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    Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman

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    • Crucial
      Crucial last edited by Duluth

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      Shall we restore Carisbrook for this one? Yes we will.
      Scarfies are ready with their couches and lighters. Some accountants have travelled from Nelson with contracts at the ready.

      Old school vs the new boys

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      • mariner4life
        mariner4life last edited by

        Otago by a thousand

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        • Crucial
          Crucial @mariner4life last edited by

          @mariner4life said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

          Otago by a thousand

          Dollars?

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          • Bovidae
            Bovidae last edited by

            So I can now say to @Chris-B that Tasman could have selected Loe. He played for Canterbury-> Marlborough-> Waikato -> Canterbury.

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            • Crucial
              Crucial @Bovidae last edited by

              @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

              So I can now say to @Chris-B that Tasman could have selected Loe. He played for Canterbury-> Marlborough-> Waikato -> Canterbury.

              I did spot that one in your team (among all the other poaches) but kept quiet.

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              • Chris B.
                Chris B. @Bovidae last edited by Chris B.

                @Bovidae Actually, I probably should have remembered that, since one of my friends worked for the same stock firm as Richard and moved into the company house in Seddon when Richard moved on! πŸ™‚

                However, we have future great Lomax - and I was similarly keeping quiet about Hames to the Boppers!

                There might be a couple of other Marlborough-ites that I've missed.

                However, given the great boost I've given to Tasman's popularity on this board, I suspect we could field Jesus in our team and still not get a vote! πŸ™‚

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                • Bovidae
                  Bovidae @Crucial last edited by

                  @Crucial I would argue that Robinson is a Taranaki poach as he is from Thames Valley.

                  @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

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                  • Crucial
                    Crucial @Bovidae last edited by

                    @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                    @Crucial I would argue that Robinson is a Taranaki poach as he is from Thames Valley.

                    @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

                    You just lost your poaches because you picked them up after they played elsewhere. First game first class is the ruling.

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                    • Bovidae
                      Bovidae @Crucial last edited by

                      @Crucial Remember I suggested that change so was fully aware of the consequence. πŸ™‚

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                      • Crucial
                        Crucial @Bovidae last edited by

                        @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                        @Crucial Remember I suggested that change so was fully aware of the consequence. πŸ™‚

                        There is no consequence. Waikato is not Thames Valley and vice-versa.

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                        • Chris B.
                          Chris B. @Bovidae last edited by

                          @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                          @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

                          So was Dan Carter.

                          Crucial might try to disagree, but Honour would be laying down the law (they called their firstborn "Mako") and Dan knows which side his bread is buttered! πŸ™‚

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                          • Crucial
                            Crucial @Chris B. last edited by

                            @Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                            @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                            @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

                            So was Dan Carter.

                            Crucial might try to disagree, but Honour would be laying down the law (they called their firstborn "Mako") and Dan knows which side his bread is buttered! πŸ™‚

                            They’ve been married for ages. The blowjobs stopped a long time ago.

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                            • Chris B.
                              Chris B. @Crucial last edited by

                              @Crucial Leon had four decent first five options and Razor only had one.

                              But, somehow Danny ended up at the Blues.

                              "Just STFU Daniel. You're playing for Leon!" πŸ™‚

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                              • Crucial
                                Crucial @Chris B. last edited by

                                @Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                                @Crucial Leon had four decent first five options and Razor only had one.

                                But, somehow Danny ended up at the Blues.

                                "Just STFU Daniel. You're playing for Leon!" πŸ™‚

                                Or rather 'not playing for the Blues'

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                                • Nepia
                                  Nepia last edited by

                                  Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

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                                  • Crucial
                                    Crucial @Nepia last edited by

                                    @Nepia said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                                    Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

                                    Yes it can. I can PM a bank account number.

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                                    • Chris B.
                                      Chris B. @Nepia last edited by

                                      @Nepia said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                                      Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

                                      Someone has obviously paid 21 other feckers to vote for Otago! πŸ™‚

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                                      • shark
                                        shark last edited by shark

                                        Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

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                                        • Nepia
                                          Nepia @shark last edited by

                                          @shark said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                                          Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

                                          Cooke and Timu walk off the field to eat pies and lament the fact they weren't selected in the Magpies team.

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                                          • Chris B.
                                            Chris B. @shark last edited by Chris B.

                                            @shark said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                                            Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

                                            Ellis is an 82kg midget, marking 105kg Kieron Fonotia.

                                            He's going to get ploughed deeper into the dirt than Fonotia ploughed the teenaged Jack Goodhue in 2014!

                                            Jamie is from Marlborough originally, so he's going to come out looking for red! πŸ™‚

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                                            • shark
                                              shark last edited by

                                              Fonitia is a lumbering clod who Ellis could circle and it'd be considered an orbit. I think six tries is a touch conservative.

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                                              • mariner4life
                                                mariner4life last edited by

                                                How did @Chris-B vote twice?

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                                                • Snowy
                                                  Snowy @mariner4life last edited by

                                                  @mariner4life said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman:

                                                  How did @Chris-B vote twice?

                                                  Cash.

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