Bad/Lame Jokes

[Bones]

@Machpants of all the things to get banned for

[MN5]

Just had a Russian Uber Driver I can strongly recommend….His name is Picup Andropov.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[BerniesCorner]

Patient: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis
Therapist: How bad is it?
Patient: It comes in waves

[Bones]

[Windows97]

I was robbed by 6 dwarves today, not happy.

[MiketheSnow]

[nostrildamus]

Q: Where in the North Island do they look after senile owls?
A: Ōtāhuhu.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

[taniwharugby]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MN5]

[Victor Meldrew]

[sparky]

He was mooooooooo-ved to tears.

Kieren Williams  /  Aug 31, 2023  /  UK News

Man caught having sex with cow after suspicious farmers set up CCTV sobs in court - The Mirror

Liam Brown, 25, from Bournemouth, snuck onto a farm around six miles from where he lived and committed the horrific act - where he was caught by a farmer who had set up CCTV

[Machpants]

@sparky Not like a cow is even going to notice, yearly a vet has their whole arm up there!

Also "near Christchurch" enough said

[MN5]

Going to prison for having sex with a cow isn’t really going to give him much street cred inside. He might find day to day existence rather tough.

I’ll be monitoring the internet with keen interest on 22nd of this month to see what the sentence is.