Grumpy Old Man
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
You’ll need to define “lot of effort”.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
Can relate. Mrs Meldrew has been in Kent looking after elderly parents for the last 2 weeks. Stressful time which she's handled with her usual mix of aplomb, good humour & intelligence.
First words on coming home and dumping suitcase in bedroom "Have you made the bed differently?...
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
Can relate. Mrs Meldrew has been in Kent looking after elderly parents for the last 2 weeks. Stressful time which she's handled with her usual mix of aplomb, good humour & intelligence.
First words on coming home and dumping suitcase in bedroom "Have you made the bed differently?...
Yeah I shoulda checked this with Mrs MN5 before we started seeing eachother.
Needing a man to make a bed with military strictness wasn’t on her tinder profile.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
Needing a man to make a bed with military strictness wasn’t on her tinder profile.
If it were, it would probably scare the shit out of a lot of potential suitors..
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you vacuum before the wife gets home and she asks immediately upon entering "Have you vacuumed?"
People who haven't heard of robot vacuum cleaners
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you vacuum before the wife gets home and she asks immediately upon entering "Have you vacuumed?"
People who haven't heard of robot vacuum cleaners
It would simply change to "Is the Robot broken? Can you check it?"
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
It would simply change to "Is the Robot broken? Can you check it?"
Named ours "George Clooney". That worked.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Some people have such exotic lives. What's a vacuum?
Think Steve Hansen. Brain. RWC 2019 Semi. Sam Cane.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
I have played the break everything that I put in the dishwasher card (no not the maid that I don't have)
Wife no longer no longer lets me put anything in there (dishwasher, you children).
Contender for the Fernies "Most Surreal Post of 2020" Award....
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@Victor-Meldrew I just know you lot too well to leave any innuendo to chance.
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@Victor-Meldrew Using my own Dad jokes on me. Nice work.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.