Grumpy Old Man
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass. -
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
EDIT: Oh, you said "...too". It was somebody else. Cool. Sorry. Stand down. All's cool. -
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
And not wear a flat cap that makes you look close to retirement.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
And not wear a flat cap that makes you look close to retirement.
Na, anyone who wears those either stole it or has a few good yarns. There were loads of them round the concourse.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
And not wear a flat cap that makes you look close to retirement.
Na, anyone who wears those either stole it or has a few good yarns. There were loads of them round the concourse.
I hope they didn't steal it off a child. It was either that or Zinzan Brooke looks heaps different these days.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
yeah - what I was trying to do... if all the other fluffy-bunnies weren't in the road.
In general, this brings me back to my contribution to the previous incarnation of this thread...
"People. Just... people"
Although tonight, the cute barmaid from a local bar who was working at a stall, and gave me a free beer... I'm willing to give some a pass.The one who said I was in my early 30s gets a pass mark too
You keep your dirty filthy fuckin hands off my future girlfriend.
The trick is to walk nice and casual.....and to drink with a bunch of blokes who are really grey.
And not wear a flat cap that makes you look close to retirement.
Na, anyone who wears those either stole it or has a few good yarns. There were loads of them round the concourse.
I hope they didn't steal it off a child. It was either that or Zinzan Brooke looks heaps different these days.
As if a cheese cutter would settle on that melon. You’d need to stitch a couple together
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I was reminded of this by a meme that was posted a couple of days ago - females that don't say what they want. Just fucking tell me, I am not a mind reader!
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
I was reminded of this by a meme that was posted a couple of days ago - females that don't say what they want. Just fucking tell me, I am not a mind reader!
Mrs Mariner is impossible to buy for. Two reasons:
She's fussy as fuck
She buys everything she wants.It's got to the point where she just buys shit and gives it to me to wrap. Or sends me the link
Fucking brilliant.
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my problem is more she asks what i want, and i literally can't think of anything.
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@mariner4life or you know you aint gonna get it....
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life or you know you aint gonna get it....
i get what i need
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@mariner4life whoosh?
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
I was reminded of this by a meme that was posted a couple of days ago - females that don't say what they want. Just fucking tell me, I am not a mind reader!
Mrs Mariner is impossible to buy for. Two reasons:
She's fussy as fuck
She buys everything she wants.It's got to the point where she just buys shit and gives it to me to wrap. Or sends me the link
Fucking brilliant.
We don't but gifts for each other at all, for any occasion. It's great.
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@mariner4life fair call, some people never learn the difference between need and want
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
I was reminded of this by a meme that was posted a couple of days ago - females that don't say what they want. Just fucking tell me, I am not a mind reader!
I'm a great gift purchaser. I'm near impossible to purchase for. It's so bad that my wife has selected some awesome presents only to second guess herself. I tell her it's easier to let me go through my process of longing, research, procrastination, inevitable purchase and severe buyers remorse. Easier for all involved.
