Fatbastarding: NTA log
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I just got the image of Bart in a corset and I want it out of my head [i]right now.[/i]Â <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> :shifty:<br />
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They're wearing them on TNZ as well, I've noticed. :nta<br />
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(Armourfit tops, that is, not corsets. Although I'd put nothing past bowmen, to be honest...) -
[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
That's the thing, Nick; they do a hot version as well, designed for when it's over 20 degrees, to keep you cooler.Â
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Training tonight was fun - handling under pressure followed by pick n go, tackle/recover and cleanout drills. I was absolutely fucked about halfway through, and because the council mowed the grass some time over the weekend, looked like someone had dipped me in glue and thrown a bag of chaff at me. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Wore the new Western Force jersey I won off Inside Rugby. Its 100% polyester so I thought I'd be too farken hot, but really it wasn't that bad. Very well perforated I suppose... Stayed back a bit for some place kicking practice - I've been watching a few training clips I have of Burkey and you know what? I reckon he's onto something because I tried his method and its pretty farken good. I kicked about 6 from 8 from the 22m, about 5m left of centre. Not hitting the ball quite sweet enough obviously as I'm just getting distance with the accurate kicks, and missing with the bigger kicks - need to strike it higher on the instep. I'm not considering taking duties off the other guys :shifty: its just fun to do and helps develop my general kicking....<br />
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Only issue at present is a cramp in the left calf which might bite me an hour after I go to sleep... -
[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
Kicking. <br />
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A prop, and now you're place-kicking.<br />
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You sold out, man. :knubble:<br />
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:shifty: Blame my aussie rules childhood - a desperate need to kick a ball between two sticks in order to get points
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Besides which, I don't consider myself a prop at our club - too many Kiwis who actually know what they're doing rather than just leaning in like I used to and scrabbling for a bind <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
Feeling a bit sore today so went to get a Chinese massage. Half an hour of a bespectacled Asian man going shaolin on my skeleto-muscular system one meridian at a time - only $30! Promotes circulation by all reports - all I know is it feels good afterwards and allows me to zone out for 30 minutes when work is pissing me off.
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Feeling a bit sore today so went to get a Chinese massage. Half an hour of a bespectacled Asian man going shaolin on my skeleto-muscular system one meridian at a time - only $30! Promotes circulation by all reports - all I know is it feels good afterwards and allows me to zone out for 30 minutes when work is pissing me off.<br />
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What no geisha girl walking on your back in her bare feet? -
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Feeling a bit sore today so went to get a Chinese massage. Half an hour of a bespectacled Asian man going shaolin on my skeleto-muscular system one meridian at a time - only $30! Promotes circulation by all reports - all I know is it feels good afterwards and allows me to zone out for 30 minutes when work is pissing me off.<br />
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how can work piss you off when you spend most of your time on TSF? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
[quote name='Red Bull']<br />
[quote name='NTA']<br />
Feeling a bit sore today so went to get a Chinese massage. Half an hour of a bespectacled Asian man going shaolin on my skeleto-muscular system one meridian at a time - only $30! Promotes circulation by all reports - all I know is it feels good afterwards and allows me to zone out for 30 minutes when work is pissing me off.<br />
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how can work piss you off when you spend most of your time on TSF? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> <br />
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Somehow TSF IS work for Nick! -
Smart arses!<br />
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Anyways, I'm lining up this weekend as the first game against Lane Cove, so this week at training I'll see what the lay of the land is in terms of playing position. I'm equally useless at any I've played so that should make it difficult <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
Rouse Hill (Renegades) - who at home took care of nearby Norwest in both grades on the weekend (Firsts 37-7; Seconds 39-0). <br />
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Covies have fallen on hard times cyclo - down in 5th Division with us and while the Firsts are doing OK in the top four, the seconds are running 7th of 8. As always its a question of player numbers on the day but Seconds have only reached double figures once from 6 games so far:<br />
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Norwest 13 v Lane Cove 0<br />
Lane Cove 0 v Rockdale 36 <br />
Bankstown 72 v Lane Cove 0 <br />
Lane Cove 10 v Colleagues Convicts 58 <br />
Killara West Pymble 50 v Lane Cove 5 <br />
Oakhill 18 v Lane Cove 7 <br />
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Bummer that. Anyways, our away sides aren't usually as strong as our home sides so it could be interesting at Tantallon this weekend. I think I'll stick my hand up to play inside centre in the style of Nathan Grey and take it from there. I just wish the working week would piss off quickly....<br />
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In other news, I've got some weird nerve thing going on - my posterior is somewhat numb and my left leg (specifically calf muscle) feels a bit weak at the moment. I've seen someone about it and they reckon my left side has a bit of nerve compression that needs releasing, but nothing too serious. Might see a bone cracker before the weekend just in case... -
Turned up at training, and it was cancelled! No notification which was a bit weird. A few of the other boys were there but just departing (I got there late). So I did a bit of running, some kicking, and some step exercises by my lonesome. Farkin cold tonight...
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Turned up late to training tonight and they had all the halfbacks they needed (I'm not kidding - the coach still wants me to play there) so I "ran" wing, which generally involved me trying to keep up with the fast people. Did some lineout execution and backline calls. The young bloke they had playing halfback has a pretty snazzy pass and just needed a minor correction to his body position - after that he was spot on. Always happy to help :whistle:<br />
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Talked to the 2nd grade coach after the game. Pretty sure I'll be starting on the weekend due to numbers, and despite offering my services at inside centre or flank, he's keen to see me at halfback :nta I said I was just happy to get on the park, and resolved privately to work on my left-right passing :shifty:<br />
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My left calf is hurting like a bitch. Suppose I'd better rest it as much as possible before Saturday, or get some goanna oil into it.... -
[quote name='MrBartMan']<br />
halfback - I want to see a photo of you in action please...<br />
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That makes about 30 of us <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
I have a mate coming along this weekend as a spectator - I'll make sure to give him the camera <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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Alright - just finished watching two hours of dire rugby (Oz v Wales), interspersed with some nice running rugby (Japan v Fiji). <br />
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Was informed that I'd be playing flanker for 2nd grade <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> So Bart - no photos required! Then they had one of their older hands turn up so I was nudged to the bench. Quite amazing to get nearly two full teams, especially for an away game. Spent most of the first half watching everything look shit for our side. We were down 3-0 at halftime due to a bunch of pissing about without going forward. They replaced 4 of the back 5 at halftime, including the entire back row (I played left flank - another guy my size played right flank). First scrum of the second half we had on their 5m line, so we shoved the shit out of them, the club captain picks it up at the back and smashes it over. 7-3. Then a bit later our former Fijian international flanker (and club president) playing at lock takes the kickoff, burns upfield, and we score shortly thereafter. 12-3.<br />
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Nothing spectacular on my behalf: 4 possessions, two successful passes. Got totally blindsided off one ruck and lost the ball when I hit the deck, but the bloke who stole it came nowhere near the gate. The ref was hesitant, inconsistent, and couldn't spot a bloke offside if his testes depended on it. But we won, so fuck him. My near-moment-of-glory came when I ripped through the middle of one of their mauls on our 22. I had the pill in my hands on top of the maul, but then it did that magic trick where its sucked down into the darkness and then they drove onward and collapsed it on top of me. Fuck it. I can't actually remember making a tackle purely because the opposition must not have spotted my sheer ineptitude at this facet of the game. They were looking for field position at that point to set up a rolling maul. We managed to hold them out. They had a massive Pom playing second five who should have just tried to run through those close ones of the ruck, but their lineout getting shaky at that point... Managed to make a nuisance of myself in general and got into a few rucks without a problem. <br />
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No significant injuries. Bruise on the left eye socket and a wonky finger, in addition to sore pecs from a maul landing on me. <br />
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First grade won too, about 21-13 I think after some soft work and poor discipline let in a try off a charge-down late in the game, followed by a yellow card. Held 'em out though... Considering we've been hammering nearly everyone, its a good wake up call for our boys to realise its not just a two-horse race in our Div.<br />
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I'm knackered. I think I would have performed better if<br />
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A) I didn't have a liquid lunch at work on Friday, followed up by a vegemite sandwich for dinner when I got home<br />
<img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> I'd eaten lunch before the game today<br />
C) I wasn't so fucking unfit.<br />
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There you go.
