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    Red Bull
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    cd, only a woman or a homosexual could talk about cats in such a way?! fishing 😁

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    Was not really a 'cat' person until I met my wife.  She had a 'wild' animal for about 6 years before we met, had rescued it as a kitten from the street.  We put her down two weeks before Christmas aged 15.  She was not the most sociable of cats, hated everyone except me, the wife and the father in law (he has a farm and has ways with animals (and he is an australian)).<br />
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    After Christmas, our local yacht owner (vet) mentioned that they had kittens in, would we like to see them.  We're off to NZ for 2 weeks in a week, so sorry, can't.  Don't worry, come up, if you like any, take them home, see how they fit in and then bring them back and we'll look after them for the cost of their food.<br />
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    Since we thought our 'dead' cat had single child syndrome, we decided to get two of them ... they can play and keep each other company ...<br />
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    I can  post photos if you like and you'll realise how adorable they can be.<br />
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    Around my place we have those disgusting myna birds - have told them they are free to kill as many of them as they like, Lorikeets - off limits, kooka's - off limits, magpies, crows, cockortwos etc.  They are locked inside at night and will be as they get older.  During daylight hours, the birds are too crafty for the two of them.<br />
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    Although, yesterday, was working at home and the wife intercepted one of them before it was to bring in the tail section of some bird.  From the looks, something else had done the damage and one of the two had claimed some spoils of war!

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    Cats are shithouse horrible creatures.  You can't do anything with them & they dont give a fuck about you.

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    Red Bull
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    [quote name='cd_wilson']<br />
    I can  post photos if you like and you'll realise how adorable they can be. [/quote]<br />
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    No. Thanks.<br />
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    [quote name='cd_wilson']cockortwos etc [/quote]<br />
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    you're joking with the spelling, right? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> <br />
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    [quote name='cd_wilson'] Although, yesterday, was working at home and the wife intercepted one of them before it was to bring in the tail section of some bird.   From the looks, something else had done the damage and one of the two had claimed some spoils of war! [/quote]<br />
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    Bullshit, cd and you know it. Cats are capable of all kinds of cruelty to other animals. Your beloved pussys have lulled you into thinking that they are too cute and loveable to do anything untoward. Even kittens are killing machines....I've seen it happen....we used to own a cat when I was a youngster, and it even tried to kill me.

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    Cats = python food.

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    cd_wilson
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    [quote name='Red Bull']<br />
    [quote name='"cd_wilson":2p8y5ilh']cockortwos etc [/quote]<br />
    you're joking with the spelling, right? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />[/quote:2p8y5ilh]<br />
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    Yes<br />
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    It's those noisy bloody white yellow crested cockatoos

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    [quote name='Red Bull']<br />
    I was thinking as I read that article: how do you exercise a cat anyway? You can't really take it for a walk, or it'll cruise off looking for an endangered species of bird to kill. Not eat, mind you.... just kill.  If you attached the cat to a leash, it'll go fucking nuts and rip your skin to pieces. <br />
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    Actually I devised a fool proof method for this RB:<br />
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    1. Put on thick leather gloves<br />
    2. Attach leash to cat<br />
    3. Attach car to leash<br />
    4. Insert key into igniti... :neutral:<br />
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      What? WHAT?<br />
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      <br />
      :twisted:
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    Miller V Jackson
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    Emma loves cats.

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    Red Bull
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    <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> why does this not surprise me? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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    Emma, it's not going to make you any more desirable to women, so you can drop the facade.

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    [quote name='Miller V Jackson']<br />
    Emma loves cats. <br />
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    NTA loves pussy too, but not the feral ones with claws (no I wouldn't ask either :shifty:)

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    [quote name='Red Bull']<br />
    Emma, it's not going to make you any more desirable to women, so you can drop the facade. <br />
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    <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> Probably less. But I don't apologise for finding talking about dogs and cars boring. I have always liked cats.

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    A-HEM!!!!!!

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    Our two went to the the vet to be desexed yesterday.<br />
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    Told us they were overweight ...<br />
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    :embarassed:

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    Cats are smarter than dogs <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /><br />
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    Trained one to fetch once, it must as stupid as a dog to enjoy doing that. You exercise a cat by letting it go out at night and hunt.

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    [quote name='Kirwan']<br />
    Cats are smarter than dogs <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /><br />
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    Yeah, but they're fluffybunnies with it <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

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