Grumpy Old Man
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@Victor-Meldrew I just know you lot too well to leave any innuendo to chance.
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@Victor-Meldrew Using my own Dad jokes on me. Nice work.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
What is a "dating app?"
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
I reckon. Grindr.....um I mean Tinder usually filters out dodgy ones like that
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
What is a "dating app?"
Ask Snowy's dishwasher...
She's busy.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
Can relate. Mrs Meldrew has been in Kent looking after elderly parents for the last 2 weeks. Stressful time which she's handled with her usual mix of aplomb, good humour & intelligence.
First words on coming home and dumping suitcase in bedroom "Have you made the bed differently?...
I think an apt reply would be "No. But the new girlfriend gave me a few ideas."
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
What is a "dating app?"
Radiocarbon.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy.
So is your name (I assume without capitals): really fucken easy, or: fucken easy?
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put 12 cushions on a bed
I call them "women".
Colour me surprised that you see women as mere cushions. Just the ones in the basement?
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@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy.
So is your name (I assume without capitals): really fucken easy, or: fucken easy?
(The second sounds a little Italian, to my ears).Well I apparently do have Italian heritage and did grow up in a village largely settled by Italians...
Honestly it's 5 letters and 99% of the time people spell it wrong.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy.
So is your name (I assume without capitals): really fucken easy, or: fucken easy?
(The second sounds a little Italian, to my ears).Well I apparently do have Italian heritage and did grow up in a village largely settled by Italians...
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Honestly it's 5 letters and 99% of the time people spell it wrong.People think mine is easy to spell right but I’ve had to get business cards reprinted on countless occasions
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
I reckon. Grindr.....um I mean Tinder usually filters out dodgy ones like that
Grindr farts are usually when getting out of bed .... and can be we...
I’m stopping now.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy.
So is your name (I assume without capitals): really fucken easy, or: fucken easy?
(The second sounds a little Italian, to my ears).Well I apparently do have Italian heritage and did grow up in a village largely settled by Italians...
>
Honestly it's 5 letters and 99% of the time people spell it wrong.People think mine is easy to spell right but I’ve had to get business cards reprinted on countless occasions
So many people still not realising number 5 is alive.
