Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga You upvoted Nepia's post, which implied that you didn't understand that I was wasn't talking about planes.
Hey, don't try and steal my upvotes - I'm not on Facebook so it's how I feel fulfilled on a day to day basis.
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@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga You upvoted Nepia's post, which implied that you didn't understand that I was wasn't talking about planes.
Hey, don't try and steal my upvotes - I'm not on Facebook so it's how I feel fulfilled on a day to day basis.
That actually made me LOL. I'm not on facebook either so it is tough to find the love.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
I saw her first bro.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
do you get her to hold your cock and then aim for turbulence?
Fuck your drinks passengers, I'm getting a jerky handjob
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
I saw her first bro.
Yeah alright.
I guess those are the rules, and my wife won't like it, and pilot girl is someone half my age, on the internet, and young women are generally stupid and self absorbed, and you probably deserve a chick with crazy eyes.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
I saw her first bro.
Yeah alright.
I guess those are the rules, and my wife won't like it, and pilot girl is someone half my age, on the internet, and young women are generally stupid and self absorbed, and you probably deserve a chick with crazy eyes.
all pertinent points right up to the point she starts unbuttoning her shirt...
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
do you get her to hold your cock and then aim for turbulence?
Fuck your drinks passengers, I'm getting a jerky handjob
As for this - it's a job. Hand or blow is fine.
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
do you get her to hold your cock and then aim for turbulence?
Fuck your drinks passengers, I'm getting a jerky handjob
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
do you get her to hold your cock and then aim for turbulence?
Fuck your drinks passengers, I'm getting a jerky handjob
What the fuck did I just watch? Can someone ban jegga? Or me?
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I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
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@sapetyvi said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
do you get her to hold your cock and then aim for turbulence?
Fuck your drinks passengers, I'm getting a jerky handjob
What the fuck did I just watch? Can someone ban jegga? Or me?
Considering it for not having seen Airplane.
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@sapetyvi said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
What the fuck did I just watch? Can someone ban jegga? Or me?
She is "engaging" the autopilot (normally called George). It is always done like that. (Scene from Flying High or Airplane movie - the title depends on where you are from). You can't just get banned around here by asking either.
@Catogrande Makes crazy eyes pilot girl look positively sane and the ghost fucker isn't as hot.
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@kirwan said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Considering it for not having seen Airplane.
The banning thing seems to be easier than I thought - and I agree with Kirwan - compulsory viewing.
"Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up sniffing glue" is one of my favourite quotes to use in front of nervous flyers.
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This is one of the funniest anti-PC, cultural appropriating, triggering, parodies you'll ever see....
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@kirwan said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@sapetyvi said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
do you get her to hold your cock and then aim for turbulence?
Fuck your drinks passengers, I'm getting a jerky handjob
What the fuck did I just watch? Can someone ban jegga? Or me?
Considering it for not having seen Airplane.
It needs a stern warning as a bare minimum. Flying High is a work of genius.
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@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
I’ve mentioned before my ex was believed in ghosts and dragged me along to a seminar about them . The host asked if anyone in the audience had seen a ghost and a guy I in a chiefs jersey I remembered pulling into the car park in a Subaru with a counties sticker on the rear window stood up and said he had. The host asked what happened and he said
“ I had sex with them”
“You had sex with them?”
“Yeah at least 20 of them “
“Please come up to the stage and tell us what sex with a ghost is like”
“ um ghost?.....,I thought you said goat”.