Grumpy Old Man
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you vacuum before the wife gets home and she asks immediately upon entering "Have you vacuumed?"
People who haven't heard of robot vacuum cleaners
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you vacuum before the wife gets home and she asks immediately upon entering "Have you vacuumed?"
People who haven't heard of robot vacuum cleaners
It would simply change to "Is the Robot broken? Can you check it?"
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
It would simply change to "Is the Robot broken? Can you check it?"
Named ours "George Clooney". That worked.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Some people have such exotic lives. What's a vacuum?
Think Steve Hansen. Brain. RWC 2019 Semi. Sam Cane.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
I have played the break everything that I put in the dishwasher card (no not the maid that I don't have)
Wife no longer no longer lets me put anything in there (dishwasher, you children).
Contender for the Fernies "Most Surreal Post of 2020" Award....
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@Victor-Meldrew I just know you lot too well to leave any innuendo to chance.
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@Victor-Meldrew Using my own Dad jokes on me. Nice work.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
What is a "dating app?"
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.
Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.
I reckon. Grindr.....um I mean Tinder usually filters out dodgy ones like that
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