Grumpy Old Man
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
can’t fit the car in the other half’s carport.
I thought someone had already mentioned showoffs?
I suck at parking too. So hard to get used to something so big
Shouldn't have waited so long for the surgery eh.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
can’t fit the car in the other half’s carport.
I thought someone had already mentioned showoffs?
I suck at parking too. So hard to get used to something so big
Where is Parking?
Asking for a friend.
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@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
It's a simple deal - I won't eat any of the shit cake your plain wife baked last night
Plain wife killed me 😂🎂
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@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I hate office birthday celebrations. A bunch of people singing a shit song half-heartedly to justify getting a piece of shitty cake afterwards.
The "it's your birthday so you have to supply the cake" nonsense. I never let people in the office know when my birthday is. The cake is a lie.
Fucking this.
I used to only half-jokingly claim that my boss sending a "happy birthday" email to me with the office cc-ed was an abuse of my HR-records-privacy.
It's a simple deal - I won't eat any of the shit cake your plain wife baked last night, or you bought at the Tesco on the way to work... and I also won't bring in any shit cake I picked up from my local Waitrose.Indeed. You won’t be bringing unicorns either.
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I knew you lot had your odd grumps but I'm not impressed with all the scrooge like grinchness about Birthdays and Christmas.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
I knew you lot had your odd grumps but I'm not impressed with all the scrooge like grinchness about Birthdays and Christmas.
It's a good for morale! Bit of secret santa etc.Only a girl could write something like this
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
Roadworks
This. I live in a holiday area so why do the morons at council wait until summer when we have an influx of thousands of people here to block off roads. The queue yesterday was backed up for miles. What should have been a 7 minute trip took over 40 minutes.
Do it before Labour weekend - no problem you idiots. We don't even get that much rain so why? FFS.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
I knew you lot had your odd grumps but I'm not impressed with all the scrooge like grinchness about Birthdays and Christmas.
It's a good for morale! Bit of secret santa etc.I'm seriously into Christmas - traditions and all.
But Secret Santa in the office can fuck right off - particularly after some prick gave me a gift card for a £20 donation for a Goat for Africa. Fluffybunny.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
I knew you lot had your odd grumps but I'm not impressed with all the scrooge like grinchness about Birthdays and Christmas.
It's a good for morale! Bit of secret santa etc.gift card for a £20 donation for a Goat for Africa.
Did you get to slaughter it yourself?
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@JC said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
I knew you lot had your odd grumps but I'm not impressed with all the scrooge like grinchness about Birthdays and Christmas.
It's a good for morale! Bit of secret santa etc.gift card for a £20 donation for a Goat for Africa.
Did you get to slaughter it yourself?
Hmmm. Tagine makfoul (unfortunate name when put in English, sounds like something the Scottish have done to a chicken). Could just be an American burger fast food outfit too.
There is a whole new thread there too - GOAT for Africa (rugby wise).
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i love goat. makes the best currys
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
i love goat. makes the best currys
I was just about to high five and open up. And then the second sentence.
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@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
My recent posting has highlighted I should add the Canes and the Warriors as they’re making me grumpy as fuck at the moment.
If anything sport has made me less grumpy the older I get. Years of Black Caps Cricket and Scottish Rugby do that to a person
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
My recent posting has highlighted I should add the Canes and the Warriors as they’re making me grumpy as fuck at the moment.
If anything sport has made me less grumpy the older I get. Years of Black Caps Cricket and Scottish Rugby do that to a person
Oh, the Magpies and ABs generally have me happy.
It's not actually the ability of the teams that annoy me, it's the selectorial policies.
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Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
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@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Pricks stopping to have a chat in the middle of a pedestrian throughway.
For example, a beer event. Hosted in a stadium, so the entire event is in the circular concourse around a stadium. And fuckers are stopping in the middle of the concourse, forming massive circles, to have chats and what-not. Stopping other fuckers from easily getting past them to spend more money on over-priced over-hopped sometimes-delicious craft-beer-piss.
I've always hated it in on your basic sidewalk. But when it's an enclosed event, with a very obviously enclosed space... and there's fucking dedicated space off to the sides for sitting/gathering/chatting.What-The-Fuck-You-Stupid-FluffyBunnies.
I can't count the number of times my consumption of deleterious-to-my-health goodness was delayed by several seconds due to these pricks having actual friends, and choosing to chat somewhere between me and the next bar.
Just enjoy the strange and wonderful beer, have a perve and listen to the live music.
If I was one of the people who blocked you I make no apologies at all.
