Grumpy Old Man
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
I wonder if they think of me what I used to think of my Dad listening to the Beatles back in the day. Old people's music.
Recent grads. So you referenced a song that came out half a decade before they were born...
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@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo the fucking Xmas trees on the 4th of November? Or the grinch the sight of them turns me into?
We haven’t even had Guy Fawkes yet FFS 😡
Kick Xmas into December
I'm more offended by the STATE of that "Xmas tree" than how early it is. It's terrible!
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Fucktards with food “allergies” that only decide to inform people the day before menus are planned, prep has started and shopping done.
Actually people who inflict their food “allergies” on others full fucking stop.
Especially when they decide they actually will eat the thing everyone else has after you’ve made something specially for them. -
@crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fucktards with food “allergies” that only decide to inform people the day before menus are planned, prep has started and shopping done.
Actually people who inflict their food “allergies” on others full fucking stop.
Especially when they decide they actually will eat the thing everyone else has after you’ve made something specially for them.Do you mean vegetarians?
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fucktards with food “allergies” that only decide to inform people the day before menus are planned, prep has started and shopping done.
Actually people who inflict their food “allergies” on others full fucking stop.
Especially when they decide they actually will eat the thing everyone else has after you’ve made something specially for them.Do you mean vegetarians?
Worse. Vegetarians that can’t eat certain vegetables but expect tasty and exciting food because that’s what everyone else is getting.
I am helping out a friend who is running a yoga retreat and needed a chef for the week. The vego aspect isn’t a problem but when trying to cook something to suit everyone (as I am still doing my normal job) and the fuckers start removing ingredients like onions, garlic, starches, the now standard gluten (which I anticipated), dairy, etc it plays havoc with the menus lined up. -
@crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fucktards with food “allergies” that only decide to inform people the day before menus are planned, prep has started and shopping done.
Actually people who inflict their food “allergies” on others full fucking stop.
Especially when they decide they actually will eat the thing everyone else has after you’ve made something specially for them.Do you mean vegetarians?
Worse. Vegetarians that can’t eat certain vegetables but expect tasty and exciting food because that’s what everyone else is getting.
I am helping out a friend who is running a yoga retreat and needed a chef for the week. The vego aspect isn’t a problem but when trying to cook something to suit everyone (as I am still doing my normal job) and the fuckers start removing ingredients like onions, garlic, starches, the now standard gluten (which I anticipated), dairy, etc it plays havoc with the menus lined up.What did you expect!!!!
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Just got off our morning meeting. I get really bored with the staleness of it, so always throw in some random personal anecdote to try and break the monotony.
So this morning - "Morning folks, great day here ... bit chilly, but turned on the radio this morning and Smells by Teen Spirit was playing, so I think it's gonna be a great day.
We've got a couple of new grads on our wider team. Here is the next part of the convo
Grad 1: "I've not heard of that, whose that by"
Me: "Nirvana, classic tune"
Grad 2: "Who's Nirvana"They can fuck off.
Who's Nirvana?
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage I think it would have been appropriate to punch them, or at least one of them.
Working form home today, and they are in Amsterdam, so it would have been tricky. I'll see them in a couple of weeks though at which point, I shall indeed.
I wonder if they think of me what I used to think of my Dad listening to the Beatles back in the day. Old people's music.
Yes
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Absentmindedly joined another conference call at work to find it's about men's mental health. I lost count of the amount of times people mentioned the word brave in the associated chat window. If backslapping and arsekissing cured mental health, we wouldn't need to sit through this shit again next year.
Female presenter / convener says she thinks it would be good for men to have their own place/ club whatever where they can hang out and just be blokes with blokes. No one responded that everytime we make something like that some hairy legged harridan complains about being excluded.
I sometimes wonder if measurable rates have decreased or increased since all of the emphasis on "raising awareness".
It's a good thing I always join with my microphone muted.
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Absentmindedly joined another conference call at work to find it's about men's mental health. I lost count of the amount of times people mentioned the word brave in the associated chat window. If backslapping and arsekissing cured mental health, we wouldn't need to sit through this shit again next year.
Female presenter / convener says she thinks it would be good for men to have their own place/ club whatever where they can hang out and just be blokes with blokes. No one responded that everytime we make something like that some hairy legged harridan complains about being excluded.
I sometimes wonder if measurable rates have decreased or increased since all of the emphasis on "raising awareness".
It's a good thing I always join with my microphone muted.
We used to call that place "the pub"
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Absentmindedly joined another conference call at work to find it's about men's mental health. I lost count of the amount of times people mentioned the word brave in the associated chat window. If backslapping and arsekissing cured mental health, we wouldn't need to sit through this shit again next year.
Female presenter / convener says she thinks it would be good for men to have their own place/ club whatever where they can hang out and just be blokes with blokes. No one responded that everytime we make something like that some hairy legged harridan complains about being excluded.
I sometimes wonder if measurable rates have decreased or increased since all of the emphasis on "raising awareness".
It's a good thing I always join with my microphone muted.
We used to call that place "the pub"
Past tense?
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Absentmindedly joined another conference call at work to find it's about men's mental health. I lost count of the amount of times people mentioned the word brave in the associated chat window. If backslapping and arsekissing cured mental health, we wouldn't need to sit through this shit again next year.
Female presenter / convener says she thinks it would be good for men to have their own place/ club whatever where they can hang out and just be blokes with blokes. No one responded that everytime we make something like that some hairy legged harridan complains about being excluded.
I sometimes wonder if measurable rates have decreased or increased since all of the emphasis on "raising awareness".
It's a good thing I always join with my microphone muted.
We used to call that place "the pub"
Past tense?
Full of bloody women and fancy grub now innit?
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Absentmindedly joined another conference call at work to find it's about men's mental health. I lost count of the amount of times people mentioned the word brave in the associated chat window. If backslapping and arsekissing cured mental health, we wouldn't need to sit through this shit again next year.
Female presenter / convener says she thinks it would be good for men to have their own place/ club whatever where they can hang out and just be blokes with blokes. No one responded that everytime we make something like that some hairy legged harridan complains about being excluded.
I sometimes wonder if measurable rates have decreased or increased since all of the emphasis on "raising awareness".
It's a good thing I always join with my microphone muted.
We used to call that place "the pub"
Past tense?
Full of bloody women and fancy grub now innit?
ours are still bloody closed, and a fair few won't reopen.
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@nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Absentmindedly joined another conference call at work to find it's about men's mental health. I lost count of the amount of times people mentioned the word brave in the associated chat window. If backslapping and arsekissing cured mental health, we wouldn't need to sit through this shit again next year.
Female presenter / convener says she thinks it would be good for men to have their own place/ club whatever where they can hang out and just be blokes with blokes. No one responded that everytime we make something like that some hairy legged harridan complains about being excluded.
I sometimes wonder if measurable rates have decreased or increased since all of the emphasis on "raising awareness".
It's a good thing I always join with my microphone muted.
We used to call that place "the pub"
Past tense?
Full of bloody women and fancy grub now innit?
ours are still bloody closed, and a fair few won't reopen.
OK, you win, that's worse
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Absentmindedly joined another conference call at work to find it's about men's mental health. I lost count of the amount of times people mentioned the word brave in the associated chat window. If backslapping and arsekissing cured mental health, we wouldn't need to sit through this shit again next year.
Female presenter / convener says she thinks it would be good for men to have their own place/ club whatever where they can hang out and just be blokes with blokes. No one responded that everytime we make something like that some hairy legged harridan complains about being excluded.
I sometimes wonder if measurable rates have decreased or increased since all of the emphasis on "raising awareness".
It's a good thing I always join with my microphone muted.
We used to call that place "the pub"
That would've been funny, but HR and execs mean no one is going to say something like that.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Absentmindedly joined another conference call at work to find it's about men's mental health. I lost count of the amount of times people mentioned the word brave in the associated chat window. If backslapping and arsekissing cured mental health, we wouldn't need to sit through this shit again next year.
Female presenter / convener says she thinks it would be good for men to have their own place/ club whatever where they can hang out and just be blokes with blokes. No one responded that everytime we make something like that some hairy legged harridan complains about being excluded.
I sometimes wonder if measurable rates have decreased or increased since all of the emphasis on "raising awareness".
It's a good thing I always join with my microphone muted.
We used to call that place "the pub"
Past tense?
Full of bloody women and fancy grub now innit?
Not so much over here ...
