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@dogmeat said in NZ Politics:
First time I was amused that they were so anal about weighing every passenger and their luggage to make sure everything would work but ignored the fucking great dane that flew on its owners lap.
That would be because one of their incidents was a centre of gravity issue. Incorrectly loaded plane that the pilot couldn't get airborne. The great dane is different - but I think that has been addressed as well after they read your post
"Traveler Alert: Notice to Travelers with Dogs
All dogs travelling to/from Auckland Airport must be carried in an Airline Transport compliant cage/crate
Barrier Air will have a limited number of cages available for hire starting at $25.00 each way.I looked at their website to see if they had actually got rid of the Islanders (planes not people) and saw that.
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@taniwharugby said in NZ Politics:
@dogmeat did you not know @Snowy had a Great Dane and would often take it flying?
Used to take a mate's Jack Russel flying and discovered that with some negative G you could get the dog to hover and could move the aeroplane around him. He got a bit sick of floating around while we took the piss out of him and hid under the seat. He still loved flying though.
Um, so back to NZ politics and regional airports...
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Fuck. I'm flying QANTAS back to Brisbane ...
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12057864
( @ploughboy ... )
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@ploughboy said in NZ Politics:
i wonder why i dont like flying.you guys arnt making it any easier
I refer you here:
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@taniwharugby said in NZ Politics:
@booboo probability and all, you'll be sweet
These things go in threes don't they?
Cabin crew used to sit pilots next to nervous flyers to reassure them - then they realised that we all have the same sense of humour as Monty Python. It didn't really work out.
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Don't worry @booboo QANTAS have never had a serious crash* Or that's what their marketing would have you believe The fact that at least once it would have been cheaper to write off the airframe than repair it is glossed over in the interests of that impeccable safety record**
- At least no one's ever died.
**You're pretty much OK with Qantas once you get in the air but be very concerned while they're taxi-ing. Either the wheels drop off or the pilot takes a short cut to the golf course
- At least no one's ever died.
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@dogmeat Heard a story not long after the BKK incident. ATC asked a Qantas flight going in to SYD if they could accept runway 25 (much shorter). The pilot declined. Someone came on back on the radio and said "you'll be fine, there's a golf course at the end of it".
Apparently that BKK airframe is known as "the dog". Should never have been repaired.
I'm probably not helping with the fear of flying thing. Stop leading me on @dogmeat
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When I visited Lukla in the early 1990s part of the perimeter wall was made of a broken aeroplane wing, which someone had painted "Welcome to Lukla" on.
We didn't get to fly out because the weather was crap for 3 days while we were there and we ended up about 200th on the list of people who hadn't pre-purchased tickets.
The videos don't really do justice to quite how steep the runway is - once you've started down you're pretty much committed!
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@dogmeat said in NZ Politics:
Don't worry @booboo QANTAS have never had a serious crash* Or that's what their marketing would have you believe The fact that at least once it would have been cheaper to write off the airframe than repair it is glossed over in the interests of that impeccable safety record**
- At least no one's ever died.
**You're pretty much OK with Qantas once you get in the air but be very concerned while they're taxi-ing. Either the wheels drop off or the pilot takes a short cut to the golf course
I worked with a bloke in London involved in aircraft maintenance for a while he had a very very bad opinion of Qantas with similar reasoning to this. I'd never fly with them and not just for political reasons.
- At least no one's ever died.
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I haven't flown Qantas since I had a two hour stop over in Townsville when travelling down from Cairns. After about 30 minutes of waiting inside the transit area my mate and I decided to grab a coffee from the cafe in the check in/bag check area. As we were drinking our coffees we noticed one single bag going round and round on the baggage carousel. After about 15 minutes I realised it was mine. So I went over and picked it up and took it to the check in counter and explained that it was checked through to Brisbane.
Rather than being apologetic for leaving my bag to go round and round for 45 minutes the check in guy started getting stuck in to me saying I should have left it on the carousel. He called over his manager who then condescendingly told me they'll put my bag on the place this one time even though I should have left it on the carousel.
A complaint to the airline for this treatment received an email reply that said jack shit.
I haven't flown them since and let my employers know I'd rather fly with Virgin and they're generally happy to do that.
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@taniwharugby said in NZ Politics:
@nepia Aussies, no surprises there!
The annoying check in guy was an islander, even calling him bro didn't help me.
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@antipodean said in NZ Politics:
@dogmeat QANTAS are fine, Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services Ltd on the other hand. Plenty of bits strewn across the north of Australia.
I was always told that the acronym is "Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards".
Just like that I have no doubt offended a gender and a profession. It was so much easier when I was a kid (probably not allowed to say that word either, sorry).
I might have even introduced politics to this thread again.
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