Lockdown/Covid Check In
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@Snowy said in Lockdown Check In:
@dogmeat said in Lockdown Check In:
Gin and tonic please - in case of malaria!
As my boss in PNG used to say - drink 20 gin and tonics a day and you won't die of malaria.
Actually I have alcoholic remedies for most maladies.
Yeah - I've got a similar medical book...
plenty of beer to dissuade mosquitos.
G&T as the back-up, for malaria.
Whiskey-mac for a cold.
Beer if one's too hot.
Guinness if hungry.
Red wine for the heart.
Cocaine if feeling a bit tired.
And if in doubt, just chop a few beers and wines to be safe. -
@Kruse said in Lockdown Check In:
@Snowy said in Lockdown Check In:
@dogmeat said in Lockdown Check In:
Gin and tonic please - in case of malaria!
As my boss in PNG used to say - drink 20 gin and tonics a day and you won't die of malaria.
Actually I have alcoholic remedies for most maladies.
Yeah - I've got a similar medical book...
plenty of beer to dissuade mosquitos.
G&T as the back-up, for malaria.
Whiskey-mac for a cold.
Beer if one's too hot.
Guinness if hungry.
Red wine for the heart.
Cocaine if feeling a bit tired.
And if in doubt, just chop a few beers and wines to be safe.If you're coming down with something over winter you're an absolute fool not to chop a bottle of whisky.
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@R-L said in Lockdown Check In:
@Snowy that's a good call,
hot water, whiskey (or whisky)lemon, cloves, maybe some cinnamon....perfect to cure many an ailment!
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@R-L said in Lockdown Check In:
@Bones I have it on good authority they are hard to find...we must have a few in bushes out the back though.
Just leave them be anyway, you would deserve a good peck in the eye if you go sticking your nose in.Humphrey Lyttleton lives.
Hoorah!
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@pakman said in Lockdown Check In:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@R-L said in Lockdown Check In:
@Bones I have it on good authority they are hard to find...we must have a few in bushes out the back though.
Just leave them be anyway, you would deserve a good peck in the eye if you go sticking your nose in.Humphrey Lyttleton lives.
Hoorah!
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Yeah, went over everyone's head.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@pakman said in Lockdown Check In:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@R-L said in Lockdown Check In:
@Bones I have it on good authority they are hard to find...we must have a few in bushes out the back though.
Just leave them be anyway, you would deserve a good peck in the eye if you go sticking your nose in.Humphrey Lyttleton lives.
Hoorah!
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Yeah, went over everyone's head.
.... Mornington Crescent!
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@JC said in Lockdown Check In:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@pakman said in Lockdown Check In:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@R-L said in Lockdown Check In:
@Bones I have it on good authority they are hard to find...we must have a few in bushes out the back though.
Just leave them be anyway, you would deserve a good peck in the eye if you go sticking your nose in.Humphrey Lyttleton lives.
Hoorah!
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Yeah, went over everyone's head.
.... Mornington Crescent!
@R-L's post reminded me more of Humph's double entendres. E.g. The Lovely Samantha and her bee-keeping hobby - always willing to show her male friends her 34 Bees...
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@JC said in Lockdown Check In:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@pakman said in Lockdown Check In:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@R-L said in Lockdown Check In:
@Bones I have it on good authority they are hard to find...we must have a few in bushes out the back though.
Just leave them be anyway, you would deserve a good peck in the eye if you go sticking your nose in.Humphrey Lyttleton lives.
Hoorah!
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Yeah, went over everyone's head.
.... Mornington Crescent!
I was thinking more of the Lovely Samantha and her bee-keeping hobby - always willing to show her male friends her 34 Bees...
Double upvote!
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@Victor-Meldrew Come on, you know the rules.
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@JC said in Lockdown Check In:
@Victor-Meldrew Come on, you know the rules.
You are obviously not familiar with Fletchington's Verney Junction Amendment of 1964
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@Victor-Meldrew I am, but it doesn't count as we are playing the Derbyshire Huff variation.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@JC said in Lockdown Check In:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@pakman said in Lockdown Check In:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Lockdown Check In:
@R-L said in Lockdown Check In:
@Bones I have it on good authority they are hard to find...we must have a few in bushes out the back though.
Just leave them be anyway, you would deserve a good peck in the eye if you go sticking your nose in.Humphrey Lyttleton lives.
Hoorah!
:::
Yeah, went over everyone's head.
.... Mornington Crescent!
@R-L's post reminded me more of Humph's double entendres. E.g. The Lovely Samantha and her bee-keeping hobby - always willing to show her male friends her 34 Bees...
We all miss Samantha. She's gone to the country residence of her new gentleman friend, who has some interesting birds in the thicket. He keeps a young chicken, but Samantha says there are also wild breeds there, and she can't wait to see his Woodcock, Pullet and Swallow.