economic recovery.

Looks like the Senate is 50-48 to the Republicans with both Georgia senate races going to a runoff, so still in play but probably going to remain Republican.

Ohh that’s what a classy statesman like speech sounds like.

Trump has been gagged today from reports but after that I bet he’ll be hard to keep quiet

@Snowy said in Match Fit:

Just watched the last episode. Those guys were my heros as a kid and it is great to see them together, and the struggles with life after their success is completely understandable.

Must be hard for any ex sportsman to adjust to life. The body craps out.. unless your Ritchie of course and it just keeps going abs going, but we know he’s a freak.
They spend most of their 20s and 30s even in a bubble where everything is planned for them and looked after. Then oneday it’s over.
Have enjoyed their comradery during the show too

Favourite moment so far..

Judge to trumps lawyers when they made a claim about observers being present.
‘How many republican observers were present in the room?

Trump lawyer

‘There is a non zero number of people in the room’

Non zero = new alternate facts

@NTA said in Sports Memes:

@MN5 said in Sports Memes:

@Virgil said in Sports Memes:

@NTA said in Sports Memes:

@Virgil said in Sports Memes:

@NTA said in Sports Memes:

@MN5 said in Sports Memes:

@mikedogz said in Sports Memes:

Awwwww @NTA burn !!!

My only regret is that @Virgil didn't get to this first.

Not that cruel

You're spewing you missed out tho

Utterly gutted, spent too much time in the US politics thread instead.

Oh well plenty more years still to come...

He’s got you there @NTA

He'll have to lift his game for 2021 tho - younger, faster, smarter piston wristed gibbons are showing up the old dog.

You spelt 2041 wrong

@NTA said in Sports Memes:

@Virgil said in Sports Memes:

@NTA said in Sports Memes:

@MN5 said in Sports Memes:

@mikedogz said in Sports Memes:

Awwwww @NTA burn !!!

My only regret is that @Virgil didn't get to this first.

Not that cruel

You're spewing you missed out tho

Utterly gutted, spent too much time in the US politics thread instead.

Oh well plenty more years still to come...

@NTA said in Sports Memes:

@MN5 said in Sports Memes:

@mikedogz said in Sports Memes:

Awwwww @NTA burn !!!

My only regret is that @Virgil didn't get to this first.

Not that cruel

@voodoo said in US Politics:

@Kiwiwomble said in US Politics:

@Kirwan how would sending out ballots stop them voting?

You'd need to send out ballots, intercept the mail, then return them on their behalf so that when they go to vote in person, both their votes get invalidated.

Seems simple enough to do a few hundred thousand times over...

Yep and make sure every single mail out ballot went to a Dem voter not a Rep one. Sounds easy as

More and more are calling out the fact that most of the mail in votes are Dems because Trump told his followers over and over and over not to vote that way.

At a loss to how anyone can defend his actions at the moment.

I see here in little ole NZ after the final counts and tallies that Labour have gained 2 seats off National
I’m expecting Judith to do a press conference very soon where she declares it’s all been one big fraud and the Nats were cheated out of a win

@NTA said in US Politics:

Holy fucking batshit-crazy-mango-man did he just actually accuse the Dems of suppression?

Trump? The guy who mailed in his vote but said mail in ballots are fraudulent? Who appointed a GOP Postmaster General and started stripping back resources in US Mail ?

Wow. Just fucking wow. He's got some big nads under that tiny little penis.

Claims nearly all mail in votes are for the dems so must be illegal... didn’t he go on for weeks and months to his supporters DONT mail in their votes?