Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman

[Bovidae]

@Crucial Remember I suggested that change so was fully aware of the consequence.

[Crucial]

@Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

@Crucial Remember I suggested that change so was fully aware of the consequence.

There is no consequence. Waikato is not Thames Valley and vice-versa.

[Chris B.]

@Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

@Chris-B David Hill was an option.

So was Dan Carter.

Crucial might try to disagree, but Honour would be laying down the law (they called their firstborn "Mako") and Dan knows which side his bread is buttered!

[Crucial]

@Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

@Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

@Chris-B David Hill was an option.

So was Dan Carter.

Crucial might try to disagree, but Honour would be laying down the law (they called their firstborn "Mako") and Dan knows which side his bread is buttered!

They’ve been married for ages. The blowjobs stopped a long time ago.

[Chris B.]

@Crucial Leon had four decent first five options and Razor only had one.

But, somehow Danny ended up at the Blues.

"Just STFU Daniel. You're playing for Leon!"

[Crucial]

@Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

@Crucial Leon had four decent first five options and Razor only had one.

But, somehow Danny ended up at the Blues.

"Just STFU Daniel. You're playing for Leon!"

Or rather 'not playing for the Blues'

[Nepia]

Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

[Crucial]

@Nepia said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

Yes it can. I can PM a bank account number.

[Chris B.]

@Nepia said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

Someone has obviously paid 21 other feckers to vote for Otago!

[shark]

Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

[Nepia]

@shark said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

Cooke and Timu walk off the field to eat pies and lament the fact they weren't selected in the Magpies team.

[Chris B.]

@shark said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

Ellis is an 82kg midget, marking 105kg Kieron Fonotia.

He's going to get ploughed deeper into the dirt than Fonotia ploughed the teenaged Jack Goodhue in 2014!

Jamie is from Marlborough originally, so he's going to come out looking for red!

[shark]

Fonitia is a lumbering clod who Ellis could circle and it'd be considered an orbit. I think six tries is a touch conservative.

[mariner4life]

How did @Chris-B vote twice?

[Snowy]

@mariner4life said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

How did @Chris-B vote twice?

Cash.