Grumpy Old Man
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I ride a bike. In lycra.
And I look fucking great in it
the anti-cycling blokes are fucking funny.
Come on, seriously though, can you explain the need for Joe weekend cyclist to have the full tdf kit? Why if you become a cyclist do you all of a sudden need to swap out normal clothes for lycra with sponsor's names everywhere?
I just don't get it. I went for a 30km bike ride while on holiday and apart from not having padded shorts I was pretty damn happy to do it just wearing normal active clothing.
- Baggy shorts catch on the saddle when you stand
- lycra has some padding as you point out for longer rides
- Tops have pockets for pump, phone, spare tire, snacks, so no need for a bag
- The clothes breathe but also help with wind/sweat chill when you're flying down a hill at 60km/hr. A wet tshirt at that pace is fucken cold
- you can unzip a cycling top when too hot
- If you come off, the lycra helps with skin loss
- As I mentioned earlier I look fucken hot in it
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
My tops and shorts have pockets, Greg.
I was wearing breathable boardies when I did my ride and they were perfect, didn't catch.
It doesn't have to have your cock bulging out to be breathable.
But its a whole lot sexier
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
My tops and shorts have pockets, Greg.
I was wearing breathable boardies when I did my ride and they were perfect, didn't catch.
It doesn't have to have your cock bulging out to be breathable.
But its a whole lot sexier
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
My tops and shorts have pockets, Greg.
I was wearing breathable boardies when I did my ride and they were perfect, didn't catch.
It doesn't have to have your cock bulging out to be breathable.
Presumption. Some people don't have bulgy cocks.
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
Indeed. Particularly if they're dangerously overweight. As well meaning as they may be, compliments don't cure diabetes and premature death.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
Indeed. Particularly if they're dangerously overweight. As well meaning as they may be, compliments don't cure diabetes and premature death.
Bro you’re such a pig.
They’re fat and fabulous and they don’t need no man puttin them down !!!
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
If you're reading the comments you're lingering too long on the wrong photos.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
Indeed. Particularly if they're dangerously overweight. As well meaning as they may be, compliments don't cure diabetes and premature death.
Bro you’re such a pig.
They’re fat and fabulous and they don’t need no man puttin them down !!!
And let's not forget the hypocrisy. You can be damn sure they're mocking them in private.
A good mate of mine is obese and his wife isn't far behind. She's desperate to have kids but does SFA to lose the required weight. She has a blog in which she constantly harps on about how stunning and brave she is and how there's nothing wrong with being "curvy". Her friends of course provide the dopamine hits with plenty of likes etc. But the end result is that she will never have kids, is already suffering multiple health problems, and will likely die before she hits 55. It's an absurd situation.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
Indeed. Particularly if they're dangerously overweight. As well meaning as they may be, compliments don't cure diabetes and premature death.
Bro you’re such a pig.
They’re fat and fabulous and they don’t need no man puttin them down !!!
And let's not forget the hypocrisy. You can be damn sure they're mocking them in private.
A good mate of mine is obese and his wife isn't far behind. She's desperate to have kids but does SFA to lose the required weight. She has a blog in which she constantly harps on about how stunning and brave she is and how there's nothing wrong with being "curvy". Her friends of course provide the dopamine hits with plenty of likes etc. But the end result is that she will never have kids, is already suffering multiple health problems, and will likely die before she hits 55. It's an absurd situation.
A good friend would point this out. Report back how you fare.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
Indeed. Particularly if they're dangerously overweight. As well meaning as they may be, compliments don't cure diabetes and premature death.
Bro you’re such a pig.
They’re fat and fabulous and they don’t need no man puttin them down !!!
And let's not forget the hypocrisy. You can be damn sure they're mocking them in private.
A good mate of mine is obese and his wife isn't far behind. She's desperate to have kids but does SFA to lose the required weight. She has a blog in which she constantly harps on about how stunning and brave she is and how there's nothing wrong with being "curvy". Her friends of course provide the dopamine hits with plenty of likes etc. But the end result is that she will never have kids, is already suffering multiple health problems, and will likely die before she hits 55. It's an absurd situation.
Damn right. A bloke is more likely to call another bloke a fluffybunny to his face.
I went out with one chick on Tinder who confided in me that ‘( mutual friend on fb ) is such a fat, ugly bitch’ etc etc all the while commenting online with the sickening heartfelt 100% bullshit we mentioned earlier. ‘Hun you look so hot in that dress’ ‘OMG you’re so beautiful inside and out chick’ Etc etc 🤢
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
Indeed. Particularly if they're dangerously overweight. As well meaning as they may be, compliments don't cure diabetes and premature death.
Bro you’re such a pig.
They’re fat and fabulous and they don’t need no man puttin them down !!!
And let's not forget the hypocrisy. You can be damn sure they're mocking them in private.
A good mate of mine is obese and his wife isn't far behind. She's desperate to have kids but does SFA to lose the required weight. She has a blog in which she constantly harps on about how stunning and brave she is and how there's nothing wrong with being "curvy". Her friends of course provide the dopamine hits with plenty of likes etc. But the end result is that she will never have kids, is already suffering multiple health problems, and will likely die before she hits 55. It's an absurd situation.
A good friend would point this out. Report back how you fare.
And that is the absurdity of the situation. I point this out and said friendship is over.
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This is exactly why chicks get all these lip injections, botox and filler bullshit, all the positive feedback they get on social media. I fucken hate it, they just look stupid and no way do I find that attractive. I think someone referred to it as rich face, they want other woman to know they have the money to get all that work done. Fucken bizarre.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Whilst we are bitching about social standards and acceptance, it's funny how you can tell a person not to smoke but you would be criticised if you told a fat person not to eat that second big mac.
the suggestion that there is personal responsibility involved is hard right wing these days. Just ask Judith.