Stupid shit you see on the internet

[Machpants]

If the cut out was off a black guy he would have been full of holes for failing to comply with police instructions to lay down his pillow and get face down on the floor!

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/donald-trumps-america/110988729/us-police-called-on-potential-deranged-person-it-was-actually-a-cardboard-cutout

[JC]

Nature 1 - 0 Morons

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/111058426/czech-man-mauled-to-death-by-his-pet-lion

[Machpants]

Honoured?

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=12210214&ref=rss

[JC]

@Machpants it’s another way of saying “hey, someone overseas knows the name of someone from NZ”

[Machpants]

@JC Maybe 'paid' would be more correct.

[Tim]

[Tim]

[Bones]

@Tim that's Mr Porn to you.

[mariner4life]

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Tim that's Mr Porn to you.

I always thought my dad was Mr Porn

[jegga]

Man threatens to sue magazine for using a photo of him in an article that claims all hipsters look the same.
Turns out the photo wasn’t of him, just another hipster that looked the same

Man Threatens Magazine for Using His Image to Prove ...

Hipster mistakenly claims magazine wrongly used his image to support their argument.

[No Quarter]

@Tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Oh my God the replies to that tweet. It's like people don't even want to be seen as individuals anymore.

[jegga]

@Tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

I doubt I’m the only one wondering what the fuck I spent a decent amount of my teenage years fapping over now.

[Machpants]

@No-Quarter

[jegga]

Mar 5, 2019  /  Women

This Woman Smears Menstrual Blood On Her Face To Combat Period Stigma

Los Angeles-based sex coach Demetra Nyx is reclaiming the power of her period.

[Machpants]

@jegga old news

[Snowy]

@No-Quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Finally!

I was buying some plumbing parts yesterday and thought of this post.

I so wanted to ask the woman behind the counter for a Hansen 20mm menstruator reducing to a 15mm ejacululator,

I restrained myself ,

[Kruse]

@jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

I doubt I’m the only one wondering what the fuck I spent a decent amount of my teenage years fapping over now.

Nope - just reminded me to go find that one great video of her and fap, fap, fap again.

[Bones]

This was smirk inducing.
https://guacamoley.com/they-tried-it/2019/03/09/anti-vaxxer-outdoor-bedroom-clapback/?utm_content=inf_10_3742_2&utm_campaign=GTAK&tse_id=INF_a073a23042b411e9b433ab68d22425b2

[No Quarter]

[Tim]