The embarrassing photo thread



  • thought this deserves a thread of its own, prepare to embarrass yourselves...

    first photo - fat bastard Bart 120kg, second photo - 18 year old Bart placing second in novice bodybuiling competition, wieghing in at 76 kilos....  only 44 kilos difference...



  • Aaaaggghhh I don't know where to look!

    I'm not putting a chubbo one of me up there, that is for sure!



  • Hair changes perspective

    Nice budgie smugglers there Barto



  • Nick, would you like me to put that photoshopped version of you up here? :whistle: :happy:



  • [quote name='Red Bull']
    Nick, would you like me to put that photoshopped version of you up here? :whistle: :happy:
    [/quote]

    😁



  • [quote name='Red Bull']
    Nick, would you like me to put that photoshopped version of you up here? :whistle: :happy:
    [/quote]

    Go for it. Looks nothing like me anyway



  • Photo One.  Pre Body For Life.  May 2006



  • Photo Two.  Post Body For Life.  12 weeks later.



  • Shaving off the beard definitely helped... but lay off the suntan lotion!

    Honest - I'll find some photos of me. I don't think any exist with my shirt off though.... :nta



  • Good idea for a thread. Wish I'd got a photo of myself from my mid uni days when I was tipping the scales at 118kg vs the 100kg that I am now.



  • [quote name='NTA']
    Shaving off the beard definitely helped... [b]but lay off the suntan lotion! [/b]

    Honest - I'll find some photos of me. I don't think any exist with my shirt off though.... :nta
    [/quote]
    You wont believe it but Ive actually heard that one before.  Got the grandparents from the Outer Herbides to thank for the albino hues.



  • [quote name='NTA']
    Shaving off the beard definitely helped... but lay off the suntan lotion!

    Honest - I'll find some photos of me. I don't think any exist with my shirt off though.... :nta
    [/quote]

    Its ok Nick im sure Red Bull can photoshop you a shirtless body



  • RB, I was about to say that the dark-red head/ginge-beard two-tone head plus sow-belly white skin could only come from one place on earth. Forgot about out little offshore colonies.Â

    Disturbingly like my brother, in fact.  :nta :shifty:

    Bart, I presume the tape worm went off to uni shortly after the 18yr old photo?Â



  • yes, the next day I was back to 88 kilos, and trying to play hooker at that weight didn't work, so ended up flanking, and raising to the lofty heights of Valley Bs as a seven, before getting big enough to join the ranks of the tight five again the following season, after doing the weights, but not the dieting.  I followed that bad eating plan for the next 15 years with spectaular results, as can be seen by the other photo  :coolsmiley:



  • Never been north of 93, and I still ended up playing a few games as a Senior Seconds tighthead at 82. Simply because I could and there was an injury run on. Best way to learn technique but fecking fast!Â

    Need to be 79 to sail Lasers and 94 to sail 505s. I need a detachable belly.Â



  • I've got some spare weight if you want it Oirish.

    I had a look through photos encompassing the span of the last 3 years, and can't really find two comparable ones :nta Despite being 15kg lighter now than three years ago, I still look like a funt so not much point posting anything! I'll just keep it here for motivational purposes :whistle:



  • I have a peach of a photo from 2 years ago I think, but not one of me now.



  • [quote name='NTA']
    I've got some spare weight if you want it Oirish.

    I had a look through photos encompassing the span of the last 3 years, and can't really find two comparable ones :nta Despite being 15kg lighter now than three years ago, [b]I still look like a funt so not much point posting anything![/b] I'll just keep it here for motivational purposes :whistle:
    [/quote]

    Never stopped you over the last 21,000 posts...  :whistle:



  • [quote name='Thomond78']
    Never been north of 93, and I still ended up playing a few games as a Senior Seconds tighthead at 82. Simply because I could and there was an injury run on. Best way to learn technique but fecking fast!Â

    Need to be 79 to sail Lasers and 94 to sail 505s. I need a detachable belly. 
    [/quote]
    The heaviest Ive been was 122kgs which I rolled in at about two years after I finished playing rugby and six months before starting BFL.  My playing weight was between 105-110kgs and am finally sitting back around there now.  My goal is to get under the tonne for the first time in about 15 years to make life with my reconstructed cruciates a little smoother.  Luckily my love affair with weights and a great new gym up the road will work to my advantage.  Just need to write DISCIPLINE in bold on the fridge and stay away from all the little treats, (particularly the deep fried variety) that have been my lifelong nemesis.



  • [quote name='Thomond78']
    RB, I was about to say that the dark-red head/ginge-beard two-tone head plus sow-belly white skin could only come from one place on earth. Forgot about out little offshore colonies.Â

    Disturbingly like my brother, in fact.  :nta :shifty:

    [/quote]
    Dont be offended bro, but I probably wont be asking you to write any speeches in my honour or be my perosnal life coach & motivator anytime soon!  Dont call us, we'll call you.  
    You make it sound as if I could slip in undercover in Munster with great ease.


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