Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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@mariner4life well I'm not honey, far too spicy to be honey.
Quick run!
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@r-l said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@Snowy this isn't what it looks like, your uniform is the only one for me...
And there I was getting all jealous. All is forgiven now about your interlude with the shirtless gay volleyballers.
I quite like the idea of these speed awareness courses that you all seem to have done. I assume they show you how to go faster and not get caught?
Planes are definitely the answer there. Boats are O.K but I did get stopped by a harbour master a year or so back. I didn't agree with him that I was still in the 5kt zone and asked if he was bored with Roger the cabin boy and had nothing else to do. I probably went too far with a comment about Seaman Stains (seagull shit) on his boat after the Roger comment.
TBF he wasn't a Dale (that could become a thing), had a sense of humour, and knew his Captain Pugwash references.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I quite like the idea of these speed awareness courses that you all seem to have done. I assume they show you how to go faster and not get caught?
I'm a speed awareness virgin, it will be my first time. And no they want you to go slower, not faster..
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@r-l said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
And no they want you to go slower, not faster.
oh fuck not this again
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@r-l said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I quite like the idea of these speed awareness courses that you all seem to have done. I assume they show you how to go faster and not get caught?
I'm a speed awareness virgin, it will be my first time. And no they want you to go slower, not faster..
A time and place for the correct speed for sure.
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy oh how the chaps and i at the Country Club laughed at that over a brandy
You didn't like the names in Pugwash? Apparently it was all bullshit anyway and the show was before my time.
It was the pub, and a beer, and a chuckle at the look on his face, but you go girl.
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@r-l said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy there is 100% going to be a Netflix documentary on you in a few years time...
I'll be sure to wear my uniform for you.
More this:
I like the anonymity of that.
Than this, hopefully:
There's one for you too:
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@r-l said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy there is 100% going to be a Netflix documentary on you in a few years time...
I'll be sure to wear my uniform for you.
More this:
I like the anonymity of that.
That's just a cheap black suit with fake gold plastic bling, the stripes don't even go all the way around the sleeve!
Not that the RAF officer's No 1 uniform is anything but crappy
That's why you wore flying ovies as much as possible
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@machpants said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
That's why you wore flying ovies as much as possible
I have know idea what they are?
Life is difficult under my rock when you guys throw this stuff at me.
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Those look like an overdressed bus driver. No gravitas if it doesn't have braid and medals.
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@antipodean haha, in the UK you almost only get medals if you're being shot at. I've got a grand total of three!
Unless you're royalty, obviously
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@machpants said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
That's why you wore flying ovies as much as possible
I have know idea what they are?
Life is difficult under my rock when you guys throw this stuff at me.
flying (c)overalls, or flight suit if you're a yank.
Who knew they let 13 year old fly jets in the RAF!
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@machpants said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@antipodean haha, in the UK you almost only get medals if you're being shot at. I've got a grand total of three!
Unless you're royalty, obviously
Yes, they're not in the habit of letting those who actually do the work wear orders of chivalry. Terribly embarrassing when they use the wrong cutlery.
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Well this thread's gone to shit in the last few hours 👍
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@delicatessen said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Well this thread's gone to shit in the last few hours 👍
Normally happens in minutes, a new record.
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@delicatessen said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Well this thread's gone to shit in the last few hours 👍
To shit? It's got Idi Amin ffs.
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin, most amazin' man, there's ever been.
He's the general, the president, the king of the scene. -
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@r-l said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
And no they want you to go slower, not faster.
oh fuck not this again
you tried bro