Grumpy Old Man
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i love goat. makes the best currys
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
i love goat. makes the best currys
I was just about to high five and open up. And then the second sentence.
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@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
My recent posting has highlighted I should add the Canes and the Warriors as they’re making me grumpy as fuck at the moment.
If anything sport has made me less grumpy the older I get. Years of Black Caps Cricket and Scottish Rugby do that to a person
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
My recent posting has highlighted I should add the Canes and the Warriors as they’re making me grumpy as fuck at the moment.
If anything sport has made me less grumpy the older I get. Years of Black Caps Cricket and Scottish Rugby do that to a person
Oh, the Magpies and ABs generally have me happy.
It's not actually the ability of the teams that annoy me, it's the selectorial policies.
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Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
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@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass. -
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
EDIT: Oh, you said "...too". It was somebody else. Cool. Sorry. Stand down. All's cool. -
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
And not wear a flat cap that makes you look close to retirement.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
And not wear a flat cap that makes you look close to retirement.
Na, anyone who wears those either stole it or has a few good yarns. There were loads of them round the concourse.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
And not wear a flat cap that makes you look close to retirement.
Na, anyone who wears those either stole it or has a few good yarns. There were loads of them round the concourse.
I hope they didn't steal it off a child. It was either that or Zinzan Brooke looks heaps different these days.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
And not wear a flat cap that makes you look close to retirement.
Na, anyone who wears those either stole it or has a few good yarns. There were loads of them round the concourse.
I hope they didn't steal it off a child. It was either that or Zinzan Brooke looks heaps different these days.
As if a cheese cutter would settle on that melon. You’d need to stitch a couple together
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