Grumpy Old Man
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Fucking Tonka beans deserve their own thread.
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
That said, I draw the line at carols. Fuck carols. Cringeworthy shit that I have refused to take my kids to every year since they were born and I have no intention of relenting now.
Worse than the Carols are the saccharine fucking Christmas pop songs.
Mark Chapman did the world a favour by at least ensuring there wouldn't be another Merry Christmas (War is Over).
Christmas "Mince" Pies are hideous things
I good mince pie is a thing of beauty. This rules out virtually all shop bought stuff. But a home made pie with quality mincemeat, proper home made pastry and a thin layer of marzipan twixt the two is sublime.
dead to me
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@Catogrande yeah it was my worst toy ever. All my mates had the trucks and I just had the bean.
Wait. No.
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
I good mince pie is a thing of beauty. This rules out virtually all shop bought stuff. But a home made pie with quality mincemeat, proper home made pastry and a thin layer of marzipan twixt the two is sublime.
Ignore the marzipan, but agree on home-made. Mincemeat matured for a month or so in brandy, freshly baked and with brandy-infused clotted cream. Heaven
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Able-bodied adults who use pedestrian crossings on relatively quiet streets, forcing me to stop, then leisurely strolling across
You miserable bastard. At least allow @Catogrande and @Bones a bit of fun won't ya?
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Able-bodied adults who use pedestrian crossings on relatively quiet streets, forcing me to stop, then leisurely strolling across
You miserable bastard. At least allow @Catogrande and @Bones a bit of fun won't ya?
I've never been described as any of those words before.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Able-bodied adults who use pedestrian crossings on relatively quiet streets, forcing me to stop, then leisurely strolling across
You miserable bastard. At least allow @Catogrande and @Bones a bit of fun won't ya?
Ha! Dunno if the news reached Kernow, it was a few years ago about a village in Dorset called Chideock. On the A35, narrow high street, lots of traffic. This one old boy in protest decided to use the pelican crossing. One way, then the other for hours on end so the traffic ground to a halt. He did this for nearly a week. It was chaos.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Christmas "Mince" Pies are hideous things.
The shop-bought ones are fucking awful. Like eating cardboard and dead flies.
And don't get me started on trendy christmas cake - the ones where some fluffybunny decides to go all artistic and decorate the cake with bloody Tonka beans rather that marzipan and icing.
Come on: "Mince" pies and they're fucking fruit? Where's the meat?
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@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Come on: "Mince" pies and they're fucking fruit? Where's the meat?
Cos' traditionally fruit was bloody expensive at Christmas and meat was cheap and plentiful. Luxury item.
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@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
leisurely strolling across
This. Those fluffybunnies that actually slow down. And pricks who don't wave a "thanks".
There’s a special rung in hell for those fluffybunnies
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Come on: "Mince" pies and they're fucking fruit? Where's the meat?
Cos' traditionally fruit was bloody expensive at Christmas and meat was cheap and plentiful. Luxury item.
This does not answer my question.
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@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Come on: "Mince" pies and they're fucking fruit? Where's the meat?
Cos' traditionally fruit was bloody expensive at Christmas and meat was cheap and plentiful. Luxury item.
This does not answer my question.
They began life as savoury pies filled with minced meat, suet, dried fruits, spices cloves and nutmeg. Thet meat vanished in Victorian times as meat was seen as not expensive enough.
Rich pricks were into virtue-signalling against farm animals venting methane even back then...
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Come on: "Mince" pies and they're fucking fruit? Where's the meat?
Cos' traditionally fruit was bloody expensive at Christmas and meat was cheap and plentiful. Luxury item.
This does not answer my question.
They began life as savoury pies filled with minced meat, suet, dried fruits, spices cloves and nutmeg. Thet meat vanished in Victorian times as meat was seen as not expensive enough.
Rich pricks were into virtue-signalling against farm animals venting methane even back then...
Still ... "mince" pies, but fruit ...
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When you repeatedly get completely, utterly and totally shit customer service even after you go to the top (I'm looking at you, Volkswagen-Audi) and they repeatedly contact/harass you to do a survey as "outstanding customer service and customer experience is built into everything we do and is a core part of our business culture".
No you fluffybunnies, If it's taken 5 months for you to fucking answer the email I sent to you in June, you fucking well don't need me to tell you your customer service is shit.
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@Victor-Meldrew this should help.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
New season of True Detective is out on January 15th!
Then why the fuck is it being advertised in between every fucking second over? It's more than two months away you tards
What’s wrong with that?
Lots of stuff gets advertised that is months away.
Fuck, what a Grumpy old prick
