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  • MN5M Offline
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    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Someone ( Fall out boy, thanks google ) has released a version of ‘We didn’t start the fire’ with really ‘relevant’ modern lyrics.

    Now granted I never really liked this song when Billy Joel did it so things were always going to be a bit tenuous when someone else covered it.

    I’ve only heard snippets on the radio but it is such an utterly shit song it makes me furious.

    Fuck you Fall out boy, I’d rather attend every concert in a Madness reunion tour than listen to even a bit of your awful recent effort.

    Music piston wristed gibbon thread is here:
    https://www.forum.thesilverfern.com/topic/235/what-are-you-listening-to-right-now?_=1701855075475

    I hate music piston wristed gibbons.

    You sound grumpy

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    I started the thread ... and then somebody else did ... and I got grumpy about it.

    And Conway.

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    What is it with pubs and clubs dumping the main meal (steak, chicken schnitzel, beer battered fish or even calamari) on top of the chips?

    How hard is it to arrange these to be be next to each other??

    Stop it.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    People who tell you they are cutting down on alcohol for Christmas but put whisky on their Christmas list. Sociopaths as they are known as

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    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    What is it with pubs and clubs dumping the main meal (steak, chicken schnitzel, beer battered fish or even calamari) on top of the chips?

    How hard is it to arrange these to be be next to each other??

    Stop it.

    Only matched by fuckwit waiters who ask you how your meal is while your mouth is full of food.

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    People who tell you they are cutting down on alcohol for Christmas but put whisky on their Christmas list. Sociopaths as they are known as

    Should I change it to tequila?

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    People who wander up to the near empty seating area at the airport gate, with masks on, then proceed to sit right next to you.

    What the fuck is the thinking there?

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    My washing machine shat itself yesterday. So resigned myself to getting a front loader as they're more water and electricity efficient apparently, but my washing cupboard is too small for any of them. To get a similarly efficient top loader the price tends to double for similar stats.

    I'm grumpy both for the fact I have to shop and the fact I've got to figure out how the fuck to get my current machine out of the cupboard - as I have no idea how I got it in.

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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    People who wander up to the near empty seating area at the airport gate, with masks on, then proceed to sit right next to you.

    What the fuck is the thinking there?

    Maybe they wanted to buy drugs ?

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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    My washing machine shat itself yesterday. So resigned myself to getting a front loader as they're more water and electricity efficient apparently, but my washing cupboard is too small for any of them. To get a similarly efficient top loader the price tends to double for similar stats.

    I'm grumpy both for the fact I have to shop and the fact I've got to figure out how the fuck to get my current machine out of the cupboard - as I have no idea how I got it in.

    Mate go to a shop that does free dilvery, and they take away old one. Just point at cupboard and tell them to take it away!

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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    People who wander up to the near empty seating area at the airport gate, with masks on, then proceed to sit right next to you.

    What the fuck is the thinking there?

    Maybe they wanted to buy drugs ?

    I'd already checked in my "bags"

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    People who wander up to the near empty seating area at the airport gate, with masks on, then proceed to sit right next to you.

    What the fuck is the thinking there?

    Maybe they wanted to buy drugs ?

    I'd already checked in my "bags"

    Settle down Schapelle, not everyone is as streetwise as you

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    @Dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    My washing machine shat itself yesterday. So resigned myself to getting a front loader as they're more water and electricity efficient apparently, but my washing cupboard is too small for any of them. To get a similarly efficient top loader the price tends to double for similar stats.

    I'm grumpy both for the fact I have to shop and the fact I've got to figure out how the fuck to get my current machine out of the cupboard - as I have no idea how I got it in.

    Mate go to a shop that does free dilvery, and they take away old one. Just point at cupboard and tell them to take it away!

    That's exactly my plan!

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    A cougar is not someone in their 20s

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    @Dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    My washing machine shat itself yesterday. So resigned myself to getting a front loader as they're more water and electricity efficient apparently, but my washing cupboard is too small for any of them. To get a similarly efficient top loader the price tends to double for similar stats.

    I'm grumpy both for the fact I have to shop and the fact I've got to figure out how the fuck to get my current machine out of the cupboard - as I have no idea how I got it in.

    Mate go to a shop that does free dilvery, and they take away old one. Just point at cupboard and tell them to take it away!

    These two were less handy than me. In the end they just left the machine and said they'd come pick up the old one next week. In the end it took me about 3 minutes to take the door off (and bloody 20 to put it back on) so they could have waited.

    Then they* tried to charge me another $40 to come back and pick up the machine, so I kicked up a stink grumpy old man style and the lady booked the pick up for Wednesday.

    *The company, not the delivery guys, aside from being useless at removing doors they were good blokes, a young Maori guy and a young Arab guy (who could have both passed for Maori or Arab).

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    My washing machine shat itself yesterday. So resigned myself to getting a front loader as they're more water and electricity efficient apparently, but my washing cupboard is too small for any of them. To get a similarly efficient top loader the price tends to double for similar stats.

    I'm grumpy both for the fact I have to shop and the fact I've got to figure out how the fuck to get my current machine out of the cupboard - as I have no idea how I got it in.

    Mate go to a shop that does free dilvery, and they take away old one. Just point at cupboard and tell them to take it away!

    These two were less handy than me. In the end they just left the machine and said they'd come pick up the old one next week. In the end it took me about 3 minutes to take the door off (and bloody 20 to put it back on) so they could have waited.

    Then they* tried to charge me another $40 to come back and pick up the machine, so I kicked up a stink grumpy old man style and the lady booked the pick up for Wednesday.

    *The company, not the delivery guys, aside from being useless at removing doors they were good blokes, a young Maori guy and a young Arab guy (who could have both passed for Maori or Arab).

    That is so cool you got to meet Temuera Morrison and Cliff Curtis

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  • voodooV Offline
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    replied to Nepia on last edited by
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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    My washing machine shat itself yesterday. So resigned myself to getting a front loader as they're more water and electricity efficient apparently, but my washing cupboard is too small for any of them. To get a similarly efficient top loader the price tends to double for similar stats.

    I'm grumpy both for the fact I have to shop and the fact I've got to figure out how the fuck to get my current machine out of the cupboard - as I have no idea how I got it in.

    Mate go to a shop that does free dilvery, and they take away old one. Just point at cupboard and tell them to take it away!

    These two were less handy than me. In the end they just left the machine and said they'd come pick up the old one next week. In the end it took me about 3 minutes to take the door off (and bloody 20 to put it back on) so they could have waited.

    Then they* tried to charge me another $40 to come back and pick up the machine, so I kicked up a stink grumpy old man style and the lady booked the pick up for Wednesday.

    *The company, not the delivery guys, aside from being useless at removing doors they were good blokes, a young Maori guy and a young Arab guy (who could have both passed for Maori or Arab).

    Hope you didn’t buy from the Good Guys mate - because I had exactly this a year ago, they left the old machine and never came back to get it. A year later and it’s still under my stairs and they won’t pick up my calls.

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    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    My washing machine shat itself yesterday. So resigned myself to getting a front loader as they're more water and electricity efficient apparently, but my washing cupboard is too small for any of them. To get a similarly efficient top loader the price tends to double for similar stats.

    I'm grumpy both for the fact I have to shop and the fact I've got to figure out how the fuck to get my current machine out of the cupboard - as I have no idea how I got it in.

    Mate go to a shop that does free dilvery, and they take away old one. Just point at cupboard and tell them to take it away!

    These two were less handy than me. In the end they just left the machine and said they'd come pick up the old one next week. In the end it took me about 3 minutes to take the door off (and bloody 20 to put it back on) so they could have waited.

    Then they* tried to charge me another $40 to come back and pick up the machine, so I kicked up a stink grumpy old man style and the lady booked the pick up for Wednesday.

    *The company, not the delivery guys, aside from being useless at removing doors they were good blokes, a young Maori guy and a young Arab guy (who could have both passed for Maori or Arab).

    Hope you didn’t buy from the Good Guys mate - because I had exactly this a year ago, they left the old machine and never came back to get it. A year later and it’s still under my stairs and they won’t pick up my calls.

    Was Bing Lee, hopefully they're better than The Good Guys.

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    Grumpy: hospital visit on Christmas night.

    Left eye started to go a bit funny on Friday morning. CT scan and optical scan at the local emergency centre showed nothing out of the ordinary. Saturday/Sunday similar sensation; slight ache. Feeling weird like something wasn't quite right with the old peeper

    Woke up this morning, left eye running about 60-70% of vision. Like if you were wearing sunglasses on only one side.

    So here I am, waiting in emergency at 1am boxing day, to see if they can pin down the cause before it gets any worse.

    Getting old fucking sucks.

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  • boobooB Offline
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    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Grumpy: hospital visit on Christmas night.

    Left eye started to go a bit funny on Friday morning. CT scan and optical scan at the local emergency centre showed nothing out of the ordinary. Saturday/Sunday similar sensation; slight ache. Feeling weird like something wasn't quite right with the old peeper

    Woke up this morning, left eye running about 60-70% of vision. Like if you were wearing sunglasses on only one side.

    So here I am, waiting in emergency at 1am boxing day, to see if they can pin down the cause before it gets any worse.

    Getting old fucking sucks.

    Err. Merry Christmas.

    Hope everything is OK.

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