Lockdown XV
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Military a/c
- B52: aka BUFF Big Ugly Fat Fucker
- Herc: big & chunky, but not compared to 1&3
- Lancaster: slow but drops a tall boy
- B2: long fucking legs, packs a punch
- U2: Stupidly long legs and very high reach
- A10: Could stop a tank almost as well as Kaino
- Lynx: Good a stealing things in a pinch, as used by SAS
- Brewster Buffalo: In it's day it fights, takes a pile of shit and still comes back for more
- Harrier: Continues whining even after shut down
- Tornado F3: Brains of the operation
- MiF25: Fast and can hit
- Me 262: Like Nonu, was the first of a breed
- AWACS: The defensive glue
- SR71: A tad fast
- F15E: long range, does everything, and as dangerous as Ben Smith
Lame attempt but god lock down is boring!
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@mn5 Jim the Anvil would be a great hooker.
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@taniwharugby said in Lockdown XV:
@mn5 Jim the Anvil would be a great hooker.
Good call. Or Greg the Hammer Valentine
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This team would have a bit of punch and be handy if any fights broke outā¦..
1 Tony Galento
2 Rocky Marciano
3 Butterbean
4 Tyson Fury
5 Vitali Klitschko
6 George Foreman
7 Joe Frazier
8 Sonny Liston
9 Joe Louis
10 Max Baer
11 Muhammad Ali
12 Mike Tyson
13 Jack Dempsey
14 Lennox Lewis
15 Ken Norton -
@mn5 surely Tua goes into the front row, I expect he has probably played rugby too unlike most of them
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@taniwharugby said in Lockdown XV:
@mn5 surely Tua goes into the front row, I expect he has probably played rugby too unlike most of them
Yep, see ya Tony Galento. Tua goes straight to prop.
Iād confidently say NONE of the rest have ever played rugby, even the British ones.
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@taniwharugby said in Lockdown XV:
@mn5 surely Tua goes into the front row, I expect he has probably played rugby too unlike most of them
I remember Tua saying he used to play hooker in school.
His son plays prop for Grammar TEC. Had a few games for the Blues Dev team a couple of years ago.
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NBA
1- Shaquille OāNeal - the big diesel needed on the engine room of the right 5
2- Charles Barkley - round mound of whatever we need
3- Moses Malone - hard working power forward
4- Dwight Howard - most athletic big man Iāve ever seen
5- Wilt Chamberlain - Wilt the Stilt, best lock nickname going round
6- Denis Rodman - defensive machine, hardest working guy in the team, does all the little stuff, has that edge. A YC possibility
7- Julius Irving - the Drās long arms and reach will do wonders at the breakdown
8- David Robinson - athletic lineout option and smart
9- John Stockton - looks like a 70s rugby player, best passer
10- Michael Jordan - best player at 1st 5
12- Lebron James - can pass, run, score and happy to do ads for the team
13- Scottie Pippen - defensive stopper
11- Kobe Bryant - flat out scorer and a bit of a hungus
14- Allen Iverson - every team needs a small fast scoring winger
15- Steph Curry - quick and heās the long range goal kicking specialist
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@act-crusader Yao Ming, not even a sniff.
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@bones said in Lockdown XV:
@act-crusader Yao Ming, not even a sniff.
Wilt and Dwight are around the 110-120kgs, Yao was 140+, tough on the old lifters, especially when Yao was hardly getting off the ground š
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@nepia said in Lockdown XV:
@mn5 said in Lockdown XV:
Pro Wrestling
1 Yokozuna
2 Dusty Rhodes
3 King Kong Bundy
4 Andre the Giant
5 Big Show
6 Warlord
7 Barbarian
8 Hulk Hogan
9 Macho Man Randy Savage
10 Ric Flair
11 Ultimate Warrior
12 Haku
13 Ravishing Rick Rude
14 Ricky the Dragon Steamboat
15 Bret Hitman HartItās scary how many units Iāve missed in this team.
Hopefully their wrestling techniques will help those forwards to lift those two gigantic locks.
Big Show's preferred lifter is apparently John Cena.
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@act-crusader said in Lockdown XV:
NBA
1- Shaquille OāNeal - the big diesel needed on the engine room of the right 5
2- Charles Barkley - round mound of whatever we need
3- Moses Malone - hard working power forward
4- Dwight Howard - most athletic big man Iāve ever seen
5- Wilt Chamberlain - Wilt the Stilt, best lock nickname going round
6- Denis Rodman - defensive machine, hardest working guy in the team, does all the little stuff, has that edge. A YC possibility
7- Julius Irving - the Drās long arms and reach will do wonders at the breakdown
8- David Robinson - athletic lineout option and smart
9- John Stockton - looks like a 70s rugby player, best passer
10- Michael Jordan - best player at 1st 5
12- Lebron James - can pass, run, score and happy to do ads for the team
13- Scottie Pippen - defensive stopper
11- Kobe Bryant - flat out scorer and a bit of a hungus
14- Allen Iverson - every team needs a small fast scoring winger
15- Steph Curry - quick and heās the long range goal kicking specialist
I know you you went with big name players, but I'd probably pick someone like Shawn Marion at 7.
Maybe Bill Laimbeer at lock ahead of Dwight, although he's a bit of a card risk.
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@mikedogz Johnson has to be a back with that hair
Actually quite easy to come up with a proper decent team
1 Bill Clinton
2 Winston Churchill
3 Maggie Thatcher
4 Jacque Chirac
5 Gordon Brown
6 Nelson Mandela
7 Paul Quinn
8 Boris Johnson
9 Chris Laidlaw*
10 Ben Couch *
11 Louisa Wall*
12 Tu Wylie
13 Graham Thorne*
14 Tony Steel*
15 Winston PetersAasterisked were all All Blacks. Only Thatcher and Mandela didn't play rugby and Mandela is a Rugby Hall of Fame Inductee
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@dogmeat said in Lockdown XV:
@mikedogz Johnson has to be a back with that hair
Actually quite easy to come up with a proper decent team
1 Bill Clinton
2 Winston Churchill
3 Maggie Thatcher
4 Jacque Chirac
5 Gordon Brown
6 Nelson Mandela
7 Paul Quinn
8 Boris Johnson
9 Chris Laidlaw*
10 Ben Couch *
11 Louisa Wall*
12 Tu Wylie
13 Graham Thorne*
14 Tony Steel*
15 Winston PetersAasterisked were all All Blacks. Only Thatcher and Mandela didn't play rugby and Mandela is a Rugby Hall of Fame Inductee
Mandela's highlights on youtube are awesome.
Boris is the least mobile loose forward I've ever seen. Brown is a good pick, he looks like he'd have been a handy dock worker in his youth missing that eye.
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@mn5 said in Lockdown XV:
Pro Wrestling
1 Yokozuna
2 Dusty Rhodes
3 King Kong Bundy
4 Andre the Giant
5 Big Show
6 Warlord
7 Barbarian
8 Hulk Hogan
9 Macho Man Randy Savage
10 Ric Flair
11 Ultimate Warrior
12 Haku
13 Ravishing Rick Rude
14 Ricky the Dragon Steamboat
15 Bret Hitman HartItās scary how many units Iāve missed in this team.
I've got the Rock playing 8, and Randy Orton playing 6
Stone Cold Steve Austin was playing 7, but his knees are shot.
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@antipodean said in Lockdown XV:
Boris is the least mobile loose forward I've ever seen.
He looked unco, unless running into kids counts.
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@mariner4life said in Lockdown XV:
@mn5 said in Lockdown XV:
Pro Wrestling
1 Yokozuna
2 Dusty Rhodes
3 King Kong Bundy
4 Andre the Giant
5 Big Show
6 Warlord
7 Barbarian
8 Hulk Hogan
9 Macho Man Randy Savage
10 Ric Flair
11 Ultimate Warrior
12 Haku
13 Ravishing Rick Rude
14 Ricky the Dragon Steamboat
15 Bret Hitman HartItās scary how many units Iāve missed in this team.
I've got the Rock playing 8, and Randy Orton playing 6
Stone Cold Steve Austin was playing 7, but his knees are shot.
Admittedly most of my guys are from the Golden era of WWE, ie the 80s.
Of more recent ilk Iād have to find a spot for Bautista ( who is also eligible for an action hero XV ), Kevin Nash and Goldberg for sure.
Austin had amazing charisma but I reckon all those others were better in the ring than he was.
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@antipodean said in Lockdown XV:
@dogmeat said in Lockdown XV:
@mikedogz Johnson has to be a back with that hair
Actually quite easy to come up with a proper decent team
1 Bill Clinton
2 Winston Churchill
3 Maggie Thatcher
4 Jacque Chirac
5 Gordon Brown
6 Nelson Mandela
7 Paul Quinn
8 Boris Johnson
9 Chris Laidlaw*
10 Ben Couch *
11 Louisa Wall*
12 Tu Wylie
13 Graham Thorne*
14 Tony Steel*
15 Winston PetersAasterisked were all All Blacks. Only Thatcher and Mandela didn't play rugby and Mandela is a Rugby Hall of Fame Inductee
Mandela's highlights on youtube are awesome.
Boris is the least mobile loose forward I've ever seen. Brown is a good pick, he looks like he'd have been a handy dock worker in his youth missing that eye.
Nelson di wear #6 to a RWC victory Yeah Happy to swap out Boris but I was trying to pick a team that had all played rugby. I think Brown was actually a back but I know he lost his eye from a kick in a ruck so he'll do at lock
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