Grumpy Old Man
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 Wife was in post office, some old grumpy fuck in front of line yelling "I can't hear my phone when it rings, you need to fix it."
That could have been any number of us.
We usually just shout on here but a post office works too.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 Wife was in post office, some old grumpy fuck in front of line yelling "I can't hear my phone when it rings, you need to fix it."
That could have been any number of us.
We usually just shout on here but a post office works too.
I went full on grumpy old man when I had to renew my drivers license and the machine to test eyesight failed me. Now, I'm blind as a bat ordinarily but with contacts on I'm 20/20. Anyway, in order to sort things I needed to have an optometrist certificate which cost $30 or so ( the moths flew out of this scotsmans wallet to pay that )
I shoulda googled this article
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/101113504/optometrist-debunks-drivers-licence-eye-screening-machine
But I needed it sorted quickly so what was I to do ?
Fucken revenue gathering fluffybunnies
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 Wife was in post office, some old grumpy fuck in front of line yelling "I can't hear my phone when it rings, you need to fix it."
Best one I overheard was an old guy being asked how he has his tea, turns to his wife 'Agnes, how do I take my tea?'
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This article.
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@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
Oh that's good.
Phrasing.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
Oh that's good.
Phrasing.
What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
Oh that's good.
Phrasing.
What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self
I'm weird? You're the one dropping Italian suppositories.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
Oh that's good.
Phrasing.
What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self
I'm weird? You're the one dropping Italian suppositories.
You are weird but in a lovely way, most of the time. No innuendos from me, honestly, I must be slow this morning.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
Oh that's good.
Phrasing.
What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self
Read back the bit that says “I like a man that can eat” but imagine having @Bones ’s double entendre gene...
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Virgil You're not fat...
Neither. I’m quite triggered by the implication
That could read as fat and/or unfunny.
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Back to the thread topic: John Kirwan giving advice to rugby coaches. On tv. Or anywhere.
