@Crazy-Horse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 you never pushed out a fart and it wasn't a fart? Me neither.

Just pointing out those kids look pretty old.

I just stopped, thought hard and realised I'm on an internet forum discussing defecating in pools....

What has my life become ?

@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Smudge I always thought those grandparents were shifty. All four of them sharing a bed and all.

Benefit fraudsters too.

@Yeahtheboys said in Aussie Cricket:

@Siam hey bro it could be because they got caught cheating and lost their 2 best players!!

Easy to point the finger from across the ditch but we'd be pretty fucked if KW and Rossco got banned too.

@Nepia said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@taniwharugby This one is far far worse as it implies the Poly kids are happy to stay in a pool with little blonde girl poop in it.

How do you accidentally shit in a pool?

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v India:

I think I love kohli. That cunt cares. Rarely do you see someone that pissed off with themselves for getting out.

Dhoni better find his touch now, he's been a bit shit so far tonight

Jesse Ryder was fucken furious when he got out for 201 against India as I recall. I thought that showed good character.....

Unfortunately he was so furious he hit the bottle and never even got close to those heights again.

@No-Quarter said in Black Caps v India:

@MN5 said in Black Caps v India:

@Siam said in Black Caps v India:

@MN5 bless you

3 quick reasons backing the ordinary bowling line up appraisal?

Got home after a night out and was extremely pissed. I think I thought I was posting in the mid 2000s. It's my only explanation cos I seriously don't remember writing that.

I got the batting part right at least....

Well at least your not stuck in the mid 90s anymore. Progress.

I always will be with music

@Siam said in Black Caps v India:

@MN5 bless you

3 quick reasons backing the ordinary bowling line up appraisal?

Got home after a night out and was extremely pissed. I think I thought I was posting in the mid 2000s. It's my only explanation cos I seriously don't remember writing that.

I got the batting part right at least....

Indians will have a freakishly strong batting lineup....nothing new.

....they'll also have an ordinary bowling line up....nothing new.

Exploit the latter as best you can BCs.

@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Hooroo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

Yes!!! They charged a phone and got some gas! This is TOP TOP news for us kiwis!! Love it!!

Yuss , I’m five minutes from there! On my way

My paperwork can wait too. Let's form a posse and string the cunts up.

Bogans don't do paperwork. Unless it's the dole, the TAB or a court summons

Was referring to my own paperwork but now you mention it i do like me some ACDC and Metallica.

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Hooroo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

Yes!!! They charged a phone and got some gas! This is TOP TOP news for us kiwis!! Love it!!

Yuss , I’m five minutes from there! On my way

My paperwork can wait too. Let's form a posse and string the cunts up.