Movie review thread...
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@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Life, wft, shouldve called the fucken thing Death.
Total Alien ripoff here. Just look at the cover. You hardly even need to watch the fucken thing, it's all telegraphed right there. Why bother making exactly the same fucken movie again? Haven't these brainiac astronaut scientist fuckwits seen Alien? The major motion picture? FFS, if you've got a
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microscopic petris dish with a little martian microbe fluffybunny dancing around in it you don't give it a cuddle and yammer on with the "oh isn't it cute" bullshit when OBVIOUSLY within minutes the fucking thing will be a space Kraken motherfucker from hell feasting on your bewildered entrails then toodling off to terrorise the rest of your spaceship. "Heyyy, he was so cute a minute ago..."
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Fuck this shit, I actually gave up on the film 30 minutes in after the
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first astronaut got Squidy McMarscunt right down his cakehole. Dead in seconds. I'm not watching the Kraken octopii freakazoid get exponentially bigger while chasing you genius space wallies around your doomed fucken space ship. You tried killing him with fire (they named the little shit "Kalvin". FFS, his name is KRAKEN) and that just made him angrier.
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That's it, i'm out, fuck this shit. Someone tell me how it ended. Let me guess, Jake Gesundheit is the only survivor by virtue of becoming chatty pals with the surprisingly highly intellectual Squidy McMarsmurder who, it turns out, just wanted to be loved. Then Jake sidled up to his newest space pal and slyly stabbed him right in his squidy groin gristle, roll the credits.
Couldn't agree more with this review, an absolute contrived turd of a flick.
I'll bring us back to normality with this absolute banger of a scene....
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Finally got around to watching Into The Spiderverse and fucking hell that was good movie. Great animation. Superb casting. Awesome sound track.
6 out of 5
Funny I haven't watched this yet and I should as I have a family connection to this as my Brother was the visual effects art director for the work done by Sony Pictures Imageworks (SPI) on the movie.
I think I mentioned previously that he also worked on Hacksaw Ridge. After that movie, he moved to Vancouver to work at SPI as a Visual Effects Art Director and has been working all sorts of cool stuff.
A littl FYI, from the TV Series thread, the new Netflix series Love, Death & Robots, he was also art director on Episode 13 - Lucky 13.
His IMDB profile is here for anyone interested (and yes, the "C" in RoninWC stands for Cox, the W is for Warren)... https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1424612/
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@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@RoninWC also
he he cox
Haha, fair enough. Even worse, my middle name is Rich@rd so yes...
I am Warren Dick Cox.
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@RoninWC said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@RoninWC also
he he cox
Haha, fair enough. Even worse, my middle name is Rich@rd so yes...
I am Warren Dick Cox.
i love it when the jokes write themselves!
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@mariner4life you think that's funny? My brother's name is Richard - shortened to Dick.
Now combine that with my surname.
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life you think that's funny? My brother's name is Richard - shortened to Dick.
Now combine that with my surname.
that. is. awesome.
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@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life you think that's funny? My brother's name is Richard - shortened to Dick.
Now combine that with my surname.
that. is. awesome.
Nick and Dick, love your parents work
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life you think that's funny? My brother's name is Richard - shortened to Dick.
Now combine that with my surname.
Dick The Aussie?
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@nzzp said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life you think that's funny? My brother's name is Richard - shortened to Dick.
Now combine that with my surname.
Dick The Aussie?
done that
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@raznomore something that just fits you reckon?
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@taniwharugby you said it not me.
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@nzzp said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life you think that's funny? My brother's name is Richard - shortened to Dick.
Now combine that with my surname.
Dick The Aussie?
Actually his number plate is the Australian Flag version with DIK-01
FML....
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@nzzp said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life you think that's funny? My brother's name is Richard - shortened to Dick.
Now combine that with my surname.
Dick The Aussie?
Actually his number plate is the Australian Flag version with DIK-01
FML....
does he live even further west than you?
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@mariner4life after being born in country SA, and growing up in country NSW, he spent the next 10 years in country QLD (Wondai) then moved around with the army.
If you want a formula to create an angry white man, that is pretty much it.
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life after being born in country SA, and growing up in country NSW, he spent the next 10 years in country QLD (Wondai) then moved around with the army.
If you want a formula to create an angry white man, that is pretty much it.
When can we expect to see his first post?
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Virgil Doesn't follow rugby.
Also: would last about 5 minutes before getting banned for calling the obvious dickheads a bunch of dickhead sheep fuckers.
Again when is he going to sign up??!?