Parenting
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@Catogrande this is true, she was sleeping like an angel and I just felt like a witch.
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@taniwharugby she's probably wondering why she's still stuck with you then.. 😂
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@R-L oh I know why she is stuck with me, they are 14 and 11 years old!
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Having a husband must be worse... look at all of us.
My wife is a massive fail as far as raising a child to a mature, responsible adult goes, but I do blame her for all of my faults.
Is that because you were unaware of them until she mentioned them?
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Having a husband must be worse... look at all of us.
My wife is a massive fail as far as raising a child to a mature, responsible adult goes, but I do blame her for all of my faults.
Is that because you were unaware of them until she mentioned them?
Well she certainly reminds me of them a lot.
I didn't have any until I met her though, so still her fault.
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Ha haaa
The wife and I were day drinking. The wife and i got amorous before the kids went to bed. The door lock failed.
Fuck
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@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Ha haaa
The wife and I were day drinking. The wife and i got amorous before the kids went to bed. The door lock failed.
Fuck
As in that’s what you said, or that’s what you were doing?
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Ha haaa
The wife and I were day drinking. The wife and i got amorous before the kids went to bed. The door lock failed.
Fuck
Similar thing happened to us in the weekend, blankets were pulled up and I was ‘asleep’.. not sure if that’s a reflection of my skills or simply the best excuse to use.
Our kids are still young so not so hard (the excuse not me) to do. -
haha we have been making a bit of a thing about it with the kids lately, telling them if the door is shut, it means its 'business time' and with them at almost 15 and almost 12, they know what we mean...anytime TR Jnr is mouthing off, I tell him that the door will be shut tonight, and he stops and gives me a look! So much fun messing with your kids!
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@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
It’s even more awkward when it’s her kid that catches you....
So I’m told.
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
And the wife.
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
And the wife.
hungover
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
Was superb timing by your son, such a small window of time to catch you in the act, what 4 or 5 mins??
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
Was superb timing by your son, such a small window of time to catch you in the act, what 4 or 5 mins??
That's a shitload of foreplay. What a considerate lover he is.