Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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Lets remake Star Wars with a Prince Lee
Replace Una Thurman with The Groom
Ripley with Richard
Earl Brockovich
Jo with Joe in Little MenThink of the fun Romeo and Jules could get up to.....
and of course Outrageous Fortune could only be improved with Errol West as the lead
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12269301
I feel like this is possibly a subtle dig at all the England "fans" they've used that are clearly Welsh, Scottish, etc. Please be that.
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@jegga I feel so much stupider having read that. NZ is a backdrop, it's not 'NZ' so it makes no sense whatsoever to have a kuia with moko. If RM is so desperate to see more of this on screen, she could of course get together with some of her creative pals and develop a script of some Maori myths and legends, or books written by Maori authors. On a side note, there are plenty of fantasy series with witches and wise women and female warriors etc. Again, why not push for that being made instead of fucking with Tolkein. On a second side note, several of the comments said this series is set before the time of the wizards, so 'Gandalf' isn't even in it.
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga I feel so much stupider having read that. NZ is a backdrop, it's not 'NZ' so it makes no sense whatsoever to have a kuia with moko. If RM is so desperate to see more of this on screen, she could of course get together with some of her creative pals and develop a script of some Maori myths and legends, or books written by Maori authors. On a side note, there are plenty of fantasy series with witches and wise women and female warriors etc. Again, why not push for that being made instead of fucking with Tolkein. On a second side note, several of the comments said this series is set before the time of the wizards, so 'Gandalf' isn't even in it.
Yeah but what about the brutality of the uterus?
I have a suggestion for the next step of her white saviour complex. Should do wonders for her acting career too.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga I feel so much stupider having read that. NZ is a backdrop, it's not 'NZ' so it makes no sense whatsoever to have a kuia with moko. If RM is so desperate to see more of this on screen, she could of course get together with some of her creative pals and develop a script of some Maori myths and legends, or books written by Maori authors. On a side note, there are plenty of fantasy series with witches and wise women and female warriors etc. Again, why not push for that being made instead of fucking with Tolkein. On a second side note, several of the comments said this series is set before the time of the wizards, so 'Gandalf' isn't even in it.
Yeah but what about the brutality of the uterus?
Just to help others.....best not to google that one.
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@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga I feel so much stupider having read that. NZ is a backdrop, it's not 'NZ' so it makes no sense whatsoever to have a kuia with moko. If RM is so desperate to see more of this on screen, she could of course get together with some of her creative pals and develop a script of some Maori myths and legends, or books written by Maori authors. On a side note, there are plenty of fantasy series with witches and wise women and female warriors etc. Again, why not push for that being made instead of fucking with Tolkein. On a second side note, several of the comments said this series is set before the time of the wizards, so 'Gandalf' isn't even in it.
Yeah but what about the brutality of the uterus?
Just to help others.....best not to google that one.
Were the results worse than lemonparty or blue waffle?
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga I feel so much stupider having read that. NZ is a backdrop, it's not 'NZ' so it makes no sense whatsoever to have a kuia with moko. If RM is so desperate to see more of this on screen, she could of course get together with some of her creative pals and develop a script of some Maori myths and legends, or books written by Maori authors. On a side note, there are plenty of fantasy series with witches and wise women and female warriors etc. Again, why not push for that being made instead of fucking with Tolkein. On a second side note, several of the comments said this series is set before the time of the wizards, so 'Gandalf' isn't even in it.
Yeah but what about the brutality of the uterus?
Just to help others.....best not to google that one.
Were the results worse than lemonparty or blue waffle?
I'll let you know once my friend lets me know.
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So, headline on the NZ Herald web page:
"Chris Rattue: The Steve Hansen aura - he's our greatest All Black coach by a stretch"
Blokes's opinion seems to change with the weather. Doesn't seem that long ago he wanted him dumped as he was out of ideas/lost the dressing room ...
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@booboo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
So, headline on the NZ Herald web page:
"Chris Rattue: The Steve Hansen aura - he's our greatest All Black coach by a stretch"
Blokes's opinion seems to change with the weather. Doesn't seem that long ago he wanted him dumped as he was out of ideas/lost the dressing room ...
Wanting to stay in a job he is trying to run with the prevailing opinion. I am sure he'll be ready to turn on him at a moment's notice
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This sort of news related and proof that I have spent far too much time on this site.
I was watching the weather forecast on TB the other night and it was going to get cold. It did. The presenter then said that it was too early to put the fluffy bunny slippers away.
I sniggered, wife asked why- reply- "nothing darling".I then had to leave the room as I had visions of opening the front door to someone with vaginas on my feet. Thanks fluffybunnies.
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@Snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
This sort of news related and proof that I have spent far too much time on this site.
I was watching the weather forecast on TB the other night and it was going to get cold. It did. The presenter then said that it was too early to put the fluffy bunny slippers away.
I sniggered, wife asked why- reply- "nothing darling".I then had to leave the room as I had visions of opening the front door to someone with vaginas on my feet. Thanks fluffybunnies.
They might be tsf lurkers?
Also, you're making your skin suit wrong.
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not going to lie, i've seen videos of people using vaginas as slippers.
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@mariner4life you spelt made wrong.
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@Snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
This sort of news related and proof that I have spent far too much time on this site.
I was watching the weather forecast on TB the other night and it was going to get cold. It did. The presenter then said that it was too early to put the fluffy bunny slippers away.
I sniggered, wife asked why- reply- "nothing darling".I then had to leave the room as I had visions of opening the front door to someone with vaginas on my feet. Thanks fluffybunnies.