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    #178

    @delicatessen said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Ian Foster has been nominated for World Rugby's coach of the year

    I saw that, and shook my head.

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    #180

    Question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard while having sex?

    Now then. Now then Now then.

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    @Catogrande only if you prepaid though eh

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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard while having sex?

    Now then. Now then Now then.

    Subtle, but good.

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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #183

    @Victor-Meldrew I’m not sure that @Bones got the reference

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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Victor-Meldrew I’m not sure that @Bones got the reference

    Probably not, I don't do subtle.

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    replied to Bones on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #185

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Probably not, I don't do subtle.

    That can be fixed for you.

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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #186

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Probably not, I don't do subtle.

    That can be fixed for you.

    I'm not sure which of the 4 versions of this post I like best.

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    #187

    What do you call the sweat produced when rednecks are having sex?

    Relative humidity...

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    @NTA Why do Rednecks get confused between food and sex?

    Pumpkin.

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    First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern 🙏
    I'm ok, just a bit shaken up, but l'll be ok.
    For those of you who don't know what happened, I was robbed yesterday morning at the petrol station filling up the van.
    I gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone.
    I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them "Yes, it was pump number 4 ” ⛽️

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    #190

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    #191

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    @RoninWC I didn't know things had got that desperate in drought ravaged outback Australia.

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    replied to Machpants on last edited by
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    @Machpants or good staying power?

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    replied to RoninWC on last edited by
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    @RoninWC said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    Ripper 😁

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  • get stuffedG Offline
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    #195

    Did you hear the joke about the robot ? ...he pulled himself to pieces & shot his bolt.

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    wrote on last edited by Frank
    #196

    Might have posted this b4 - (saw it in a movie)

    Why does Noddy wear a blue (thanks Catogrande) hat with a golden bell on the end of it?

    Because he's a c-unt

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    #197

    Why are so many French roads tree-lined?

    So the German army can march in the shade.

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