Bad/Lame Jokes

[Catogrande]

Continuing the parrot theme:

2 Essex girls chatting one morning after a night out.

"My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage"

"Well it should do, you had a cockatoo in it last night".

[MiketheSnow]

[No Quarter]

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

[Bones]

[No Quarter]

Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

I had a big debate with a flat earther once. It got heated and he stormed off saying he’ll walk to the end of the world to prove me wrong.

He’ll come round eventually though.

[No Quarter]

I tried playing tennis with a tambourine. It made a terrible racket.

[No Quarter]

[MiketheSnow]

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[Bones]

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[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

If you haven’t tried archery blindfolded…..

You don’t know what you’re missing

[Victor Meldrew]

[MN5]

If you’re attracted to both men and women but they’re not attracted to you it means you’re bi-yourself

[MN5]

"Do not Touch" must be the scariest thing to read in braille.

[MiketheSnow]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

"Do not Touch" must be the scariest thing to read in braille.

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